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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Bholder posted:

Turkey is barely europe both politically and geographically.

Yeah if I was a Europe, I wouldn't consider them one.

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Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

I've got an inside source telling me the goddamn Venetians are back with another crusade.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Apparently brown moses is in turkey atm.

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Yaos posted:

Turkey loves military coups, it's one of their favorite past times. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Military_coups_in_Turkey

Guess it's all muscle memory for them at this point.

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Fojar38 posted:

yeah still a nato ally having a coup is bad optics so expect a resurgence in the "america/west is in decline" rhetoric

There have been five coups in Turkish history after joining NATO, this is the sixth.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
kurds are going to get bombed more :(

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Yaos posted:

There have been five coups in Turkish history after joining NATO, this is the sixth.

lol if you think that facts matter to declinists

nex
Jul 23, 2001

øæå¨æøåø
Grimey Drawer
Al Jazeera English live stream, not much footage tho:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBEmqvVPOX4

Anyone got links for other live video coverage?

edit:
Sky News live:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

That's the worst post fix in internet history.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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apparently erdogan has been arrested

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I really need those beers, please wrap things up guys

Cygni
Nov 12, 2005

raring to post

Y-Hat posted:

i'm shocked they didn't do this earlier

well they tried in like 2010 but got exposed before they could pull it off.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

ded posted:

kurds are going to get bombed more :(

well they are offending islam and islam is more of a minority than they are

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Fojar38 posted:

lol if you think that facts matter to declinists

I expect somebody on Reddit to make a long winded post saying they were not all coups because the military only used weapons in some of them.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I hope the bath houses are ok

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


I don't know anything and havn't read this thread but I hope that erdogan gets merc'd and the Islamist population subjugated.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

gently caress yeah tanks are cool

https://twitter.com/SelinTunerr/status/754052277841829888

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Fojar38 posted:

apparently erdogan has been arrested

or not.

I think this fighting is more about who can write more fake tweets rather than actual gunfights

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Yaos posted:

I expect somebody on Reddit to make a long winded post saying they were not all coups because the military only used weapons in some of them.

i expect the same in this very thread

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Rip Erdogan

You're censoring angels in heaven now

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Bholder posted:

or not.

I think this fighting is more about who can write more fake tweets rather than actual gunfights

Modern wars are fought in the cyberverse

OctaviusBeaver
Apr 30, 2009

Say what now?

Fojar38 posted:

apparently erdogan has been arrested

Haven't seen that reported, I hope it's true and the Turkish army hangs him by the neck tho

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

This is what happens when Russian tourists suddenly return.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Ilustforponydeath posted:

Apparently brown moses is in turkey atm.

ah hes on the wikipedia page for it? What can he tell us?

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

The Kingfish posted:

I don't know anything and havn't read this thread but I hope that erdogan gets merc'd and the Islamist population subjugated.

me too friend

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
This is the future

Hopefully :rip: Erdogone

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

reallivedinosaur posted:

also turkey does genocides sometimes so might not be as kickin rad as you think

Yeah and America invaded Iraq, your point?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Bholder posted:

or not.

I think this fighting is more about who can write more fake tweets rather than actual gunfights

turns out the entire thing was fake and the videos of tanks and planes were from like 10 years ago

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Crowsbeak posted:

Yeah and America invaded Iraq, your point?

suck my cock you fuckman

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





someone should catch pokemons with tanks in the background.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
At least America genocides for money, not for dumb impractical reasons like ethnicity

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Why can't they start all this drama in the afternoon instead of keeping us up all night?

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Crowsbeak posted:

Yeah and America invaded Iraq, your point?

idiots are going to be going "yeah but what about iraq? :smuggo:" for the next century

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Microwaves Mom posted:

ah hes on the wikipedia page for it? What can he tell us?

That he's usually served during thanksgiving. Also all of D&D is telling him to "get to an embassy" because that worked really well last time

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy


Turks seem happy

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
there's a tank rolling down the street, i'm pulling off to the side, but in turkey you just gotta turk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkapTTUSptg

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Lord Binky posted:

me too friend

Me three

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Ilustforponydeath posted:

That he's usually served during thanksgiving. Also all of D&D is telling him to "get to an embassy" because that worked really well last time

hrc giving a speech and suddenly falls silent and stares blankly for ten full seconds

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Ilustforponydeath posted:

That he's usually served during thanksgiving. Also all of D&D is telling him to "get to an embassy" because that worked really well last time

Is another goon going to die in an embassy? :aaaaa:

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Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

They're probably applauding under the assumption the military will give back democratic control once the coup is over. If the the coup is successful and the military gives back control it solves a potential headache for NATO.

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