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I was driving-around today, enjoying an afternoon off, contemplating which brunch option was the most attractive... when I get a call from an old employer, looking for immediate help on a semi-lucrative project. ..... I'm trying to decide if I want to trade my scheduled leisure for some money, when the iconic Billy Joel starts singing Moving Out Anthony works in the grocery store Savin' his pennies for some day Mama Leone left a note on the door, She said, "Sonny, move out to the country." Oh but workin' too hard can give you a heart attack You oughta know by now Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money? And it seems such a waste of time If that's what it's all about Mama, if that's movin' up then I'm movin' out. Sergeant O'Leary is walkin' the beat At night he becomes a bartender He works at Mister Cacciatore's down on Sullivan Street Across from the medical center And he's tradin' in his Chevy for a Cadillac You oughta know by now And if he can't drive With a broken back At least he can polish the fenders And it seems such a waste of time If that's what it's all about Mama, if that's movin' up then I'm movin' out. You should never argue with a crazy mind You oughta know by now You can pay Uncle Sam with the overtime Is that all you get for your money? And if that's what you have in mind Yeah, if that's what you're all about, Good luck, moving up, 'cause I'm movin' out! I'm movin' out... --------- I respectfully declined the labor, and I've been smiling ever since. ------ Post poignant lyrics/songs ITT
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McDonald's is the place to rock It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat It is a good place to listen to the music People flock here to get down to the rock music Rock and Roll McDonald's Rock and Roll McDonald's Rock and Roll McDonald's Rock and Roll McDonald's McDonald's will make you fat They serve Big Macs They serve Quarter-Pounders They will put pounds on you Rock and Roll McDonald's Rock and Roll McDonald's Rock and Roll McDonald's Rock and Roll McDonald's McDonald's hamburgers are the worst They are worse than Burger King A Big Mac has twenty-six grams of fat A Quarter-Pounder has twenty-eight grams of fat Rock and Roll McDonald's Rock and Roll McDonald's Rock and Roll McDonald's Rock and Roll McDonald's Rock over London Rock on, Chicago Wheaties, breakfast of champions
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Jul 13, 2016 01:25
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cause imma CRIMINAL u god dam right
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Jul 13, 2016 01:30
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my hump my hump my hump my hump My hump my hump my hump my lovely lady lumps
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Jul 13, 2016 01:37
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I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine On a cloud of sound I drift in the night Any place it goes is right Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here Three-Phase posted:McDonald's is the place to rock Suck a male cheetah's dick
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Jul 13, 2016 01:38
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You take the first four letters of farther And then you jettison the H-E-R 'Cause everybody knows that girls don't fart No matter who they think they are. We guys can sit around drinkin' Brewski's And make the spiders bark all night long, But the ladies won't even let 'em out of-n' gate And that's why I sang this song, Let me tell you now: Girls don't fart. (toot toot) They never * or * or * * Well, they ain't got the rhythm, they ain't got it in 'em To perform this manly art. Everybody sing: Girls don't fart. (toot toot) You never hear 'em go * or * Well, at least that's what my mama said And my mama's pretty smart. Well, a girl can eat a jumbo burrito And follow that with cabbage stew. But bless my hogs you won't even get A little * a whole night through. Now if a guy had that kind of dinner He'd blow the covers off the bed And then, light a match, blow the house apart And wind up sleepin' in the shed. Let me tell you now: Girls don't fart. (toot toot) They would never * * * or * Though they have the flatus, they got the apparatus Those cheeks won't never part. Everybody sing: Girls don't fart. (toot toot) You'll never catch 'em goin' * * * * No ifs ands or but, they'll keep that aperture shut And that'n takes that a lot apart. (Play it, Jimmy.) Now a man's bag of social disaster Is a fart with a lump inside. This is called a surprise by high-falootin' guys And it really can destroy one's pride. But women don't have this worry, And this-a song is a proof of it 'Cause oh, by the way, I forgot to say that Girls don't ****. Everybody now: Girls don't fart. (toot toot) They never wa-- (a big montage of farts) Hey! A-what is goin' on here? B-but my mama told me-- Well, come on now: Girls don't fart. (toot toot) (Montage continues) Oh, my! What a gaseous display! Well, at least that's what my mama said As a mystery fragrance filled my head And the dog, he just keeled over dead... but I still believe her, 'cause you gotta believe your mama: Girls don't fart. (Sonic SBL)
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Jul 13, 2016 01:40
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i'm a moron and this is my wife she's frosting a cake with a paper knife all what we got here's american made It's a little bit cheesy, but it's nicely displayed well we don't get excited when it crumbles and breaks we just get on the phone and call up some flakes
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Jul 13, 2016 01:40
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i will not be disrespected. nigga or bitch.
