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Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
I think touchscreen games are inherently easier because the controls have to be more forgiving. With these games you had simple directional controls and two buttons, but pressing the button you wanted was assured, so they could make the game as hard as they wanted and just say it's your fault if you suck.

With phone games, you have devices lagging, fingers slipping, different displays responding differently...you can't make some poo poo like Ninja Gaiden and have it be fair.

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PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
There are action games for smartphones that are genuinely challenging without being sloppy or over-simplified; I think the main difference is that modern smartphone games are segmented into a million bite-sized chunks that are very easy to immediately play and replay and don't take a long time to clear, whereas a more traditional game requires a larger investment just to clear a stage or figure out a boss or whatever and will punish you more harshly for loving up. Like, just the idea of having to start SMB from 1-1 every time is something that pisses a lot of people off.

Wank
Apr 26, 2008

al-azad posted:

Also the "language" of video games is different. I'm sure you've seen someone who would throw their whole body when jumping in Mario because it was their first ever video game. Well if you want a laugh then find someone whose only experience was early arcade games and sit them down for a game where controls and camera are seprate, they will probably be physically incapable of looking and moving independently.

I don't think old games necessarily are more difficult (although some intentionally were to a high degree, thanks anti-rental initiatives) but once you know the language behind them you could blaze through it with enough time.

8 bit Nintendo games are easy... Once you understand their physics. How far Mario jumps, how long Link's sword is. But you have to get that into actual subconscious cognitive thought, which literally takes many lives. As opposed to modern games which you just need to learn the controls. That's much easier.

The physical language of gaming is an interesting idea. I know I put my back into playing Mario or Sonic.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


You can see the difference to some extent as well even in similar titles of varying age. I don't actively practice or anything, but I can hold my own pretty well in Street Fighter 3 and 4, but I am absolutely loving awful at the old-school SF2. However, I've also seen the exact opposite. I saw some dude in an arcade who was wrecking all comers at the original, 8-character SF2, but I was able to beat him a few times when I asked him for a round in SF4. The core gameplay of that whole series is exactly the same, controls and everything, but the mechanics have been refined so much that it's basically a totally different game between 2 and 5, and I can easily see how you could be good at one but not the other.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I'll just keep using my modded Wii for NES stuff, but that controller would be cool to have.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
pretty sure people with modded wii's aren't the target audience anyway

Nullsmack
Dec 7, 2001
Digital apocalypse

Nail Rat posted:

Ugh...the controller cord looks obnoxiously short.

They do seem to be intending for the controller to pull double duty as an attachment for a wii remote. I'm hoping that the built in cord is short, but they include an extension in the box so you can still put the NES by the tv and sit on your couch.

al-azad
May 28, 2009



Couch? I think you mean beanbag 6 inches away from the TV. Alternatively Indian-style.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Backjack chairs were the best for NES floor sessions

Sprite141
Feb 7, 2009

I should really just
learn to stop talking.

Kevyn posted:

Backjack chairs were the best for NES floor sessions



Are they called that cause they jacked your back up? Cause that poo poo will cause issues.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


"Once you master the waves of life, nothing can stop you, dude." - a wise and funky Kong

Katana Gomai
Jan 14, 2007

"Thus," concluded Miyamoto, "you must give up everything you have to be my disciple."

Sprite141 posted:

Are they called that cause they jacked your back up? Cause that poo poo will cause issues.

OK Mom

Katana Gomai fucked around with this message at 09:18 on Jul 23, 2016

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Is it bad that I want to hollow it out to use the shell for an emulator box?

Alfalfa The Roach
Oct 13, 2012

You need to be a badass first.
http://www.gonintendo.com/stories/262154-pr-sega-mega-drive-classic-home-console-and-ultimate-portable-h





It's like the 90's never left

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
Those things are probably junk on par with the plug-and-plays that already exist, and half the games being non-MD java shovelware is a big no-no.

There are some weird omissions on the MD side, too - every Sonic game but 3 (maybe the rumours about MJ's camp are true?), Phantasy Star 2 & 3 but not 4, Shinobi 3 & Shadow Dancer but no Revenge... yet they somehow got Mortal Kombat 1/2/3 (no UMK3) and fuckin' Chakan.

PaletteSwappedNinja fucked around with this message at 11:59 on Jul 25, 2016

Obsurveyor
Jan 10, 2003

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Those things are probably junk on par with the plug-and-plays that already exist, and half the games being non-MD java shovelware is a big no-no.

The Genesis version of the top one is legit. I got that for my sister for Christmas last year and she loves it. It has a cartridge slot so you can play real games too as well as controller plugs to use original controllers.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

The Suffering of the Succotash.

Obsurveyor posted:

The Genesis version of the top one is legit. I got that for my sister for Christmas last year and she loves it. It has a cartridge slot so you can play real games too as well as controller plugs to use original controllers.

Once again, Genesis does what Nintendon't.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Obsurveyor posted:

The Genesis version of the top one is legit. I got that for my sister for Christmas last year and she loves it. It has a cartridge slot so you can play real games too as well as controller plugs to use original controllers.

They're great as long as you never run them side by side with a real Genesis and see how inferior the sound and some of the visual effects are.

Amorphous Abode
Apr 2, 2010


We may have finally found unobtainium but I will never find eywa.

Well guys, Nintendo lost. The NES Classic was a good attempt, but the real ultimate NES plug n' play collection is here:



Amorphous Abode fucked around with this message at 15:27 on Jul 25, 2016

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I'm the "B" and the "A" placed 4 mm to the right in an attempt not to get sued.

Copper Vein
Mar 14, 2007

...and we liked it that way.

TheScott2K posted:

They're great as long as you never run them side by side with a real Genesis and see how inferior the sound and some of the visual effects are.

