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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
one dick and 4 boobs, there's too much going on there

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

max4me posted:

So if you are doing a MMF and the dudes start sucking eachother does that make them gay?

only if the chick didn't specifically request it

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Its only gay if the girl doesnt get off on it

Let that dude inside you bro, don't be a pussy

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
When you're a flabby dweeb with a microdick, nothing will make you feel better about yourself.

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
The blowjob tips have been great, except that no matter how softly I've been touched by teeth, it has never been comfortable. Men also have their differences.

E: Nice to have GBS come sit together for some good sex talk.

SnowblindFatal fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jul 18, 2016

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I'm not gonna read this whole GBS threesome thread but OP was definitely doing it wrong and there is very little point if the girls aren't playing with each other too

I really hate watching threesome porn where after the double BJ (which is always worth seeing) the girls just kind of take turns watching each other get hosed, c'mon ladies get into the spirit of the thing :colbert:

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

loquacius posted:

I really hate watching threesome porn where after the double BJ (which is always worth seeing) the girls just kind of take turns watching each other get hosed, c'mon ladies get into the spirit of the thing :colbert:

same

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

That said I haven't done it myself because (a) I was way too huge of a dork in college to get that lucky and (b) my fiancee is around a 2/5 on the Kinsey scale and watches threesome porn a lot but we've talked about it and she's way too jealous/territorial to actually have one, and honestly I can't blame her because in a hypothetical MMF threesome I'd be the same way

Nirvikalpa
Aug 20, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

loquacius posted:

That said I haven't done it myself because (a) I was way too huge of a dork in college to get that lucky and (b) my fiancee is around a 2/5 on the Kinsey scale and watches threesome porn a lot but we've talked about it and she's way too jealous/territorial to actually have one, and honestly I can't blame her because in a hypothetical MMF threesome I'd be the same way

You need to get hosed in the rear end

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Nirvikalpa posted:

You need to get hosed in the rear end

Sales pitch starts off a little strong IMHO

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Go back a couple pages, the gays make a really good case.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Seinfeld summed up my thoughts on the subject quiet well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6_pv_vRHKI&t=38s

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
what about a foursome

what then

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SnowblindFatal posted:

My question is, what benefit does having two women give to the man?

Massive drama if your girlfriend thought you were more into the other woman than her, that's what

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
The threesome I was in the girls were much more into each other than me, so I pretty much just watched after a time.

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011

loquacius posted:

I'm not gonna read this whole GBS threesome thread but OP was definitely doing it wrong and there is very little point if the girls aren't playing with each other too

I really hate watching threesome porn where after the double BJ (which is always worth seeing) the girls just kind of take turns watching each other get hosed, c'mon ladies get into the spirit of the thing :colbert:

Dude, among other ways, I hosed one of them from behind as she gave head to the other and I was looking straight in the eye of the one getting licked. It's dirty as oval office but not as stellar as it's made out to be. 1 on 1 can be loving raunchy too and then you know both have 100% focus.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Iron Crowned posted:

The threesome I was in the girls were much more into each other than me, so I pretty much just watched after a time.

That would be pretty chill. It's like you're pleasuring two women by just being there!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pvt.Scott posted:

That would be pretty chill. It's like you're pleasuring two women by just being there!

That happens every time I'm near women though

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

SnowblindFatal posted:

Dude, among other ways, I hosed one of them from behind as she gave head to the other and I was looking straight in the eye of the one getting licked. It's dirty as oval office but not as stellar as it's made out to be. 1 on 1 can be loving raunchy too and then you know both have 100% focus.

Not my fault you weren't clear with the details :colbert:

And I dunno, despite how the Internet talks about their favorite sex acts, not everything is for everybody

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Seems like it'd be nice to get blown by two mouths but everything else would be a chore unless the girls were all over you for some reason.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Yeah but two mouths can't really do the in-and-out action that actually gets results in a blowjob. Two mouths is just some weird penis worship bullshit.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

criscodisco posted:

Yeah but two mouths can't really do the in-and-out action that actually gets results in a blowjob. Two mouths is just some weird penis worship bullshit.

I mean again it comes down to a question of enthusiasm. Which is why I think drugs or money need to be involved.

If they're comfortable with the ball/taint area then we can have a great time.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
Good lord, what kind of person isn't comfortable with the ball/taint area? That's literally the best area.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Iron Crowned posted:

That happens every time I'm near women though

Sure, me too. The difference is that they'd have their bits out and maybe even admit it.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
if you don't love balls and taints you got no business sex having.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

criscodisco posted:

Good lord, what kind of person isn't comfortable with the ball/taint area? That's literally the best area.

I think it has to do with the fact that it's also the sweatiest area

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
That's what washcloths are for. Anyone who gets into the sack preparing for anything but a bit of missionary should make sure everything smells clean. It's your job as a sex-haver.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Can't really blame a classy gal for not wanting my wrinkled hairy sack in her mouth. Well I could, but it would be rude.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

a dog from hell posted:

Can't really blame a classy gal for not wanting my wrinkled hairy sack in her mouth. Well I could, but it would be rude.

Why not? She expects you to put her oyster-smelling abalone in your mouth. And spend like an hour doing it.

If I tried to lie on my stomach, look straight ahead and stick my tongue out, I'd probably vomit and pass out after ten minutes.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

criscodisco posted:

Why not? She expects you to put her oyster-smelling abalone in your mouth. And spend like an hour doing it.

If I tried to lie on my stomach, look straight ahead and stick my tongue out, I'd probably vomit and pass out after ten minutes.

I like your attitude. Going to print out this post and present it to anybody I sleep with from now on.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Sex is a team sport, where everyone should win.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

SnowblindFatal posted:

The blowjob tips have been great, except that no matter how softly I've been touched by teeth, it has never been comfortable. Men also have their differences.

E: Nice to have GBS come sit together for some good sex talk.

The use of teeth in a blowjob can be tricky, and done only with the lightest pressure. My experience is to do it only to the underside of the dick; near the head, but not TO the head itself. And not every guy likes it.

I ought to charge you guys to read this stuff, since people have died trying to obtain this information.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

SnowblindFatal posted:

The blowjob tips have been great, except that no matter how softly I've been touched by teeth, it has never been comfortable. Men also have their differences.

E: Nice to have GBS come sit together for some good sex talk.

The texture of a nuva ring is pretty great at the tip of the dick

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

King Possum III posted:

I ought to charge you guys to read this stuff, since people have died trying to obtain this information.

Nah. While helpful, it's information anyone could glean from sucking lots and lots of dick, and actually caring about how well you did, not just trying to get it over with.

If I taught a dick sucking class, my homework to the students would be to suck 3 dicks every night, like I did in college.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

The texture of a nuva ring is pretty great at the tip of the dick

Have you never been poked by an IUD because it's actually really bad

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

satanic splash-back posted:

i wish i was even half as cool as the sex havers sharing completely true experiences here

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

You people are loving gross

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
im the loose cunny in the op

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

Don Tacorleone posted:

You people are loving gross

But you're having fun reading about our depravity, aren't you?

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SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
my favorite 3sum is a dude, another dude, and then ANOTHER dude just going at it with me watching from the closet. Hot!!

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