I'm playing battlefleet gothic armada, vote trump

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Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Turns out reality is going to own if trump wins. So don't think, just do it.

Postal is actually kinda a lovely game don't vote $hillary.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 04:38

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# ? May 7, 2024 01:09

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Cruz was an Eldar player.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 04:40

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Chomp8645 posted:

Cruz was an Eldar player.

I like to think of him more as a 'nid in a monkey suit, but elder at least scuttle quickly enough to be him.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 04:43

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

I really need a mod so that the imp ships aren't cathedrals but trump and former trump properties.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 04:45

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Nathilus posted:

former trump properties.

The Chaos ships???

# ? Jul 16, 2016 04:46

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Chomp8645 posted:

The Chaos ships???

Haha. Naw like one of the imp ships clearly needs to be the taj mahal casino. But trump doesn't own it anymore.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 04:48

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# ? Jul 16, 2016 04:55

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Nathilus posted:

Turns out reality is going to own if trump wins. So don't think, just do it.

Postal is actually kinda a lovely game don't vote $hillary.

postal was a great game.
voted blood for the blood god

# ? Jul 16, 2016 04:58

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

postal was a great game.
voted blood for the blood god

Future war tip: if you can't shoot it down just fuckign smash into it.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 05:01

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Nathilus posted:

Future war tip: if you can't shoot it down just fuckign smash into it.

yes. that is why we use drones

# ? Jul 16, 2016 05:02

nnnotime: Sep 30, 2001; Hesitate, and you will be lost.

The trailer for goons lost in the warp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CagsjB1rBQ

# ? Jul 16, 2016 06:55

Crowsbeak: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth; Lipstick Apathy

We should ban discussion of warhammer 40k on gbs.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 06:59

nnnotime: Sep 30, 2001; Hesitate, and you will be lost.

Crowsbeak posted:

We should encourage and nurture discussion of warhammer 40k on gbs.

FTFY

# ? Jul 16, 2016 07:04

insulated staircase: Aug 21, 2014

good idea OP im gonna

# ? Jul 16, 2016 07:08

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

fathilus playing a fatty fat kid game ofc :rolleyes:

# ? Jul 16, 2016 07:49

Digital Fingers: Sep 2, 2012

Even if you think warhammer is dumb as poo poo this game is still a whole bunch of fun and goons should check it out.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 07:56

Digital Fingers: Sep 2, 2012

I know we don't have very many goons on SA who enjoy computer gaming but if you're one of the few that do this game is for you!

# ? Jul 16, 2016 07:58

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Both of these things have no entertainment value. :shrug:

# ? Jul 16, 2016 07:59

Zorodius: Feb 11, 2007; EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.

sorry, I don't play games that smell like bagel bites

# ? Jul 16, 2016 08:53

Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

what do you do in the game? How do you win?

# ? Jul 16, 2016 09:10

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

twofive1 posted:

what do you do in the game? How do you win?

You shoot at things until you realize that isn't gonna work then you plow the gently caress into them TOOT TOOT :killdozer:

https://youtu.be/BE_RcY6nlT0

Nathilus fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Jul 16, 2016

# ? Jul 16, 2016 10:59

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

The game looks great in previews but all the gameplay footage I've seen of it makes the UI seem like a dismal mess and all the ships just lurch around the screen like slugs.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 13:57

vandalism: Aug 4, 2003

I gotta play mostly on space bar slow motion mode cause torpedoes are hard to 360 no scope. Also trying the chaos skirmish and their guns are pea shooters.

Is it normal that by turn 18 I have 3 deployments per turn but like 9 invasions happening? Game owns and I'm voting Trump for sure. Gonna send the xenos back and build that wall.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 14:00

Hail Mr. Satan!: Oct 3, 2009; by zen death robot

Crowsbeak posted:

We should ban discussion of warhammer 40k on gbs.

Joke is on you, Battlefleet Gothic is a different game suck itttttt

# ? Jul 16, 2016 14:10

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Applewhite posted:

The game looks great in previews but all the gameplay footage I've seen of it makes the UI seem like a dismal mess and all the ships just lurch around the screen like slugs.

The UI is absolutely fine but the ships are pretty slow when not boosting. It's very much naval warfare in space but with a lot more skulls and ramming.

The speed isn't a big issue. With more than four ships you'll still be sweating it. It would be another matter if it made the game boring but it doesn't.

# ? Jul 16, 2016 14:36