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Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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jesus those replays what the gently caress happened in this guys last fight

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Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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holy poo poo lopez is bad

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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passing into half guard???

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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iirc those slams don't exactly hurt you as much as they sap energy

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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lopez gave that away?

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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cody's coach isnt very nice

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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i missed alvey, what did he dooo

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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Unfunny Poster posted:

He went on a sort of longwinded call out of sorts.

He said Bisping would lose to Hendo, who he'd then face and probably lose to but wanted to fight another guy first as well as calling out all European fighters to challenge him so he can fight in Europe.

He also said his next kid is due in 10 days and wanted to get a bonus from Dana. Imagine all of this being sort of funny in Alvey's normal style.

The Bisping/Hendo thing also carried past the commercial break where Bisping was calling Alvey crazy and insane etc.

Basically, just go look for it when the video/replay is available. It's odd but funny.

ah, lmao. thank you for that

did someone make the women's tennis joke yet?

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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fatherdog posted:

Standing guillotined his opponent, then proclaimed his love for the state of South Dakota and his imminent child, called out the entirety of Europe, and then predicted that Dan Henderson is going to beat Bisping for the title and hold it till he's 60, whereupon he will lose it to Sam Alvey.

The latter caused Bisping to go in a minute-long tirade on the air afterwards, as a bonus.

how can someone so in tune with trolling be so thin skinned

Ratios and Tendency posted:

He won a couple heavy trades, fought off some grappling and then front guillotined the dude. Did insane promo afterwards.

haha a front guillotine in this day and age. i thought those were subs that never, ever worked

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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holy gently caress that jab must be frustrating

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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haha bisping is still trying to downplay alvey's troll in the way only huge nerds do

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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i love how smolka just falls over and almost takes ben with him

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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can someone good at GnP tell me how smolka's was so effective? I can't figure out what he's doing better than all the lame ineffective GnPers that exist

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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whoa they threw the towel in, loving eh

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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lmao he did it again

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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I remember my first grappling tournament I made it to the finals round in gi-white belt and the exact same loving thing happened. god does it feel bad to tap early like that

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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Chokes McGee posted:

Once I did a tenkan in class and it wasn't even what sensei requested *nods sagely*

idgi

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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Chokes McGee posted:

Basically I am a lovely aikidoka on a forum full of hard rear end bjj guys

I like to think of myself as the local mascot

oh gotcha, sorry i'm a little blitzed

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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did he just say a swear word?

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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the ref really wanted that pretty homeless man to get his poo poo rocked

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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Fluffdaddy posted:

Sammans coaches are livid cause he was doing some real rookie poo poo out there

i didn't catch it, what were they referencing?

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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Fluffdaddy posted:

The first round he was going in wildly and getting lit up. They even had to remind his dumbass to breathe. Second round they were screaming at him because he kept making lovely take down attempts

gotcha, thanks. the hydro is making this a little harder than normal to follow.

also, gently caress kfc's attempt at making this zany new character

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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Unfunny Poster posted:

Pretty sure it's Jim Gaffigan.

The one with the incredibly attractive wife?

Wait the #3 lightweight is fighting this random regional champ?

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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I'm sorry for being such a loving hater lando is goddamn awesome

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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imagine vanetta after 12 weeks at AKA or something

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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actually this


double negative posted:

I just tuned in to this card, what else was good


He's already at Jackson-Wink, right? Dude is gonna be around for a minute.

oh poo poo he is. that's just weird

also why isn't he landon anymore??

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Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

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origami posted:

this no-name card on a wednesday in south dakota is about 4 or 5 times better than ufc 200

thisx1000. i'm bummed out that my best bud's introduction to MMA was me talking up mark hunt and anderson silva for 24hrs only to have the very thinkable occur

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