Destiny 1.4 Age of Trump

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haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Found the damage ref

# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:13

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 14:11

Roman: Aug 8, 2002

schmeo posted:

Someone with an emotional attachment to an inanimate object spotted.

nah i sold mine

# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:19

Drain 001: Nov 24, 2010; Dinosaur Gum

Destiny Pubstomper posted:

I'm honestly thinking of getting one with "A Buff Gay Dude" on it now that I'm e-famous.

You'll always be Rasheed to us.

Also, page

new thread mother fuckers.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:38

schmeo: Aug 31, 2015; I do things and make things

too tempted to give Alteisen a run for his money? I'm glad you didn't succumb.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:40

The Slithery D: Jul 19, 2012

Drain 001 posted:

You'll always be Rasheed to us.

Also, page new thread mother fuckers.

Is that Tei's hamster pushing the button or what.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:58

The Meat Dimension: Mar 29, 2010; Gravy Boat 2k

The Slithery D posted:

Is that Tei's hamster pushing the button or what.

Between Tei and the Hamster, Tei had The Last Word :haw:

Its the last word in first person view

# ? Jul 14, 2016 21:59

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

I also thought that was some kind of small animal

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:00

The Meat Dimension: Mar 29, 2010; Gravy Boat 2k

It took me a minute too. I actually don't know the story of Tei's hamster, do I wanna :ohdear:

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:03

SmallpoxJenkins: Jul 9, 2012

Does it also involve fish medicine?

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:08

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Tei posted:

My brother and me are gamers. He is unemployed and play World of Tanks all day, I have a job and support the pretense to be a normal function being.

This summer my sister left in our house the cage of my cousin hamster in the living room without telling us about it. Not having a reason to go to the living room (we all have our own room with big TV's to play videogames all day) the poor hamster died. The summer was specially hot this year, so it not only died, after a few days was a completely desiccated and odorless mummie.

I feel bad for the animal (I really do, plus is my cousin ex-hamster), but had a good laugh about it.

I want to render a analogy of this dead hamster and how Bungie manage loot in this game.

Bungie is me and my brother. And this hamster is the players.
The hamster is addicted to water and food. Players play Iron Banner for the rewards. Is supposed to be a high challenge high reward activity.
The hamster died without any water, under high temperatures and with not food whatsoever. Players find it confusing that after 30 games, they only have seen 2 or 3 items drop for anyone in any of the 30 games.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:16

schmeo: Aug 31, 2015; I do things and make things

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:17

The Slithery D: Jul 19, 2012

The Meat Dimension posted:

It took me a minute too. I actually don't know the story of Tei's hamster, do I wanna

Tei's sister(?) left a hamster in his apartment without telling him or his housemates. After a several days of playing Destiny and sitting in their own filth, they noticed there was an inexplicable dead hamster in their house.

This is also a parable of how Destiny connection programmers interact with the community.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:20

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

Way to read the thread

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:21

the good fax machine: Feb 26, 2007; by Nyc_Tattoo

moist turtleneck posted:

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:26

Obsurveyor: Jan 10, 2003

The Slithery D posted:

Is that Tei's hamster pushing the button or what.

haveblue posted:

I also thought that was some kind of small animal

The Meat Dimension posted:

It took me a minute too. I actually don't know the story of Tei's hamster, do I wanna

The Meat Dimension is correct about what it is. I tried to make it as clear as I could. It's tough with only 25 pixels to work with and not being a pixel artist or anything. At least someone got it without me saying.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:30

The Meat Dimension: Mar 29, 2010; Gravy Boat 2k

moist turtleneck posted:

edit - Moist, the post below mine is good advice

The Meat Dimension fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Jul 14, 2016

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:34

poor life choice: Jul 21, 2006

moist turtleneck posted:

you're the OP but I think this kind of content is why second posts get reserved

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:36

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

done

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:45

Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

Man you make a good Crew thread.

# ? Jul 14, 2016 22:51

Mikey-San: Nov 3, 2005; I'm Edith Head!

