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trash person
Apr 4, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!


Nierbo posted:

Theres nothing sexual about ASMR, it is a medically recognised phenomenon.

I don't know who you're kidding if you don't think millions of shut in nerds who say they 'experience ASMR' watching a hot lady get real close to the camera and whisper are slowly jacking it pretending they're having an actual social interaction.

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Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


trash person posted:

I don't know who you're kidding if you don't think millions of shut in nerds who say they 'experience ASMR' watching a hot lady get real close to the camera and whisper are slowly jacking it pretending they're having an actual social interaction.
oh ya for sure, we're all just sitting here pretending watching youtube is 'social interaction'. Give me a break. No one thinks that. If someone gets off on someone elses voice, good for them. thats not my business. But thats certainly separate from ASMR.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike



I've never gotten any tingles or whatever but ASMR videos help me calm back down when I have actual panic/anxiety attacks (not stupid tumblr sad-pouts, but actual 'is this a heart attack or not' panics). Bob Ross videos work best, and the guided meditation ones are good for putting me to sleep.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Nierbo posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlucWfTUo1A

Watching Bob Ross gives me ASMR. What do you like?

Do you want to come over and smoke weed in my basement? I have a couple of bean bag chairs and a tv. My wife can bring us snacks.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Id like to make ASMR videos but my voice is like a seal being raped by an elephant.

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Dave_Indeed posted:

Do you want to come over and smoke weed in my basement? I have a couple of bean bag chairs and a tv. My wife can bring us snacks.

I don't smoke but yeah sure. Salty or sweet snacks? I'm trying to kick sugar.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Nierbo posted:

I don't smoke but yeah sure. Salty or sweet snacks? I'm trying to kick sugar.

Sugar free. Nice.

We have all snacks. All salty or sugary snacks that exist are purchased by my wife with my money. That terrorist spent 130 god drat dollars at wal mart last week on food for two people.

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Yikes, National average is like 400 a month right? Whats wal marts fruit like in the US cos it blows in canada

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


I've never really had bad fruit from anywhere. My neighbor lets me walk into his corn field and pick out whatever I want too. I just have to shoot a groundhog here and there in exchange.

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95t5KxVjjZU

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009



Soiled Meat

ASMR is for losers in case my other post wasn't clear

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


LethalGeek posted:

ASMR is for losers in case my other post wasn't clear

Yes your post was very clear, that you have wrong and dumb opinions about things you dont understand

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.


Is this all some elaborate bullshit, or am I just dead inside and don't know how to feel things?

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010
down syndrome has a weird gender split where the girls tend to be uncomfortably promiscuous but the boys are often uninterested, so they are usually on the hunt for boys

Hair Elf

I assume asmr is a real feeling people get, but it is also funny that it was necessary to have it as an excuse to enable girlfriend/female interaction simulators. Even the audience for such a product are too ashamed to accept it outright so need a less shameful cover story.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009



Soiled Meat

Nierbo posted:

Yes your post was very clear, that you have wrong and dumb opinions about things you dont understand
nah I'm not a colossal gently caress up unlike everyone who is all into ASMR. Because they are basement dwelling twats

Shaquin
May 12, 2007


you can't really frame it in a way that doesn't boil down to the majority of it being attractive ladies figuring out how to cam without having to do anything sexual and instead just whisper and make noises

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005


Buglord

holy poo poo i seen a thread where a dude nuts on he own keyboard residue and this is still worse

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007



gently caress the guy who posted the ASMR Illuminati rune readings video. i watched 5 seconds of it and youtube won't stop rec'ing me videos like "ASMR NWO"

Iron Prince posted:

holy poo poo i seen a thread where a dude nuts on he own keyboard residue and this is still worse
that thread was good and hilarious

get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Jul 17, 2016

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

vols bitch posted:

i had to google asmr, gently caress you op

same but i still dont understand what it is

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

the great deceiver posted:

same but i still dont understand what it is

It's a made up effect people use as an excuse to jerk off to people whispering.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


when my partner tells me they love me, gently kiss me on my lips and then insert the strapon

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

Screw you OP, ain't nobody gonna change my avatar.

Sucks to your rear end-mar.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Mariana Horchata posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY3m2j_faso

i do asmr but was never triggered by it until just a few days ago when it finally happened


isnt blowjob ASMR already a popular thing on pornhub/youporn??

Lolol I'm going to eat this and I hope that it makes good sounds

Oz
Sep 10, 2003

Minion Of Relin

I also use Bob Ross to fall asleep. As for ASMR channels, I like HeatherFeather and GentleWhispering.

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Feb 11, 2007

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jerking off to whispers is so 2015.

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King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

The video arcade made me what I am today!



There was a really good (and weird, but you know, Japan) video I found on the internet ages ago where it's just this cute Japanese woman pantomiming jerking off and licking a dick, and she puts her fingers up in a ring at one point against the camera and licks around it like... I dunno a rimjob or something. And the whole time she's talking in a really whispery voice.

I wish I could find that loving video again because goddamn, if anything could give someone the ASMRgers it was that video.

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