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they should remake A League of Their Own but make it about men playing baseball because it's only fair
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im sorry guys if i knew that was going to be page 2 i wouldve made a way better post :\
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Jul 15, 2016 14:29
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Splash but this time Tom Hanks plays every role
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Jul 15, 2016 14:32
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CISMALES DID 9-11 posted:they should remake A League of Their Own but make it about men playing baseball because it's only fair i can see it - the 'league of extraordinary gentlemen of their own'!
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Jul 15, 2016 14:35
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Mozi posted:i can see it - the 'league of extraordinary gentlemen going their own way! Fixed.
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Jul 15, 2016 14:38
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A big-budget reboot of Tomb Raider starring Laverne Cox as Lara Croft and directed by Michael Bay would be a millenial favorite.
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Jul 15, 2016 14:38
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how come in a league of their own they had that marla hooch girl who was supposed to be so ugly that they didn't even want her face to be shown but rosie o'donnell was fine???????????
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Jul 15, 2016 14:39
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hmmm lena dunham would make a good marla hooch just imagine those locker room scenes
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Jul 15, 2016 14:54
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rezatahs posted:hmmm lena dunham would make a good marla hooch Now that you mention Lena Dunham, I can only imagine her as being the best replacement for Momma (Anne Ramsey) in a Throw Momma from the Train remake.
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Jul 15, 2016 15:03
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beverly hills Chihuahua but not a remake just a new one thanks
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Jul 15, 2016 15:07
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:Now that you mention Lena Dunham, I can only imagine her as being the best replacement for Momma (Anne Ramsey) in a Throw Momma from the Train remake. lmbo yes also could take her place in the inevitable goonies remake
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Jul 15, 2016 15:08
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We never asked for a planet of the apes reboot. There is no good reason that it should've happened. Thank god we got one decent and one rad film out of it. If only all pointless reboots/prequels/remakes were so good
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Jul 15, 2016 15:11
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The only remake lena should be in is Hard Candy
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Jul 15, 2016 15:14
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Old Yeller, but the dog is portrayed by Bruce Willis
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Jul 15, 2016 15:30
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gender swapped Ginger Snaps remake
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Jul 15, 2016 15:32
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:They should remake Major League with Amy Schumer, Melissa McCarthy, and fill out the cast with SNL alumni. 
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Jul 15, 2016 15:34
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social vegan posted:beverly hills Chihuahua but not a remake just a new one thanks Werner Herzog's Beverly Hills Chihuahua: The Ghost Dimension
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Jul 15, 2016 15:36
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Have there actually been any good remakes outside of loose re-imaginings of '50s B movies (The Thing) and the occasional Hollywoodified foreign film (The Departed)?
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Jul 15, 2016 15:36
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Germstore posted:gender swapped Ginger Snaps remake I was going to make a joke about a dude bleeding from his dick but that already happens for some reason, doesn't it? Like he got a werewolf std that made his dick bleed? Or am I misremembering? Mozi posted:i can see it - the 'league of extraordinary gentlemen of their own'! They're actually making an all-female League of Extraordinary Gentlemen film. Not sure if it will be lady heroes from old books or just a gender swapped cast. It'll suck either way.
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Jul 15, 2016 15:37
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Mordja posted:Have there actually been any good remakes outside of loose re-imaginings of '50s B movies (The Thing) and the occasional Hollywoodified foreign film (The Departed)? depends on what u want out of a remake if u have no standards then ya the crazies was good cuz the one woman gets hung by some intenstines in a car wash awoo boy
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Jul 15, 2016 15:41
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Drunken Baker posted:I was going to make a joke about a dude bleeding from his dick but that already happens for some reason, doesn't it? Like he got a werewolf std that made his dick bleed? Or am I misremembering? yeah, that definitely happened. I'm not sure if it was explicitly explained why.
