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Mill Village posted:

Nah, BO3 is the only COD story that's incoherent nonsense. People had to pause videos of the loading screens to figure out what the heck was going on. It made David Cage's storytelling good in comparison.

Which dumb poo poo got confused by the story? The story was bad, yes, but what loving idiot got confused by a cod story?

SubponticatePoster posted:

Some of the new ones are pretty good, but nobody owns them :( Maybe Titanfall will get them to release maps for free and just sell stupid kawaii camos and keys and ahahaha I can't finish that sentence ( :smith: )

I own them. I just don't have any kind of reason to play cod now.

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victrix posted:

Quite a few orange guns are outright worse, or weird sidegrades.

Don't worry, if you're getting your rear end kicked, it's not the color of the guns doing it.

Some of the rare and legendary guns are free upgrades with some nifty perks, but those are wildly cheaper to buy with salvage if you don't luck into them.

What about the gun that gets bonus damage for shooting people in the dick? Is that worse than a regular gun? I ask because I already shoot everybody in the dick.

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Are shotguns good yet?

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Mister Macys posted:

We'll compromise; the next CoD should have both boost jump and wall running for the cool kids (SA), and a WW2 setting for the grognards.

Everybody wins!

gently caress that. I want ww2 boost jumping. loving steam punk something up and cram it in.

I also want working shotguns.

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Mill Village posted:

I think you could have had a triple if you had a bit more time. Its also nice that your group members don't yell gently caress after every death.

I don't yell gently caress after every death.

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Actually blops is good.

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Hope y'all ready for an extra year of playing IW!

(Next COD is Vietnam)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy7HZwuTy_0

(If this doesn't get taken down then it's probably fake)

If this is real I'll start playing cod again.

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IM DAY DAY IRL posted:

remember cosmetically different attachments from BO3 wow you guys are right this game sucks dick

Missed opportunity for cosmetic scorestreaks.

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IM DAY DAY IRL posted:

tbh the ability to customize scorestreaks, even if it was a purely cosmetic skin replacement ala jason from BLOPS2, would be very cool + interesting

Oh no doubt. Remember I'm the idiot that bought the snoop dog voice pack for ghosts. And I don't regret it at all.

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

BLOPS 3 is a bad game.

Infinite warfare is a worse game.

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I played blops 3 last night. It was like riding a bike. Still pulled 1.9 and 2kd's without even trying.

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Only bad players continue to play the dead game known as black ops 3. I'm thinking of buying Titanfall 2 I hear BB is going to have it on sale again.

I'm cool with being a bad player instead of a broke brain dumbass that continues to play Infinite Warfare: The Worst COD.

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I'd straight up rather play ghosts over iw.

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If it's anything like blops 1 on xbone then pass.

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Mill Village posted:

You mean the input lag it launched with?They fixed that.

Good to know. Unfortunately I no longer have blops 1 or 2 cause my 360 died a long time ago.

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Make the in game voice chats sound decent and maybe people will use em again.

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

What was the last game with good in-game party chat? Or is it more a PlayStation thing? I don't recall ever having issues on the 360.

Ironically enough ghosts.

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I am not buying this new call of duty :rip:

I will buy this call of duty. Maybe.

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IW zombies are the only good thing about that game.

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Mister Facetious posted:

Think about trying to organize a pub stomp with two dozen thirty somethings and people out of college in their late twenties with jobs, spouses, and kids.

Luckily I only qualify for two things on this list.

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Lazyfire posted:

It's 2017, I have 160 down, why in the gently caress is it going to take 20 minutes to download and install an update to this dumb game?

That's its way of telling you not to play.

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widespread posted:

Apparently Zombies is getting remasters. And they're prob gonna use the Blops 3 weapons/gums/fairy dust too.

Not only is the appeal lost upon me, but also it's probably gonna be outside of the Season Pass coverage.

There were other good maps in blops 2 zombies! :argh: Still gonna get this because drat that sounds great.

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WW2 is gonna be good and I'll most likely play it past level 6.

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Lazyfire posted:

Pretty much. Battlegrounds is really fun, by the way. Sometimes you live for half an hour and sometimes you get punched out by a naked guy ten seconds in. Still preferable to IW during launch week.

I watched Tietuesday play this and yeah it looked super good and fun. I recommend it to anyone with a pc that can handle it.

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Mister Facetious posted:

If this piece of poo poo had a Theatre Mode, I would have done that five months ago.

Use the (lovely) playstation recording feature.

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Mister Facetious posted:

The stock MR6 is already better than the CZ, so meh.

Is the CZ75 in blops3? Cause I will come back specifically to use that gun.

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Wazzit posted:

Hey does anyone have any tips for Extinction mode? Been having trouble getting past the first wave. Thanks in advance.

Press buttons do stuff.

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Dragon breath shotgun is interesting. The rest is meh.

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widespread posted:

Lemme tell you about a game called Killing Floor, where the same trench gun with similar ammo exists.

Already knew about that and already been using it. Firebug level 15!

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At 3:20 does he slip on a piece of rubble or is it confirmation of diving returning?

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Mister Facetious posted:

He mantled a crate. Dolphin dive at 3:23.

Close enough. Alright so cool things I can say about this game so far:

-Dragon breath shotgun
-Dolphin dive
-Nice sound design
-Not infinite warfare.

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Godzilla07 posted:

It's a heavy AR like the Man-of-War, with similar handling stats to the MoW (reload/sprint-out time/ADS.)


Diving is back, though apparently it's not as dramatic as the dolphin dive. Sliding is not in the game.

Divisions, which replaces Create-a-Class, does give me cause for concern. Divisions appear to be tied to weapon classes, and each Division has a unique weapon perk and have ability perks that are tiered like pro perks (ugh.) Then there's the Basic Training perks, and I'll speculate that Basic Training perks are not tied to Divisions. Having only one Basic Training perk feels super limiting, as for me it's Scavenger or bust. Here's a current list of Division classes and perks.

Every loving wannabe pro sniper is gonna use Mountain: M1903.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

I'm not wrong.

Actually you are.

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It worked fine for me too but I still contest it is a bad and boring game.

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I'm playing fortnite. Though I would play splatoon if I had a switch.

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Mister Facetious posted:

Well, I said one of, not the lowest. :glomp:
.

It's me: The person with the lowest play time who has played this garbage fire of a game.

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God no. Coming back for extinction would require me to spend even more money on this game and the initial cost of playing was too much.

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I put my code in for ww2 cod beta.

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Mill Village posted:

I will be too busy playing Destiny 2 to care about COD this year. I might rent it for the campaign but that's about it.

Lol destiny 2

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That is really good.

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Happy Noodle Boy posted:

:lol: if you idiots buy WW2. Just :lol:

Maybe someone will announce a good FPS for me to play in 2018. Maybe...

I'm gonna buy ww2 now.

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