Millennials are lazy, says Martha Stewart.

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BornAPoorBlkChild: Sep 24, 2012

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1254262/meet-generation-snowflake-the-hysterical-modern-kids-who-cant-cope-with-being-offended/

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GENERATION JOB-SHY: Millennials are lazy, self-indulgent and lack the initiative to be successful, warns lifestyle guru Martha Stewart

Millionaire slams feckless, molly-coddled youngsters who live off the bank of mum and dad
by JASPER HAMILL
13th July 2016, 10:54 am

The millionaire lifestyle guru Martha Stewart has issued a stinging criticism of the millennial generation and claimed youngsters are too LAZY to get ahead.

She is the latest person to rail against a mollycoddled generation who have turned universities into �safe spaces� to avoid testing their ideas in the crucible of debate and called on conference attendees to �make jazz hands� because clapping is too traumatic for their sensitive souls.

�I think every business is trying to target millennials,� she said in an interview with Luxury Listings.

�But who are millennials? Now we are finding out that they are living with their parents.

�They don�t have the initiative to go out and find a little apartment and grow a tomato plant on the terrace.

�I understand the plight of younger people. The economic circumstances out there are very grim. But you have to work for it. You have to strive for it. You have to go after it.�

Martha�s career began when she landed a job as a model. She then went on to become a stockbroker before launching a cookbook which turned her into a lifestyle expert and TV personality.

She is now worth about �166million.

�I got married at 19 and I immediately got an apartment and I fixed it up,� Martha added.

�I was very proud of everything I did. I got the furniture at auctions for pennies. Beautiful furniture. My apartments were lovely and homey and comfortable.�

She has been in discussions with restaurateur owner and television star David Chang, who told her to pass on her knowledge to the youth of today.

�David Chang kept saying, �Martha, you know so much and the millennials have to know this stuff!� she added.

�They don�t know anything and they have to learn. They want to learn but they have grown up without teachers.

�They know how to make money and how to develop software, but they don�t know how to plant a tree. They don�t know how to grow spinach.�

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paul_soccer10: Mar 28, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

she stole a bunch of money

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:01

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

I'm too lazy to read that, op.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:03

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

I don't really feel like caring about this.

#Milennial

Edit- gently caress you^^^

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:03

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

quote:

They know how to make money and how to develop software, but they don�t know how to plant a tree.

no i bet they do know how to do that but in no way do you know how to develop software
way to own yourself martha stewart

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:04

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3: Nov 15, 2003

Oh wise madam, teach us how to use our good looks to glom onto rich folk!

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:04

Horniest Manticore: Nov 23, 2013; Hello, you!; Lipstick Apathy

making GBS threads on millennials -- it's a good thing

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:05

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

im gonna go start selling pies at the airport right now and soon i will be a millionaire

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:05

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

I don't care what this thug thinks

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:07

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

lady, we already know

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:12

Cartouche: Jan 4, 2011

Horniest Manticore posted:

making GBS threads on millennials -- it's a good thing

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:13

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

nice look at your facebook suggestions op you should probably stop obsessing over this stuff

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:14

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

She's a white collar crime criminal and a convict tho????

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:17

KennyLoggins: Dec 3, 2004; Welcome to the Danger Zone

seems to check out i'm a lazy millennial.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:17

Cartouche: Jan 4, 2011

Nathilus posted:

She's a white collar crime criminal and a convict tho????

So basically Hillary Clinton, but someone who people were not afraid to prosecute.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:18

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

Cartouche posted:

So basically Hillary Clinton, but someone who people were not afraid to prosecute.

they saw the early stages of a Hilary developing and decided to cut if off before it could pupate into its final, terrible form

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:20

Han Solomon: Mar 7, 2015; BOUND
AND
GAGGED

Horniest Manticore posted:

making GBS threads on millennials -- it's a good thing

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:22

A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

paul_soccer10 posted:

she stole a bunch of money

insider trading isnt really stealing. just an unfair advantage

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:23

A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

Horniest Manticore posted:

making GBS threads on millennials -- it's a good thing

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:23

interwhat: Jul 23, 2005; it's kickin in dude

"I cheated the system and got off pretty easy, and still loaded, but you guys need to work for it you lazy sunsabitches."

-a person

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:25

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

insider trading isnt really stealing. just an unfair advantage

Rich white fucks call piracy stealing, we can surely call inside trading stealing if we want. gently caress you.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:25

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

quote:

�They know how to make money and how to develop software, but they don�t know how to plant a tree. They don�t know how to grow spinach.�

Old woman complains that world is different from when she was young. Film at eleven.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:25

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

she didnt get busted for insider trading

she got charged with some bullshit that stemmed from her talking to the FBI personally, instead of letting her lawyers handle it

she's a good example of why you don't talk to cops, after you don't fight them

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:26

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK: Jan 26, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Martha Stewart is a gangsta rear end bitch and should be the next POTUS

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:26

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

FINALLY gbs is moving on from pokemon threads and getting back to discussing trannies and millennials

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:28

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

who is the most millenial pokemon

this time I've got an answer: snorlax, obviously :razz:

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:31

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

who is the most millenial pokemon

this time I've got an answer: snorlax, obviously

haha

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:34

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

insider trading isnt really stealing. just an unfair advantage

if the money you were taking came from nowhere and this isnt one of the scenarios where the stock market can be viewed as a zero sum game then it wouldnt be stealing
this is like playing monopoly with some little kids and when theyre distracted you take some of the money from their pile
its just leveraging knowledge you have over them and all part of the game. its not your fault if they dont know thats how the game is really played

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:45

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

LegoPirateNinja posted:

Oh wise madam, teach us how to use our good looks to glom onto rich folk!

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:48

The Whole Internet: May 26, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

well that bitch is wrong, and gross

i have more to say on that but i'll post it later.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:50

roymorrison: Jul 26, 2005

Author: JASPER is all I saw

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:54

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

She's right I think,

# ? Jul 14, 2016 02:57

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

I want to have teh secks with her. Does my being a millennial hurt my chances?

# ? Jul 14, 2016 03:01

SHISHKABOB: Nov 30, 2012; Fun Shoe

The jazz hands thing has probably happened like five times in real life.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 03:02

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Kuato posted:

I want to have teh secks with her. Does my being a millennial hurt my chances?

just tell her you need to plant a tree in her garden

# ? Jul 14, 2016 03:02

Extra Large Marge: Jan 21, 2004; Fun Shoe

I'm really glad I'm growing that tomato plant on my terrace.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 03:05

The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005; Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

a hole-y ghost posted:

She's right I think,

she is totally right

it's kinda the pot calling the kettle black though so gently caress HER

# ? Jul 14, 2016 03:11

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Race Realists posted:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1254262/meet-generation-snowflake-the-hysterical-modern-kids-who-cant-cope-with-being-offended/

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who the gently caress cares what a felon says?

# ? Jul 14, 2016 03:13

Mukulu: Jul 14, 2006; Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down open up shop.

I wish I was her son, if you get what I'm sayin'.

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 13:05

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

I have been to jail and back, and no one like someone who thinks they are better than you

# ? Jul 14, 2016 03:15

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