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Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

made a plan to get pregnant but aborted it

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Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

Spoondick posted:

made a plan to get pregnant but aborted it

I had a plan to trap my boyfriend but it had to be aborted

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
When abortion is outlawed, only outlaws will have abortions.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
https://u.pomf.is/mhzajh.webm

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

General Dog posted:

When abortion is outlawed, only outlaws will have abortions.

this is actually true.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Doing crimes is cool+badass though

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Teflon Don posted:

Doing crimes is cool+badass though

this is also true

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Technically it's not a "crime" unless it's illegal, OP. Right now it's just immoral.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I'm here to kick rear end and perform abortions, and I'm all out of rear end

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

General Dog posted:

I'm here to kick rear end and perform abortions, and I'm all out of rear end

Don't worry, your mom has enough for everyone.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
a lot of crimes could have been averted if only the criminal had been aborted

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Luvcow posted:

a lot of crimes could have been averted if only the criminal had been aborted

Unless the crime was baby murder, in which case it's just a 1:1 exchange.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sunswipe posted:

Don't worry, your mom has enough for everyone.

was this a joke, or is his mom a doctor

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Applewhite posted:

Unless the crime was baby murder, in which case it's just a 1:1 exchange.

hmm, you have a point

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Your posting is a crime

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
suckle upon mine freaking balls

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
supreme court said no

sorry about your idea op

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

DrPossum posted:

supreme court said no

sorry about your idea op

supreme court is ran by lizard people

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
everything is run by lizard people, dummy

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
my wife works at an abortion clinic

kill all those unwanted little poo poo bastards imo

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

death to israel and all fetuses

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

vols bitch posted:

my wife works at an abortion clinic

kill all those unwanted little poo poo bastards imo

i hope she doesn't accidentally abort any reptilian hybrids, though. that really is a crime.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Gaunab posted:

supreme court is ran by lizard people

lizard people legitimately appointed by the lizard people overloards of our united staes

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

DrPossum posted:

lizard people legitimately appointed by the lizard people overloards of our united staes

wait. is that why they wont let Obama choose a new judge?

Is Obama not a lizard person?

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
wow racist

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

wait. is that why they wont let Obama choose a new judge?

Is Obama not a lizard person?

it is why your totally not racist relatives feel like they just can't trust him for some reason. we are used to reptilians being in charge and change makes everyone uncomfortable.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

wait. is that why they wont let Obama choose a new judge?

Is Obama not a lizard person?

:cripes:


a lizard of color

Build-a-Boar
Feb 11, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
I have an abortion on the daily just because I can, put that in your pipe and smoke it

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

wait. is that why they wont let Obama choose a new judge?

Is Obama not a lizard person?

chuck grassley isn't human so probably

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Serious Frolicking posted:

it is why your totally not racist relatives feel like they just can't trust him for some reason. we are used to reptilians being in charge and change makes everyone uncomfortable.


Luvcow posted:

:cripes:


a lizard of color

gently caress! both these things make a lot of sense

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
keep your laws off my body :btroll:

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon


decide 4 urself

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

The Smell of Penetration is my favorite GWAR album

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
same

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

The Smell of Penetration is my favorite GWAR album

lol

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Blue Train posted:

death to israel and all fetuses

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Put it in the pooper

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
I feel like it's a bad choice most of the time (for lack of support & realistic options), but also every one is unique so ultimately the person carrying the baby should be the arbiter. It sucks but also it makes sense. Like toll roads.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Supreme Allah posted:

I feel like it's a bad choice most of the time (for lack of support & realistic options), but also every one is unique so ultimately the person carrying the baby should be the arbiter. It sucks but also it makes sense. Like toll roads.

but everyone has to pay the toll

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