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Oh Wateyad, no. You didn't need to go this far in your cry for help. You could just ask.
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chaos rhames posted:Why swords in space. Can't risk shooting inside pressure vessels, duh. Not sure who they were expecting to fight though. Humanity is meant to be united, they don't know about any aliens. Do they have a serious space bandito problem?
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Jul 12, 2016 12:50
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Could you make it like the old 24 "The following takes place" bit, tia. Your best Kiefer Sutherland impression.
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Jul 12, 2016 15:18
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MooCowlian posted:What really bothers me is that in all that disaster, the disruption, an early warp exit and a crash, they landed mostly okay on their exact target planet. Not only that, but within what a pretty small area. They've started the game with the stakes unbelievably low. Ok, my brain somehow skipped over the part where this was the target planet for all five ships. I had assumed the ships were all going to different places (Because why would you send five ships to the same place? These people weren't behaving like this was a potential suicide mission, they expected to transit without problem. Send one, bigger ship if you're not expecting a significant fraction of them to blow up), and the magic space rock had brought them all to some different place as part of its sinister plan.
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Jul 13, 2016 13:21
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Ok, so he's fighting the bugs with his chainsword (?) hull cutter, and he has magical protagonist powers in his glowy fists. The bugs don't have proper Dune slow shields or they'd have stopped those sword swings and any future arrows, so maybe they just only turn on when they detect high magnetic fields? Can't just be technology, the sword was obviously powered when the guy was using it on the hull. Not sure big bugs would evolve that. Then again, it seems they really did decide to send five ships crewed by children to the same place, so it might just be that everyone in this universe is functionally retarded and they can't tell the difference between bugs and robots.
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Jul 15, 2016 19:15
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It's just lazy.
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Jul 15, 2016 19:18
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Robots. Von Neumann bots that look like bugs, because bugs are efficient.
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Jul 15, 2016 23:14
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It's ok if they know how to use low-def art. Too many just start blowing it up and slapping a smoothing filter over it, or tiling small and overly busy assets to cover large areas.
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Jul 16, 2016 15:16
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Show each and every loving one. Even if you have to rub your face into a lava dragon for 40 minutes.
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Jul 19, 2016 16:11
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Those not-flans make no sense.
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Jul 24, 2016 23:41
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So does the sideboard provide a constant bonus, or is it dependent on how you gain the bonuses or what?
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Jul 27, 2016 17:54
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So once it's full up, you can only change the contents by allowing yourself to be crit? Weird.
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Jul 27, 2016 18:15
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Your spelf is a bit underwhelming.
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Aug 1, 2016 15:52
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Just drink and sing songs for us.
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Aug 6, 2016 19:59
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Holy poo poo, her voice is even more annoying than I thought it would be. That chirping with every action in the menu would have me turn the sound off within 2 minutes.
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Aug 8, 2016 15:18
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The spelfs are probably either evil, idiots who are themselves running on hand-me-down technology, or scared that humanity will do the "Just loving kill everyone" thing if they're given too much advanced tech. Which raises the question of why they would give away any tech at all. Maybe they want some meatshields for their galactic conquest? Maybe they really are those pervert aliens who spent a few decades abducting rednecks to probe them for sexual kicks.
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Aug 8, 2016 16:36
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If you told me that you'd added that music as a joke, I would believe you.
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Aug 12, 2016 19:36
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Middle Conformist would have a sensible haircut and a neatly trimmed full beard, in full accord with Navy rules on facial hair. He would probably be dressed like Mr Rogers.
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Aug 13, 2016 16:57
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That child looks like the sort of china-faced doll that comes alive in trashy horror films. Who the hell thought this art direction was a good idea?
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Aug 16, 2016 19:04
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Makes more sense. They're living like scrubs, no obvious significant agriculture, dangerous wildlife ranging around outside their town walls. Hunter-gatherers with a poor diet balance. Short.
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Aug 17, 2016 13:12
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If she's 15 then their malnutrition problem is significant enough to delay puberty. They should petition the spelfs for some chewable multivitamins.
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Aug 17, 2016 17:59
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Do you think the dryad eggs can be made into omelettes?
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Aug 17, 2016 18:11
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Just do some targeted bioweapon type thing. The spelfs seem like the types who wouldn't object to some mass extinction events.
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Aug 18, 2016 12:08
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The rampant malnutrition has left them unable to enthuse. When you took the berries from that chest you were stealing their only reserve of vitamin C.
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Aug 21, 2016 14:09
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That is a really loving irritating character voice to have forced into your party.
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Aug 24, 2016 17:56
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See, that would be better with a face cam.
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Aug 25, 2016 17:12
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They probably planned to do all of them until they realised how much work it would be. Not that it would be a lot of work. Maybe they think he looks too weedy without a weapon visible at all times.
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Aug 28, 2016 22:50
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Maybe we can replace her with the hell dog.
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Aug 29, 2016 22:48
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You should learn to knit while wateyad plays the game. Or something different every week. Do a handicraft hand-cam side stream in picture-in-picture.
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Aug 30, 2016 18:26
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You're not pickpocketing enough. Steal everything from everybody in return for saving their lives by depopulating their shithole planets of monsters.
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Sep 10, 2016 13:09
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As long as you post it all. Even the un-postable stuff.
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Sep 17, 2016 22:13
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What an amazing bossfight.
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Sep 26, 2016 20:22
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The dramatic "new orders" speech was just sad.
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Sep 30, 2016 19:11
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I think this game would be better in German. Does it have a German voice option?
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Oct 2, 2016 15:09
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Unfortunate.
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Oct 2, 2016 15:38
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The female spelf appears to have combat wear even less appropriate than Sam Raimi.
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Oct 8, 2016 19:04
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SamRaimi is just disconcertingly submissive.
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Oct 12, 2016 19:20
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It was you who did a guest commentary for the 45 minute long lava-dragon rubbing, right?
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Oct 15, 2016 13:33
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Wet needs a gunblade. Sam just needs a gun. The Spelf can have a spelfgun and the freaky child can go into an educational boarding facility/medical research lab where she belongs.
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Oct 16, 2016 15:17
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Wateyad should sing next time.
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Oct 17, 2016 21:18
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