This is the Destiny thread SA should have.

high-fives the poo poo out of everyone, especially moist turtleneck

# ? Jul 14, 2016 23:50

ohrwurm: Jun 25, 2003

Destiny is a cool game

i like the space guns

# ? Jul 14, 2016 23:54

Mikey-San: Nov 3, 2005; I'm Edith Head!

they're pretty good

# ? Jul 14, 2016 23:55

actionjackson: Jan 12, 2003

AppleCobbler posted:

Your 2015-2016 posting championship scoreboard is finalized, congrats to the bone krew:

A respectable 11th place

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:19

Booties: Apr 4, 2006; forever and ever

Doing destiny related activities on the xbone right now.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:21

Destiny Pubstomper: Jul 7, 2016; by Shine

when the whole squad ready and waiting to give you mad chest bumps after you roast all the other dudes

http://i.imgur.com/IFLNRhS.gifv

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:23

xzzy: Mar 5, 2009

Those aren't chest bumps, they just want your snorbs.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:27

The Meat Dimension: Mar 29, 2010; Gravy Boat 2k

gonna chest bump my bros next time I wipe a team

Mikey-San posted:

This is the Destiny thread SA should have.

high-fives the poo poo out of everyone, especially moist turtleneck

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:28

The Slithery D: Jul 19, 2012

It was Nice of Bungie to arrange a surprise public beta of their new Sparrow racing mode in France for Bastille Day.

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# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:28

A 50S RAYGUN: Aug 22, 2011

i'm all about being an rear end in a top hat but can't we just keep it isolated to destiny instead of revealing your borderline sociopathic enjoyment of mass murders?

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:37

actionjackson: Jan 12, 2003

lol

Yeah come on guys

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:39

The Slithery D: Jul 19, 2012

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

i'm all about being an rear end in a top hat but can't we just keep it isolated to destiny instead of revealing your borderline sociopathic enjoyment of mass murders?

Possibly some projecting going on here.

I remember as a kid hearing the Head and Shoulders joke about Christa Mcauliffe, laughing, and realizing that this was a sign I got sociopathic enjoyment of space shuttles exploding. It was the only possible explanation, really.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:43

A 50S RAYGUN: Aug 22, 2011

laughing at strangers dying is generally a pretty hosed up thing, yes

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:45

The Slithery D: Jul 19, 2012

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

laughing at strangers dying is generally a pretty hosed up thing, yes

Joking about something doesn't always equal laughing about it. It's also a tool to disarm and lessen horror. It's pretty common in the armed forces, for example.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:49

moist turtleneck: Jul 17, 2003; Represent.; Dinosaur Gum

im gonna laugh when you die 50s raygun

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:49

xzzy: Mar 5, 2009

But they're dead and don't give a poo poo anymore.

Though I guess you have to deal with the scorn of those still living.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:50

A 50S RAYGUN: Aug 22, 2011

The Slithery D posted:

Joking about something doesn't always equal laughing about it. It's also a tool to disarm and lessen horror. It's pretty common in the armed forces, for example.

this defense typically works a lot better when you're personally affected by something

moist turtleneck posted:

im gonna laugh when you die 50s raygun

lmao that you'd think you're outliving me

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:51

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Thread started so well

Except my hot coder wife read the op and said "i dont care about this"

So heres 5,000 words on fire rates

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:55

The Slithery D: Jul 19, 2012

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

this defense typically works a lot better when you're personally affected by something

Um, you think I'm more likely to joke about my mom dying than some strangers I empathize about? Yep, definitely some hosed up projecting going on here.

I'm sorry yours didn't love you.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:55

A 50S RAYGUN: Aug 22, 2011

you already bought a xbone, which puts you at borderline vegetative states of intelligence as it is.

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:56

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 14:11

AppleCobbler: Feb 8, 2003; remember that time I was just chilling out and definitely not having a massive meltdown? right guys? guys???

The Slithery D posted:

It was Nice of Bungie to arrange a surprise public beta of their new Sparrow racing mode in France for Bastille Day.

Really makes you wanna ride a warthog

# ? Jul 15, 2016 00:57

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