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hehehehehehehahahahaha Yeah, it's me again... so check it out - ladies, not gentlemen Drop your draws, come and sit And let's get into this yeah .. Easily I'm aproachin' There ain't no jokin' When the pussy holes are open Ready to gently caress until my dick is raw Yo! the muthafuckin' devil son of law Now it's the E, the mothafuckin' pussy beater And I'm a quick-up trick-up up a quid to trick up the bitch So come here bitch and lick up the lick up the lick up the dick Now how many nuts would it take for me, To let that bitch graduate to lesson 3, let's see... (Splash Splash ..) Ah you can see I straight wax that rear end Back up bitch unless you want nut in your eye I never never ever ever seen a bitch cry Nut 1, nut 2 nut 4 5 6 I lost the 3rd nut in the mix - gently caress it! Hey yo yella boy, let's rewind it! 6 5 4 nut 3 is up Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut You wanna feel the dick baby try your luck Because the E likes to gently caress gently caress gently caress yo I get 'em stuck-on and get the gently caress on Give 'em a dick to roam and tell 'em thanks for the pussy hole I find 'em gently caress 'em and flee you know but before I d.o' yo, I take a ho' to the hotel to the motel to the holiday inn yo, if that bitch start fuckin' up (what's you do?) I'll just gently caress her friend ... Ah Dr. Dre (what up?) , my mellow (yo) it's on you, so whatcha gonna do? Well, it's on and on and on and on Yo the beat don't stoppin' 'till the break o' dawn Yo, every bitch I know they wanna get with me The mothafuckin' notorious D-R-E Spit game at a bitch while a nigga's around And you know most ho's knows not to clown 'Cause if a bitch tries to diss me what the gently caress I lick her I smack the bitch up and shoot the nigga that's with her That's the kind of nigga that you're listenin' to Talk to you for a minute get my dick in you .. yo NOW EVERY SINGLE BITCH GOT A PRICE TO PAY UP ON THE DICKS OF N.W.A I find 'em gently caress 'em and flee you know but before I d.o' yo, I take a ho' to the hotel to the motel to the holiday inn (say what??!) if that bitch start fuckin' up, yo I'll just gently caress her friend ... Now M.C. REN (what up) my mellow (a check it out) it's on you so what the gently caress you're gonna do? Now gather 'round yo And check it out yo And all the bitches come and suck up all my balls yo And take a ticket to play with it like a slicky So put your lips on my big chocolate twinkie And you swallow all the nut If you bitches are smart To make my dick pop up like a pop-chart But after I nut I might leave you But first I must decieve you, because bitch I don't need you And don't say that you love me too 'Cause if I turn my back you would gently caress the whole crew You're nothin' but a stank ho' tryin' to take my bank ho' So I have to let you know .. At a hotel And a motel And a holiday inn (say what??!) Because if that bitch starts fuckin' up yo, I'll just gently caress her friend ...
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Jul 13, 2016 01:43
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Three-Phase posted:McDonald's is the place to rock A genius gone far too early from this world. RIP WW.
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i like bad bitches thats my fuckin problem and yeah i like to gently caress i got a fuckin problem
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Jul 13, 2016 01:56
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GAYbar gayBAR GAAAYBAR WWWWOOOOOOOOOW! (I was still thinking about a hilarious gaybar derail that happened in pyf a few days ago.)
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Nathilus posted:GAYbar gayBAR GAAAYBAR WWWWOOOOOOOOOW! dude post a link to that poo poo
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jackyl posted:dude post a link to that poo poo Sorry, I'm lazy. It's tenish pages or so back in time in the schadenfraude thread. Lejackal tolds straights to get and stay outta his gay bars. 
