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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



clothes that make you look less fat like how they paint the torsos for female Lego minifigs

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yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
Levitating mobile holder that takes selfies in 60 fps.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

TK-42-1 posted:

water genetically modified to hydrate you in the most efficient way possible

water has genes :confused:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Tentacle monster sex robots

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

TK-42-1 posted:

clothes that make you look less fat like how they paint the torsos for female Lego minifigs

With the increase in popularity of gender fluidity, there will be clothes that are like today's fat suits, but shaped with corsetry so that you can walk around as whatever race/gender/otherkin you want.

Kinda like fursuits but, you know, skinsuits.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



A misanthrope posted:

water has genes :confused:

not yet they don't :coolfish:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

TK-42-1 posted:

water genetically modified to hydrate you in the most efficient way possible

BRAWNDO!!!

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

TK-42-1 posted:

not yet they don't :coolfish:

:hfive:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

generically engineered boring people who stand out so little even their children forget them

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
Tentacle monster sex robots that double as suicide booths.

Realistically though, that won't happen for about 30 years.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Do you have to stand up and cheer "MCDONALD'S!", or can you just casualty say it? Either way is goddamn stupid, and I'm already wary of the level of surveillance that Smart tv's are capable of.

Barnes And Body Works
Mar 2, 2016

:shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom::shroom:
:chillout:
a poop in the toilet probably

firebeats
May 8, 2016
Clipper Chip for Android©

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
a tiny adult St. Bernard

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
aspire assist toilet adapter (pressure assisted, little-to-no backwash!)

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Cops & feds with a precrime unit.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Kuato posted:

They're going to invent a way to suck the poo poo straight out of assholes. Been using TP for centuries and we're ready for the next step in making GBS threads evolution

came here to post this

i mean demand for the product is there, the free market must provide

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Nick Rivers posted:

a tiny adult St. Bernard

hosed up if false

Or alternately an oversized cocker spaniel or chihuahua would be sweet too.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

AI with emotional detection that shucks and feeds you oysters while you sleep and knows when to stop based on your expression.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Something that was common knowledge 30 years ago, but with a new name.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
I have hope, albeit rapidly fading, that someday they will make a smartphone that isn't a piece of garbage

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Uber for maids
Uber for landscaping
Uber for childcare
Uber for window washing
Uber for grocery shopping
Uber for interior design
Uber for oil changes
Uber for dog walking
Uber for that cuddle service thing
Uber for scarecrows

basically uber for everything that you used to have to pay someone minimum wage to do

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

A machine that you mount on a pumpkin and it scans you (or whoevers) face and then it photo realistically carves the pumpkin to look like you like a CNC machine.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
iPhone charger

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

Pick posted:

Uber for maids
Uber for landscaping
Uber for childcare
Uber for window washing
Uber for grocery shopping
Uber for interior design
Uber for oil changes
Uber for dog walking
Uber for that cuddle service thing
Uber for scarecrows

basically uber for everything that you used to have to pay someone minimum wage to do

pretty sure they already have uber for massages

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

a hole-y ghost posted:

generically engineered boring people who stand out so little even their children forget them

those are called "white people"

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
A form of faux "intimacy" which increasingly resembles relationships in pornography and sitcoms. Oriented toward legions of peter pans and darkest timeline wendys who are horrified at the prospect of "growing up" and having to actually share their lives with another person and/or make compromises.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
A virus that will wipe out all other human races, the only ones remaining will be those who creates it first.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
real life anime, which gradually replaces more and more of reality until there is only anime

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Serious Frolicking posted:

real life anime, which gradually replaces more and more of reality until there is only anime

good god man thats horrifying

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

TK-42-1 posted:

good god man thats horrifying

i can barely wait for the inevitable anime singularity

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Serious Frolicking posted:

i can barely wait for the inevitable anime singularity

i'm the wild white haired only-sane-man maniac who will go to any length to stop it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZn825jemqk&t=224s

The Protagonist fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jul 12, 2016

Warm und Fuzzy
Jun 20, 2006

A startup company whose office is virtual reality.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
horse washing machines

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
genetically modified horses that wash theyself

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005
mario kart go where you use your cellphone to throw virtual "shells" and "banana peels" at other drivers*


*not for use while driving

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Mega64 posted:

Tinder Go

this is already invented, it's called stalking

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
soon theyll finally cure homosexuality

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Slapchop Fleshjack

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

black mirror is a really really good show.

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