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e.g. I paid half a grand for it and spent another small fortune on the peripherals to access the built in features so that means it's good and always works. I love it because the commercials make me feel and sometimes laugh. Plus, gently caress those other guys! look at me! I fit in! that watch on my wrist indicates that I have hundreds of dollars worth of merchandised product on my person so you must adore and not mug me, desperate degenerate your turn
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jackyl posted:I read this shoddy post so I have to reply to it a new baby sibling!
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Jul 12, 2016 03:09
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it's what I grew up with
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:suits my needs mess with the best die like the rest
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Jul 12, 2016 03:13
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my rig requires 1.21 jigawatts in order to operate at its fully designed potential
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Jul 12, 2016 03:24
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when I see the download bar for a mandatory update pop up I plug in my device, run to the kitchen and see how many beer cans I can crush, boxes I can flatten and dishes I can do before I can play Angry Birds again. I've got a pretty clean place for such a pathetic drunk
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Jul 12, 2016 03:36
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i can still plug it in
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Jul 12, 2016 03:45
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*plugs it in*
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Jul 12, 2016 03:48
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"it only works"
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Jul 12, 2016 03:50
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that lightbulb was designed to break in five months that's why I got such a steal
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Jul 12, 2016 03:58
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i just like gambling is all (i can stop at any time) the higher the risk the higher the payout i'm a winner on the inside take my money!
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Jul 12, 2016 04:15
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my device only records and transmits my personal data when a battery is installed
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Jul 12, 2016 04:43
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i know, right?
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Jul 12, 2016 04:56
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redm posted:all of my tech is in poor shape because i always try to fix it with balled fists of rage try a shoe covered foot sometime use a rubber base as you would for a tuning fork BirryJoru fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Jul 12, 2016 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I killed my first car, does that count? I was a dumb kid and got sold a 1985 AMC/Renault Alliant. It was the perfect abstraction of shoddy tech made into corporeal form. I hated that loving car, and was glad when I finally killed it and sold the corpse to a junkyard for $100 as scrap metal. It was a terrible loving car. totally counts tech = technology
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Jul 12, 2016 05:16
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made fire not that hot hot enough to cook
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Jul 12, 2016 05:55
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the wheel never stops rolling guaranteed
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Jul 12, 2016 06:01
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what the gently caress are you clowns doing to my thread!? now I gotta think of excuses for all of you who just buy garbage uh A: dropped on head as baby 2: parents were heavy drug users D: child of divorce
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Jul 13, 2016 00:42
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I got it on Amazon Prime day at reduced price because I needed a device that supported Pokemon GO!
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Jul 13, 2016 02:45
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install linux
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Jul 13, 2016 04:46
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whut tha?
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I live in apartments without insulation and use a Sonic Alert alarm clock that has a vibrating unit to tuck under your mattress. I like it because it's like being nudged awake instead of getting screamed at I just wear ear buds and set the alarm to the highest audible level for hours because gently caress my lovely rear end in a top hat neighbors
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