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Jul 13, 2016 02:08
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kill your mother and rape your dog
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youre barely out of diapers but youre wearing a wig you might be a baby but you smell like a pig you got to five youre still alive better call the bug man cuz your twat is a hive
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Jul 13, 2016 02:44
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I watched that rendition of the pokemon theme that's just smoke weed erryday over and over again yesterday so that was stuck in my head I didn't even smoke weed today
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Yo dre man, I take this bitch out to the movies and poo poo man we're kissin' and grindin' and poo poo, so we hop in the back seat, you know man, this bitch rubbin' all over my dick and frontin' like she's gonna give me the pussy, man, and the bitch said three words, man: Stop, No and Don't I said BIIIITTTTTCCHH [Verse 1:] You don't have to front on me dear, So why don't you just give that pussy here? If you'd be good to me, Oh I'll be good to you, and we'll both ride home in my automobile. All that I want is a little puss All that I want is just a little head If you'd be good to me Ohh I'll be good to you and we'll both ride home in my automible [Verse 2:] You don't have to front on me bitch, Don't be afraid - it's only a dick Give up the pussy soon, All I want is a little, or get your groopy rear end out my hotel room or get your groopy rear end out my hotel room All I want is the pussy All I want is the pussy All I want is the pussy All I want is the pussy If you'd be good to me, oh I'll be good to you, and we'll both ride home in my automobile we'll both ride home in my automobile
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Jul 13, 2016 02:47
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And if a double-decker bus Crashes into us To die by your side Is such a heavenly way to die Of course, I'm driving alone. The fantasy is of the double-decker taking me out and my passenger Morrissey with me 
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I never wanted to dance with nobody but you, do-de-doo, do-de-doo, do-de-doot de-doot-do-do. I never wanted to dance with nobody but you, do-de-doo, do-de-doo, do-de-doot de-doot-do-do. I never wanted to dance with nobody but you wouldn't take no for an answer you loving bitch.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-ofBlL6B6I
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bitch nigga you can neva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva eva get on my level (when i saw this thread)
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Im halfway through my shift at the factory and i still havent "worked hard for the money so hard for the money"
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 because of the cover art, i guess
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He had the change done at the shop -- earlobes for cocks April Fools He had his balls thrown over the top, like a mop of hair April Fools He had his buttocks transferred to his cheeks on his face April, April doom Because then where would the poop come out of? His mouth Well, he decided he wanted a vagina down south April Fools Where his belly button once stood, now stood a cock With a mouth at the end that ate the food Oh, well, what a peculiar guest he was at summer swimming parties What with the nipples protruding from his eyelids And, of course, beneath his chin the penis And on his knees the sacks, he had two put there April Fools And Jester Wally Jew-Boy Navel-eyed Jack, Wiglet Bill You've had your fill of transplants, please You wish you could change back at will, but... Tits coming off the back side -- 69 to be exact I thought it was pretty many, but you be the judge April Dick Well, he became a woman, then a man Then a dog, then a sheep Then a man, then a god He had all put on his body -- "give me 75 tits Give me 1400 balls Give me cocks coming out of every living pore" Oh, vaginas everywhere, a walking sex machine Oh, wonderful at the bathing parties April Fools But this was no April Fools This was for real This was goddamn scary when he walked through the village When he took his place next to the other boys in line To serve his patriotic duty Well, it's kinda rude the way people stare He said, "I'd like all... all... the things I had put on me Covered up with billions of pieces of hair"
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Jul 13, 2016 04:23
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He was a boy. She was a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious? He was a punk. She did ballet. What more can I say? He wanted her. She'd never tell. Secretly she wanted him as well. And all of her friends stuck up their nose. They had a problem with his baggy clothes. He was a skater boy. She said, "See ya later, boy." He wasn't good enough for her. She had a pretty face but her head was up in space. She needed to come back down to earth. Five years from now, she sits at home feeding the baby. She's all alone. She turns on TV and guess who she sees? Skater boy rockin' up MTV. She calls up her friends. They already know. And they've all got tickets to see his show. She tags along, Stands in the crowd, Looks up at the man that she turned down. He was a skater boy. She said, "See ya later, boy." He wasn't good enough for her. Now he's a superstar Slammin' on his guitar Does your pretty face see what he's worth? He was a skater boy. She said, "See ya later, boy." He wasn't good enough for her. Now he's a superstar Slammin' on his guitar Does your pretty face see what he's worth? Sorry, girl, but you missed out. Well, tough luck, that boy's mine now. We are more than just good friends. This is how the story ends. Too bad that you couldn't see... See that man that boy could be. There is more than meets the eye, I see the soul that is inside. He's just a boy, and I'm just a girl. Can I make it anymore obvious? We are in love. Haven't you heard how we rock each other's world? I'm with the skater boy. I said, "See ya later, boy." I'll be backstage after the show. I'll be at the studio singing the song we wrote About a girl you used to know. I'm with the skater boy. I said, "See ya later, boy." I'll be backstage after the show. I'll be at the studio singing the song we wrote About a girl you used to know.