The composite video out on every real Genesis is complete dogshit though; just garbage encoding quality compared to what was coming out of a SNES or PC-Engine. So even if the games look and sound a bit weird compared to real hardware, from a video quality standpoint, you are probably better off plugging these Genesis clones into your Vizio LCD than a real Genesis.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
I've never played a MD clone that wasn't awful and there's no reason to think this one won't also suck. gently caress, there isn't even any assurance that this new NES thing won't suck as well.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

gently caress, there isn't even any assurance that this new NES thing won't suck as well.

I'm willing to trust the company that's put out excellent Virtual Console versions for almost a decade now. It's not an actual NES or trying to support legacy hardware, which is part of why it won't suck.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
NES on Wii U isn't very good but even if it were, we still don't know who's actually making this thing or if Nintendo's directly involved beyond licensing/distribution (and they're not going to tell us so we're gonna have to wait for the ten-minutes-after-release teardown to find out).

irlZaphod
Mar 26, 2004

Kiss the Joycon to Kiss Zelda

Yeah I'm not going to say it's for everybody, but I think it will be a "faithful" recreation of those 30 games.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

the ten-minutes-after-release teardown

A few teardown specialists get hardware before official release, I expect we'll know at least 4 or 5 days prior to release.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


The vast majority of the people that are going to buy this thing will not give the slimmest gently caress as to how faithful it is to the original, as long as it is close enough.

It will be just like this thread mostly is, which is "OMG A NINTENDO THING THAT LOOKS LIKE THE NINTENDO I HAD WHEN I WAS A KID!" but without any of the hardware considerations.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!
Being small and light is also a nice feature, you'll be hard pressed to find someone who won't have space for this somewhere, but a bulky NES + a couple dozen games is a real space waster.

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

Nail Rat posted:

I'm willing to trust the company that's put out excellent* Virtual Console versions for almost a decade now. It's not an actual NES or trying to support legacy hardware, which is part of why it won't suck.

* Unless you live in Europe.

Has it been confirmed that Nintendo won't ship the euro version in 50hz, like they did with VC games?

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Krowley posted:

* Unless you live in Europe.

Has it been confirmed that Nintendo won't ship the euro version in 50hz, like they did with VC games?

I believe some people have confirmed that everyone's getting the same 60 Hz ROM's all around, but don't know if there's a solid source for that.

Lord Ephraim
Feb 22, 2008

That's one way to get ahead in life, but nothing beats an axe to the face.

The Silver Snail posted:

Well guys, Nintendo lost. The NES Classic was a good attempt, but the real ultimate NES plug n' play collection is here:



My friend had all these game when he was a kid and was only allowed to play them. Meanwhile his mother would play Zelda, Final Fantasy, Dragon Warrior and Castlevania. In fact she would let me borrow the good games only on the condition that I wouldn't let her son play them.

This went on in SNES days until her son was old enough to handle such hardcore games like Super Mario World and Kirby's Dream Course.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Lord Ephraim posted:

My friend had all these game when he was a kid and was only allowed to play them. Meanwhile his mother would play Zelda, Final Fantasy, Dragon Warrior and Castlevania. In fact she would let me borrow the good games only on the condition that I wouldn't let her son play them.

There is something amazingly twisted about this, this kid's mom treated you better than her own son.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very



I'd like these way more if the sound emulation was based off the good Mega Drive/Genesis model with Sony sound chips and not the terrible Brazilian release from 1998.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

Lord Ephraim posted:

My friend had all these game when he was a kid and was only allowed to play them. Meanwhile his mother would play Zelda, Final Fantasy, Dragon Warrior and Castlevania. In fact she would let me borrow the good games only on the condition that I wouldn't let her son play them.

This went on in SNES days until her son was old enough to handle such hardcore games like Super Mario World and Kirby's Dream Course.

So how many people has this kid killed in his adult life

Electromax
May 6, 2007
That'll be the intro to the 2025 Psycho remake

katkillad2
Aug 30, 2004

Awake and unreal, off to nowhere

Lord Ephraim posted:

My friend had all these game when he was a kid and was only allowed to play them. Meanwhile his mother would play Zelda, Final Fantasy, Dragon Warrior and Castlevania. In fact she would let me borrow the good games only on the condition that I wouldn't let her son play them.

This went on in SNES days until her son was old enough to handle such hardcore games like Super Mario World and Kirby's Dream Course.

I knew a kid with parents like this... He couldn't play any games with monsters in it, but he could play Top Gun and shoot down jets flown by humans.

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

katkillad2 posted:

I knew a kid with parents like this... He couldn't play any games with monsters in it, but he could play Top Gun and shoot down jets flown by humans.

Those humans were godless Communists. He was doing God's work.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Nail Rat posted:

I think touchscreen games are inherently easier because the controls have to be more forgiving. With these games you had simple directional controls and two buttons, but pressing the button you wanted was assured, so they could make the game as hard as they wanted and just say it's your fault if you suck.

With phone games, you have devices lagging, fingers slipping, different displays responding differently...you can't make some poo poo like Ninja Gaiden and have it be fair.

I dunno, I don't think you can call Ninja Gaiden on the NES fair either.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

NES on Wii U isn't very good but even if it were, we still don't know who's actually making this thing or if Nintendo's directly involved beyond licensing/distribution (and they're not going to tell us so we're gonna have to wait for the ten-minutes-after-release teardown to find out).

The only difference in the NES VC is the anti-epilepsy filter, IIRC.

Sure, it looks a bit dimmer, but every person who doesn't suffer an epileptic fit is one lawsuit NoA avoids.

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RaceBannon
Apr 3, 2010

univbee posted:

There is something amazingly twisted about this, this kid's mom treated you better than her own son.

"it's okay if little Johnny's friend goes to hell, gently caress him"

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