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Let's buy a knife, John.
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I support any, all, or none of the above Johns
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Jul 15, 2016 17:31
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We need running shoes John! The fastest running shoes! Gotta go fast John!
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Jul 15, 2016 17:39
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Cloth?
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Jul 15, 2016 17:44
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e X posted:Cloth?
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Jul 15, 2016 17:48
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UnCO3 posted:Silkworms. Heartworms!
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Jul 15, 2016 18:08
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Absurd Revolver posted:We need running shoes John! The fastest running shoes! Ya, running shoes! and some stylish running shorts. We don't want to be impeded in our running. Also, Miranda always loved our shapely legs
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Jul 15, 2016 18:54
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Absurd Revolver posted:Heartworms!
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Jul 15, 2016 20:01
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UnCO3 posted:Nice, juicy, hweeyermz. They only make John stronger! Faster! Heartworms of steel! JOHN'S HEART IS PART BEAST PART MAN ALL CHAMPION
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Jul 15, 2016 20:06
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PANTS
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Jul 15, 2016 20:14
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UnCO3 posted:PANTS
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Jul 15, 2016 20:26
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UnCO3 posted:PANTS, John? PAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS!!!
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Jul 15, 2016 20:29
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Hey John, you'll feel better with some shopping therapy! The cops are looking for a naked dude coveted in poo poo, so you need a new look. Let's get a good pair of running shoes, a nice, sharp knife, some shades, and a big ol' tracksuit. Because everyone is Иван. Then we hit the bathroom for some plastic self-surgery. Spend two willpower WP 05
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Jul 15, 2016 22:34
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Rockopolis posted:Hey John, you'll feel better with some shopping therapy! The cops are looking for a naked dude coveted in poo poo, so you need a new look. Make sure to get the knife first. Then you can run faster 
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Jul 15, 2016 23:30
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JimsonTheBetrayer posted:Make sure to get the knife first. Then you can run faster Knives are not a tool for bettering ourselves, all we need is our winning smile.
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Jul 15, 2016 23:43
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JimsonTheBetrayer posted:Make sure to get the knife first. Then you can run faster Yes! Faster! Never stop running John! Run away from this cruel and terrible world!
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Jul 15, 2016 23:45
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Li Dawny posted:Knives are not a tool for bettering ourselves, all we need is our winning smile. God I can't wait til John has her turn. I feel like John is a loving psycho.
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Jul 16, 2016 00:10
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JimsonTheBetrayer posted:God I can't wait til John has her turn. I feel like John is a loving psycho. We really should reconsider the way we interact with people. Maybe a nice cup of tea and a warm bath, but then we should great the day anew.
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Jul 16, 2016 00:49
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Li Dawny posted:We really should reconsider the way we interact with people. Maybe a nice cup of tea and a warm bath, but then we should great the day anew. It puts the lotion on its skin.
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Jul 16, 2016 00:54
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Rockopolis posted:Hey John, you'll feel better with some shopping therapy! The cops are looking for a naked dude coveted in poo poo, so you need a new look. John catches a few looks while shopping, but in half an hour he's a new man, chasing after a Russian mobster's heart. You look good John, but you could look better. John heads to the nearest bathroom, and takes out his knife to make some revisions to his face. A nip there, a tuck here, and voila! John looks like an underwear model. Yes indeed, things are coming up John. There's a mess of blood, and those old swim trunks make for poor bandages, but it'll do. It'll do. In a few weeks no one would ever know. Not with John's skillful self-surgery. Sorry for delay, got some dental work done and farted around for a bit.  END OF ROUND 4 Bid for control of брат иван PMs or Posts. Anomalous Amalgam fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Jul 16, 2016 |
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Jul 16, 2016 04:17
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Oh my dear god, I don't even know if I want control of this.
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Jul 16, 2016 05:04
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What the hell, PMs are a pain, guess I'll just spoiler it. Bid 01
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Jul 16, 2016 05:30
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AAAUTO BIIIIIDUUUUU ENGAGE~
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Jul 16, 2016 08:30
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6paT NBaH
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Jul 16, 2016 12:01
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Bid 1
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Jul 16, 2016 15:22
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Same as last time
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Jul 16, 2016 16:01
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Zero, let's see where this goes, first.
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Jul 16, 2016 18:18
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ROUND 5 John emerges from the bathroom feeling like a new man, with a new face and new digs to match. Absurd Revolver takes control! The world is yours John, you can do anything! What do you do?
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Jul 16, 2016 20:07
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If I were you, John, I'd dispose of the evidence, but that's just me, John, John.
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Jul 16, 2016 20:19
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PETSTOORRREEEEE PET STORE PET PET PET STTTOOOORRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Jul 16, 2016 20:20
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Come on AR, you know civility is how we get things done.
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Jul 17, 2016 01:00
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John, we know what we have to do John. We have to find something tall. We have to run to it John. Run as fast as we can which is faster than anyone else. Because WE'RE THE BEST JOHN AND NOTHING CAN KEEP US DOWN THEY CAN'T FIND US NOW JOHN IT'S TIME TO FLY
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Jul 17, 2016 01:48
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Absurd Revolver posted:John, we know what we have to do John. We have to find something tall. We have to run to it John. Run as fast as we can which is faster than anyone else. Because WE'RE THE BEST JOHN AND NOTHING CAN KEEP US DOWN This is not a good plan John.
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Jul 17, 2016 01:56
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John looks around the mall and then takes off at a full sprint towards the exit. Wind pushing against the fabric of his jumpsuit as he busts through the doors and into the parking lot when his eyes meet Smalltown Financial Credit Union across the street. A mini skyscraper that was the tallest building in the nearby vicinity. John sprints into the bank and breaks pasts tellers, bankers and security to get to the fire exit stairs and begins charging up the stairs, flight after flight, with bank guards chasing after him. "What the hell are you doing?!" "Stop where you are!" Two security guards burst from the floor you were approaching, tasers drawn. What do you do John?
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Jul 17, 2016 04:16
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They found us, John. They always find us. So many informers, so many spies with their eyes around every corner. It doesn't matter now. The stormtroopers are here and they're going to take us away John, unless we stop them first. We have to use our extremely fine tuned reflexes and training that has always existed inside us to grab their weapons of oppression and run away with them! FIGHT THE POWER JOHN DON'T LET THEM STOP US WE CAN FLY Spending 2 WP
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Jul 17, 2016 04:30
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Absurd Revolver posted:They found us, John. They always find us. So many informers, so many spies with their eyes around every corner. It doesn't matter now. The stormtroopers are here and they're going to take us away John, unless we stop them first. We have to use our extremely fine tuned reflexes and training that has always existed inside us to grab their weapons of oppression and run away with them! With the finesse of a martial artist, John disarms the two guards and continues sprinting towards the roof with the tasers. One in each hand. A wrench in the plans of those who conspired against John. He reaches the roof access and explodes out from the door, a flock of pigeons fly away in surprise and the sun shines down brightly on John as he approaches the edge of the building, two out of breath guards behind him. "Oh god, he's going to jump. Think about what you're doing... Come on man. Don't do it!" One of the guards shouts. John smiles as his head zaps and pops and with that he leaps from the building. You're flying John. You're really flying! Oh no, John. You're not flying. You're falling. You're really falling!
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Jul 17, 2016 05:24
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John Dies 1-3 / John Lives 4-6: 1d6 6 END OF ROUND 5 Bid for control. PM em', Post em'. John probably dies at the end?
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Jul 17, 2016 05:26
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Jul 17, 2016 05:35
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AUTO BIDS ROLL OUT!
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Jul 17, 2016 10:49
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No bid can't compete with rock here.
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