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Jul 13, 2016 04:27
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I'm grateful that the stroller came my way today Oh, Mrs. Macrae driving the stroller And look who's inside oh don't hide Baby Greaser George Oh, I got too close to the stroller And put my thing down his mouth And he parted his teeth, baby teeth North and south brilliantly Like Greaser George Baby Greaser George Took off with my left ball Oh mother took off with the stroller too soon And he swallowed it whole Ah, did I ever tell you what Greaser George Was dressed in that day? Well Greaser George, he had on a leather outfit Oh, three months or so But boy could he ever suck Greaser George, Greaser George The three month old baby Greaser George
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Jul 13, 2016 04:29
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There are only three things worth dying for: chicks and cars and the third world war
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Jul 13, 2016 04:34
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HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER HE WANTED TO BE A PAINTER HITLER WAS A VEGETARIAN HE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKER HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERS HE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATION IF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAY HE'D LISTEN TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODE HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN firebeats fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Jul 13, 2016 |
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Jul 13, 2016 05:27
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I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me shiiiiit I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me shiiiiit I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me shiiiiit I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good I look good why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me why you wanna hate on me shiiiiit I look good
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Jul 13, 2016 05:40
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aw OP I think I saw you post hella sincere poo poo in the hellforum TCC Getting Sober thread, which is a shitshow inside a shitshow, hell maybe you even gave my sad rear end advice sorry this thread does not belong here now anyway I like Wolf Parade a lot, their lyricist knows hella poo poo about trauma and dissociation and being an alien astronaut distant being, and they just released an EP and a deluxe first album this year, I dig on them and you might too
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Jul 13, 2016 06:01
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Now watch me whip (Kill it!) Now watch me nae nae (Okay!) Now watch me whip whip Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?) Now watch me whip (Kill it!) Watch me nae nae (Okay!) Now watch me whip whip Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?) Now watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh ooh ooh ooh [x2:] Do the stanky leg (stank) Do the stanky leg (stank stank) Do the stanky leg (stank) Do the stanky leg (stank stank) Now break your legs (break 'em, break 'em) Break your legs (break 'em dog) Tell 'em "break your legs" (break 'em, break 'em) Break your legs (break 'em dog) Tell 'em "break your legs" (break 'em, break 'em) Break your legs (break 'em dog) Tell 'em "break your legs" (break 'em, break 'em) Break your legs (break 'em dog) Now watch me Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop Now watch me Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop Now watch me whip (Kill it!) Now watch me nae nae (Okay!) Now watch me whip whip Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?) Now watch me whip (Kill it!) Watch me nae nae (Okay!) Now watch me whip whip Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?) Now watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh ooh ooh ooh Now watch me yule (Soulja) Now watch me superman (okay!) Now watch me yule (Soulja) Now watch me superman (okay!) Now watch me yule (Soulja) Now watch me superman (okay!) Now watch me yule (Soulja) Now watch me superman (okay!) Now watch me duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff (Hold on) Now watch me duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff, duff Now watch me Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop Now watch me Bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop bop Now watch me whip (Kill it!) Now watch me nae nae (Okay!) Now watch me whip whip Watch me nae nae (Want me do it?) Now watch me whip (Kill it!) Watch me nae nae (Okay!) Now watch me whip whip Watch me nae nae (Can you do it?) Now watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh ooh ooh ooh Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh watch me, watch me Ooh ooh ooh ooh Crank dat
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Jul 13, 2016 06:01
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all i want for Christmas is you
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Jul 13, 2016 06:01
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Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp All the animals and you Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp All the animals and you I got a dog I got a cat I got a hog I got a bat I got a monkey fish I got a funky fish I got a pig log dig dog Turkey log, Corny Cobb Bag dang ding dong Slap a dappy wiggy wam Sex cow I said Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp I'm stomping animals Barnyard Stomp I'm stomping animals with you Barnyard Stomp All the animals Barnyard Stomp I'm stomping animals Barnyard Stomp I'm stomping animals with you I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you I got you Down in the dark where the wild things grow We're in there where the people don't go Licking and sticking and piercing the pud Blowing and hoeing and covered in mud We don't care what the people say Every day is tree frog day Still they say we live in scuz land But that's where I met my cuzband Sex cow Sex cow Sex cow Sex cow Sex cow Sex cow Sex cow Sex cow Sex cow Sex cow Sex cow Sex cow Sex cow Sex cow
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I'm too sexy for my love Too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me I'm too sexy for my shirt Too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan Too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my car Too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat What d'ya think about that? I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my Too sexy for my Too sexy for my 'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk I'm too sexy for my cat Too sexy for my cat Poor pussy Poor pussy cat I'm too sexy for my love Too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me And I'm too sexy for this song
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Jul 13, 2016 13:43
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this is the shortest song in the world
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I feel for you, you little horror Safe at your mother's breast No lucky break for you around the corner 'Cause your father is a bully And he thinks that you're a pest And your sister she's no better than a whore. Life seems so rosy in the cradle, But I'll be a friend I'll tell you what's in store There's nothing at the end of the rainbow. There's nothing to grow up for anymore Tycoons and barrow boys will rob you And throw you on the side And all because they love themselves sincerely And the man holds a bread knife Up to you throat is four feet wide And he's anxious just to show you what it's for. Your mother works so hard to make you happy But take a look outside the nursery door There's nothing at the end of the rainbow. There's nothing to grow up for anymore And all the sad and empty faces That pass you on the street All running in their sleep, all in a dream Every loving handshake Is just another man to beat How your heart aches just to cut him to the core Life seems so rosy in the cradle, But I'll be a friend I'll tell you what's in store There's nothing at the end of the rainbow. There's nothing to grow up for anymore
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castle kids castle kids, yeah
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