Destiny Pubstomper posted:

Lol who died? The Screenshot Fucker-Upper

Destiny Pubstomper posted:

The connections in these matches have been so good. We match so quickly.

Also lol

http://xboxdvr.com/gamer/A%20Buff%20Gay%20Dude/video/19623688

BlindSite posted:

Got that from a cruicble rank up a few weeks ago, only just leveled it and tried it out. Not too bad. I like it more than my Eyaslunas and it's more stable than a hawkmoon. Not a world beater but I used it in a sweaty lobby on control on Memento and it did work at mid range, the damage fall off is gently caress all. The aim assist felt pretty high too, I wasn't on point early with it and still cracked a lot of headshots. Really good for those bodyshot/primary clean up snipes.

sureshot is / Rescue Mag / Rifled Barrell and LiTC

The pick 3 are Hand Loaded, Reinforced Barrel and Rifled Barrell. I find these handcanons OK to use but I find I miss my TLW in tight, its only saving grace is if you come across two or three enemies on a flank it's easier to get all three down than it is trying to manage a reload or looking to half mag someone and punch with tlw.

Destiny Pubstomper posted:

http://i.imgur.com/DxMhZvH.gifv

http://i.imgur.com/kAEg9Wf.gifv

pubstomping owns, everyone make a new account and stomp bungies babby pubbies

Obsurveyor posted:

I played a little Crucible tonight and ran into this one guy who just wouldn't put down his shotgun. He got me once but after that, he'd just run straight at me and try to get close to hit me with it and I'd just murder him with my Hawksaw. I don't normally teabag but I did that guy every time because gently caress shotguns. I also Golden Gunned down nearly a whole team running in a straight line around a corner for the Rift.

Destiny Pubstomper posted:

Destiny Pubstomper's guide to actually stomping pubs, only on Xbone.



1. Ensure your console is set to be your main account's home console. See here: https://support.xbox.com/en-US/games/game-setup/my-home-xbox . You do NOT need to pay for more Xbox live gold because you're playing on your home console. Good poo poo.

2. On your console, create a new xbox/Microsoft account. You can't pick a name yet so see step 3.

3. Go to your laptop/mobile go to xbox.com and login on your new account to rename it something funny like "Destiny SBMM Bad" "Cmpln 2 Reddit" or "Pub Farmer69." You get a free rename for each new account. Go hog wild because you're not using this account forever.

4. Log out and in of your new account on the bone to update the name.

Special Note: You can stay logged into your main account for party chat and poo poo while also having the second account active for game playing. Very handy for doing this poo poo as a six man. It's a bit confusing to do, and make sure you aren't active in dashboard on your main when accepting invites for your secondary.

5. Open Destiny on the new account and create a new character. Do a hunter. This gets you the sniper rifle and the best super for owning noobs.

6. Play the first mission. Just run right through and don't worry about killing anything. Bum rush the captain at the end and mop up. Fly to tower.

7. At the tower, pick up and pop your free spark of light to level up, trigger quests and get some blue guns. Talk to all the quest markers and dont forget to equip the gear to advance quests. This will give you more XP. Grab bounties.

NOTE: not many people who you'll match against run high armor, and in fact if you're playing others with unleveled subclasses, they can't. If you're fortunate enough as my buddy was to get a sick 95 impact hand cannon, you'll be 2-tapping everything lmao. Also hopefully you get a machine gun drop early.

8. Drop into a crucible match. You'll probably have super right away from leveling up. It owns lmao. poo poo on kids. Be amazed at how bad they are and how good you actually are at the game. Very validating if you're kinda hosed by SBMM from playing with friends who are better than you and you're always getting dumped against sweaty streamers or something.

9. Repeat until it starts getting sweaty and laggy. Then delete the account and go back to step 1.

I highly recommend doing this with a party of six and coordinating the new accounts and playing together. The best mode if you have all 6 is rift, you can totally control spawns and lock down the map, and you can let them dunk on you to avoid the mercy rule.

Enjoy lag free matches and getting a feel for how good you actually are, and hopefully enough people do this that Bungie stops using so much SBMM.

Destiny Pubstomper posted:

Remove the ref to my forum name and my buddy's hand cannon and anything else that might be identifying and sure.

Alteisen posted:

good poo poo, you keep defying my expectations of how loving pathetic you are

marauderthirty posted:

You know, I noticed just the other day when I got my Bone that all accounts on the console could play under the main accounts gold subscription, and thought to myself, "What's stopping someone from making burner accounts to play at the bottom of SBMM?"

The answer is nothing, lmao

Destiny Pubstomper posted:

Lmao we are getting fully kitted out dudes with flawless emblems and proper builds and partyCrashers and poo poo and we are pushing their poo poo in with green handcannons and snipers lmao.

There are so many people who have been gifted great connections and protection from good players. I'm legit mad.

A 50S RAYGUN posted:

look I'm all about the modern pvp experience being poo poo but pissing in a bunch of strangers Cheerios or acting like bungie is 'protecting' them from you is loving mind numbingly dumb

of course they're 'protecting' them from you, you're much loving better than they are. what do you expect bungie to do? put 44 percent win rate players against orchestrated six stacks? the lag is garbage but what the gently caress it's not like playing against these kindergarten scrubs is somehow better?

Destiny Pubstomper posted:

haveblue posted:

I don't think pubstomping via account fuckery is going to convince Bungie to let it happen naturally without account fuckery.

el B posted:

Wrong link

BlindSite posted:

I love it when i hear the raid auto rifle and a hard light or something when i spawn in.

Then i realise theyre my team mates and im gonna have to pull a 30+ game to have a chance.

Monocled Falcon posted:

I solo'd Crota!

Can't say I solo'd the whole raid, though. Some random pubbie whose friend request I accepted out of pity, with no mic and probably from a different country, kept dropping in, then leaving because he didn't have an item manager, coming back in just when I finally started to hope he'd given up.

Now to go back for glowhoo!

xzzy posted:

The game does have a glitch/feature where if you join a fireteam on an in-progress game, but it's the opposite team that has an open slot, you will join the wrong team.

Maybe that's sort of what happened here. Like the other team dropped or quit and Destiny did its best to make a game even though it should have just given you a win and dumped you to orbit.

The Meat Dimension posted:

Holy moly Cozmo on damage control

OdinsBeard posted:

Cheese what's the roll you've been using?

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

http://www.wastedondestiny.com

It's me. I have 1008 hours

Alteisen posted:

Grats on being king of poo poo mountain.

xzzy posted:

Don't know how you change that, they need a higher skill ceiling though.

schmeo posted:

Please say this means you're going away.

Destiny Pubstomper posted:

BlindSite posted:

Dwindling player base is not an argument for more sbmm. Its a bigger reason just to put everyone in the same pool and doing it by connections.

SmallpoxJenkins posted:

So I suck complete poo poo with hammers.
Everytime I pop them I either get no kills because everyone decided to gently caress off, I end up flinging them at someone and expecting it to do some kind of aoe damage for a kill(it doesn't), or I just get killed immediately.
Anyone got tips on how to suck less poo poo with it?

Bettyspagh3tt1 posted:

Pro banner snipes

It's youtube, I'm lazy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRsYQFuD_x4

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Looks like it yeah. I'm quite fond of the HH roll. It's not going to kill a roaming super aside from GG but its a solid workhorse with injection mold and perf bonus.

actionjackson posted:

Rappo I am playing with a sniper please be proud

J.A.B.C. posted:

Got a weylorans with Hidden Hand, Braced Frame and Grenadier. I think I'm good for a while