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Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

he's gay, so what

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 08:59

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Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

DICKLORD BONE posted:

That pussy dad probably had a pound of weed in his gay hippie-mobile. Makes you think

i am honored to make your acquaintensce sir dicklord bone

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 10:03

Drunk & Ugly: Feb 10, 2003; GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

criscodisco posted:

I went to high school with a girl named Sabrina Waller who all 4 years of high school played the same bizarre game. She had a weird body, like she wasn't fat at all except right in her belly and looked full-term pregnant. She'd spend all year talking about her baby this and her baby that and she only ever wore soft cotton short shorts and skintight t-shirts but her belly never got any bigger and by the end of the year she was always holding her belly and saying "any day now..."

Then next year she'd come back the exact same size and tell how she had her baby and her mom made her give it up for adoption and now she was pregnant again. She'd even talk about how she got to name it and it was always a crazy white trash name like Heavenly Music Waller.

Every year. Plus it was a very small town it's not like we didn't all know and see her at Kmart over summer vacation and there she was round as ever.

that's pretty impressive

are you sure it was waller and not duggar

# ¿ Jul 14, 2016 11:27

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