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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
It's murder. Contraceptives are also immoral. Abstinence is the only way to go.


Also before you say, my family doesn't wish I was aborted, they just wish i'd stop bringing up abortion during dinner.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

What an interesting and thought provoking subject. I'm sure we will have many pages of pensive, respectful conversation based on this original conversation starter.

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011
I don't like to think about how my dinner is made either.

Orange DeviI
Nov 9, 2011

by Hand Knit
This thread is an abortion

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.
Abortions? I love em

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
i could probly fight ten, fifteen fetus's at once and win

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Gaunab posted:

Also before you say, my family doesn't wish I was aborted, they just wish i'd stop bringing up abortion during dinner.

Yeah, your mom's cooking is pretty terrible but the dessert is worth it.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
that sweet sweet placenta

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Wow what judgmental op

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
I wont participate

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
if you eat eggs, you're in favor of abortion

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Enfield posted:

suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

that'd be an abortion of your poo poo

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Gaunab posted:

It's murder. Contraceptives are also immoral. Abstinence is the only way to go.


Also before you say, my family doesn't wish I was aborted, they just wish i'd stop bringing up abortion during dinner.

Do you mean they want you to stop talking about abortion, or stop putting aborted fetuses on the table during dinner?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Gaunab posted:

that'd be an abortion of your poo poo

ah, a , ban? of my.. posts??? :slick:

www
Aug 4, 2010

abort

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Gaunab posted:

if you eat eggs, you're in favor of abortion

Good to know Smash Mouth is pro-life.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Not if you get a license first and that makes it a sport.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Does it count as an abortion if there's no fertilisation taking place or do I have to stop masturbating as well?

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
I think I could go for an abortion right now.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Masturbating is like exiling your own children.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

error1 posted:

Does it count as an abortion if there's no fertilisation taking place or do I have to stop masturbating as well?

yes. masturbators are some of the most prolific killers in society

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe
aborshizzle wutwut

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
On way to watch ghostbusters and there was a dozen people out protesting circumcision. Very motivated people to go out and hold signs up for any cause, but especially that one. :shrug:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My dick is too big to fit into a condom

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

abort her? i just met her!

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Abhor; shun.

Salem Saberhagen
Feb 23, 2009
Abortion is fun and productive hobby that opens up opportunities to meet new people. Anyone who says otherwise is a pearl clutching jazz queen.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Enfield posted:

suck the poo poo out of my rear end in a top hat

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
ugh another job-killing initiative from the Right

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
lol just loving lol @ having dinner with your family instead of taking it down to the basement to eat alone in front of your computer

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
You know where these murders are taking place and you know that the authorities will do nothing to stop them if you report the crimes. How does it feel to stand by and be a loving coward while innocent children are being slaughtered?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Pvt.Scott posted:

You know where these murders are taking place and you know that the authorities will do nothing to stop them if you report the crimes. How does it feel to stand by and be a loving coward while innocent children are being slaughtered?

that's what i'm saying. we as a nation just watch as all the children and slaughtered everyday and converted into dogfood and we do nothing about it

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Gaunab posted:

that's what i'm saying. we as a nation just watch as all the children and slaughtered everyday and converted into dogfood and we do nothing about it

Well, after the kids are dead, I mean, you gotta do something with em. It's not like anyone has had time to get attached to the little fuckers yet.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
not aborting the op is a crime

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
abort this thread

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Kuato posted:

On way to watch ghostbusters and there was a dozen people out protesting circumcision. Very motivated people to go out and hold signs up for any cause, but especially that one. :shrug:

Were they protesting outside Ghostbusters? 'Cos that seems a weird place to protest cirumcision.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
dogs have to eat

:shrug:

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

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