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Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlucWfTUo1A

Watching Bob Ross gives me ASMR. What do you like?

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ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
I have a collection of The Joy of Painting on my DVR. It helps calm me down when I'm having anxiety issues. There's just something so soothing about Bob Ross's voice and his style of painting.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Girls with heaving bosoms slowly talking about how much they love sucking peen

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY3m2j_faso

i do asmr but was never triggered by it until just a few days ago when it finally happened



isnt blowjob ASMR already a popular thing on pornhub/youporn??

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011
How do you pronounce ASMR? I like to pronounce it rear end-meer

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Mariana Horchata posted:


isnt blowjob ASMR already a popular thing on pornhub/youporn??

I dunno, give me a link for investigational purposes and I'll report back

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

The Unholy Ghost posted:

How do you pronounce ASMR?

Very carefully

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPaEdvCs1C8

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E

www
Aug 4, 2010

i like the makeup ones so i can pretend to be a pretty girl

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

MRSA gives me ASMR

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

The Unholy Ghost posted:

How do you pronounce ASMR? I like to pronounce it rear end-meer

Ay Ess Em Ar

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
I listen to this one when I can't sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMBC_7L_P_0

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
And this is fantastic with headphones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXm6SuUigI

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
The Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven gives me ASMR. It makes me tired and tingly. I have a CD of Beethoven music with thunderstorms in the background that puts me to sleep every time.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

cuck cuck im gay posted:

I dunno, give me a link for investigational purposes and I'll report back

check this one out its like getting verbally jacked off by joni mitchell

:nws: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph563d5e5d6b65d :nws:

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1PZ2-K5CbI

Raere
Dec 13, 2007

Another GBS ASMR thread. An awful lot of goons liking it ironically...

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Watch this and try not to get tired:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AvNmZLcjLM

e: Listen to this, I should say.

ProfessorMurder fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Jul 16, 2016

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

Raere posted:

Another GBS ASMR thread. An awful lot of goons liking it ironically...

You can post things that relax you, even if it doesn't give you ASMR.

Dave Stieb
Apr 15, 2010
This one is very good
https://youtu.be/68JQtxTzjqc

This one reminds me of this thread
https://youtu.be/HRnkWDcmPic

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
At least half the time I watch Game Center CX I drift off to sleep. I think it's the combination of Japanese voices and the music they use for segments, also the repetitive game footage.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Im not familiar with that particular kind of autism op

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
this poo poo is fully retarded and the community appears to be fifty percent people operating under a mutual placebo and fifty percent virgins relaxed by a close up of a woman talking softly for probably entirely sexual reasons

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

extra stout posted:

this poo poo is fully retarded and the community appears to be fifty percent people operating under a mutual placebo and fifty percent virgins relaxed by a close up of a woman talking softly for probably entirely sexual reasons

Someone's projecting

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I too don't know the touch of another person OP

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I like Bob Ross, op. Sometimes chill podcasts are nice too. I like to get losses on sleep aid and cradle that edge of extreme sleep (like those day naps you might take that completely knock you out). It's like twilight time.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

ProfessorMurder posted:

Watch this and try not to get tired:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AvNmZLcjLM

e: Listen to this, I should say.

Nice

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
watching you watch bob ross

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
actually my asmr thing has always been watching someone from across a room, who doesn't know i'm watching, while they are intent on some minor task like paperwork

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

www posted:

i like the makeup ones so i can pretend to be a pretty girl

Oldie but a goodie!

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

nomadologique posted:

actually my asmr thing has always been watching someone from across a room, who doesn't know i'm watching, while they are intent on some minor task like paperwork

That's a good one

trash person
Apr 5, 2006

Baby Executive is pleased with your performance!
My ASMR comes from people talking about what gives then ASMR.

JK that's laughter I'm pretty sure ASMR doesn't exist and is just shut ins experiencing normal feelings.


nomadologique posted:

actually my asmr thing has always been watching someone from across a room, who doesn't know i'm watching, while they are intent on some minor task like paperwork

Wait I just saw this.

"No mom, I'm NOT being creepy when I relax at the library, it's just ASMR. "

trash person fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Jul 17, 2016

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011

Raere posted:

Another GBS ASMR thread. An awful lot of goons liking it ironically...

Yea, ironically. heh heh...

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

somebody already posted the docfuture funky kong one so i'll post this instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNz-KGKstlM

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
i had to google asmr, gently caress you op

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

extra stout posted:

this poo poo is fully retarded and the community appears to be fifty percent people operating under a mutual placebo and fifty percent virgins relaxed by a close up of a woman talking softly for probably entirely sexual reasons

Theres nothing sexual about ASMR, it is a medically recognised phenomenon.

Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

vols bitch posted:

i had to google asmr, gently caress you op

You're on a list now.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Assholes Sucking My Rectum

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Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?
Listening to Dilbert also relaxes me while I try to sleep. And simpsons sometimes too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7zfzWGad-Q

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xszx6s_dilbert-the-takeover-full_shortfilms

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xszzko_dilbert-testing-full_shortfilms


And certain albums will give me vivid dreams. Kid Cudi Man - On the Moon does it to me.

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