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Jul 15, 2016 15:41
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BillmasterCozb posted:Old Yeller, but the dog is portrayed by Bruce Willis 
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Jul 15, 2016 15:43
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BillmasterCozb posted:Old Yeller, but the dog is portrayed by Bruce Willis Die (in the back)Yard
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Jul 15, 2016 15:44
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i saw independence day and boy howdy was it ever horrible
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Jul 15, 2016 15:45
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At a party last night we were spitballing a hypothetical movie we wished would get made and a drunk girl blurted out "Melissa McCarthy should be in it!" apropos of nothing so obviously the Ghostbusters remake is leaving its mark on culture
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Jul 15, 2016 15:48
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Mordja posted:Have there actually been any good remakes outside of loose re-imaginings of '50s B movies (The Thing) and the occasional Hollywoodified foreign film (The Departed)? Scarface (1983), Ocean's Eleven (2001), Cape Fear (1991), True Grit (2010), Little Shop Of Horrors (1986), Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (1988), Some Like It Hot (1959), The Maltese Falcon (1941), The Wizard of Oz (1939) .... For Hollywoodified films there's also The Magnificent Seven (1960) and 12 Monkeys (1995) and for 50s B movie remakes there's The Fly (1986)
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Jul 15, 2016 15:51
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Remakes can be good if the original is far enough from the public consciousness that you're (a) not constantly being compared to it and (b) not obviously cashing in on nostalgia, and if the remake is good enough to stand on its own If either of those conditions does not apply the remake will probably be bad
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Jul 15, 2016 16:05
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loquacius posted:Remakes can be good if the original is far enough from the public consciousness that you're (a) not constantly being compared to it and (b) not obviously cashing in on nostalgia, and if the remake is good enough to stand on its own also basically stop trying to remake verhoeven films it can't be done
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Jul 15, 2016 16:07
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rezatahs posted:also basically stop trying to remake verhoeven films So much this. But Verhoven please come back to Hollywood we need you more than ever.
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Jul 15, 2016 16:08
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Basically if your remake is a movie, rather than a sign that says "hahaha look it's that thing you like, do you still like it, give us some more money because we made more of that thing you like, please, thank you" it can be good
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Jul 15, 2016 16:10
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Applewhite posted:So much this. God, do we ever. Could this ever happen though? In todays market where the top grossing movies are all super mens(and womyns) and everyone is a huge cry baby? Could we have a glorious return of Verhoven-esque movies that are just no holds barred loving rad on a surface level yet so much more? We need to bring cocaine back as the hip drug to do. What are the kids into these days? mkat and bath salts? When did a bunch of creative typoes ever make a great film whilst their arms rotted off?
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Jul 15, 2016 16:15
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movies like hellraiser that were cool but made for $16 are the only kind that should be remade
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Jul 15, 2016 16:17
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I loving love Hellraiser and my entire formative years were moulded by that film and I'd love a remake. Though after, what? 8 lovely sequels I'd say my love for that franchise has been thoroughly raped anyway so how much worse could a remake be. lol
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Jul 15, 2016 16:19
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client posted:movies like hellraiser that were cool but made for $16 are the only kind that should be remade They've been working on a Hellraiser remake since 2006 and came close to getting it up and running a few times but it was announced a few months ago that the new film which is currently being shot will be yet another sequel instead of a remake. http://movieweb.com/hellraiser-movie-2016-cast-heather-langenkamp/ We have such tired, recycled sights to show you
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Jul 15, 2016 16:28
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Genesplicer, can I please re-open my thread? I promise we're just going to poo poo on the reboot and nothing else...also I want to overtake the CD thread at this point.
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Jul 15, 2016 16:32
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Die Hard but John McLane is played by Idris Elba and Al is played by Bruce Willis.
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Jul 15, 2016 16:33
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Drunken Baker posted:God, do we ever. I blame the fact that all Hollywood blockbusters are made as much for China as they are for the US and that the subtle influence of the Chinese board of censorship is visible in all recent films. When was the last time you saw a fantasy hero battle a rad skeleton? A while, right? That's because skeletons are bad luck in China so they're not allowed in films anymore. Watch Tomorrow Never Dies sometime and you'll see it's just a Chinese movie with James Bond in it and that's why it sucks so bad.
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Jul 15, 2016 16:35
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:They've been working on a Hellraiser remake since 2006 and came close to getting it up and running a few times but it was announced a few months ago that the new film which is currently being shot will be yet another sequel instead of a remake. when the director is the old makeup artist and the original pinhead would rather star in wrong turn 5 you know youve got a quality production on your hands
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Jul 15, 2016 16:41
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Junior Jr. posted:Genesplicer, can I please re-open my thread? I promise we're just going to poo poo on the reboot and nothing else...also I want to overtake the CD thread at this point. Forget it, jr. Its gibbis town
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client posted:when the director is the old makeup artist and the original pinhead would rather star in wrong turn 5 you know youve got a quality production on your hands I feel that the series has taken a turn for the meta and is now doing its best to torture its fans in real life. Here's another sequel! No tears, please. It's a waste of good suffering.
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