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Ever wondered what it'd be like to never be interested in other people, just feel vaguely lonely and despairing at all times forever? Ever wondered what it'd be like to be completely unaware of the sexual escapades and temptations happening all around you, just remaining confused as that girl stares at you in that weird way, or that guy tries to grab your rear end? Fun questions I can answer include: +What do you live for/why haven't killed yourself yet? (Very good question) +How many times have people asked if you're gay? +How did you end up with a girlfriend you feel nothing for? +C'mon, you have to be a closet homosexual, right? Right? Right? +What does it feel like to be completely isolated from a human society that only exists for one reason?
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are you the guy that gets probed and has his threads moved to e/n
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Jul 17, 2016 03:39
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I hope you've poured all that excess energy into becoming a fantastically wealthy business magnate
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Jul 17, 2016 03:39
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train OP to E/N
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Jul 17, 2016 03:40
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AugmentedVision posted:are you the guy that gets probed and has his threads moved to e/n Not yet! Shaquin posted:I hope you've poured all that excess energy into becoming a fantastically wealthy business magnate Me too!
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Jul 17, 2016 03:40
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuUqpZgHiEE
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Jul 17, 2016 03:41
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how much do u weigh op
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Jul 17, 2016 03:42
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Have you ever gone on backpage and looked for like, a garbage disposal, or a knife sharpener, maybe a blender that was DTF just for one night of robot sex?
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Jul 17, 2016 03:45
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The Unholy Ghost posted:Ever wondered what it'd be like to never be interested in other people, just feel vaguely lonely and despairing at all times forever? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo-0ytcEXKg
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Jul 17, 2016 03:46
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jackyl posted:how much do u weigh op Usually around 188 pounds, but I'm 6'2 so that's "healthy weight" as far as BMI goes. Chief McHeath posted:Have you ever gone on backpage and looked for like, a garbage disposal, or a knife sharpener, maybe a blender that was DTF just for one night of robot sex? I'm not really up for that sort-of thing yet, but as this life grows colder and more boring every month I am beginning to enjoy sensations of pain more and more, so we'll see! Originally when I was a wee tot I thought making myself smart would be a good way to make people like me. As it turns out, reading books all the time just makes you look like a loving loser! (Honestly kids, learning is bad. Stay dumb and ignorant to this meaningless life.)
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Jul 17, 2016 03:52
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Sorry I'm not loving your stupid hookers or whatever dude.
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Jul 17, 2016 03:56
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The Unholy Ghost posted:+How many times have people asked if you're gay? Expanding on this example. Would people describe you as "afraid of women?" How far have people gone to test if you're gay? Genuinely kind of curious now.
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Jul 17, 2016 04:25
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ANIME IS BLOOD posted:train OP to E/N
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Jul 17, 2016 04:28
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As a Mexican my sheer sexual prowess just overwhelms white women to the point that I can't walk a block with out getting my dick sucked. So no I can't say that I know how to relate to this, OP.
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Jul 17, 2016 04:28
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Jesus Christ Op. The first two replies owned you.
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Jul 17, 2016 04:29
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What a thoroughly terrible thread.
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Jul 17, 2016 04:31
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your creation of this thread implies you do have interest in other people. meaning you = a phony. CAVEAT EMPTOR motherfucker
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Jul 17, 2016 04:39
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Hrist posted:Expanding on this example. Would people describe you as "afraid of women?" How far have people gone to test if you're gay? I'm nervous around most people I don't know, so I can't say for sure. For the most part I find them (and others) boring. VendaGoat posted:Jesus Christ Op. The first two replies owned you. lol, you think I made this thread to do anything but get owned? I'm a failure in private, might as well own it in public CannedMacabre posted:What a thoroughly terrible thread. I can hope for nothing else. Thank you. Kthulhu5000 posted:your creation of this thread implies you do have interest in other people. Hmm, I'm not sure that having an interest in talking to people and wanting a romance-oriented relationship is the same thing... I dunno, though. I haven't taken a psychology class since middle school.
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The Unholy Ghost posted:For the most part I find them (and others) boring. Oh, one of those people. That explains everything. I'm okay with the thread being gassed or whatever now.
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Jul 17, 2016 04:48
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Yeah, being a robot is no excuse for not finding meaningful relationships.'so there's hope. For instance , many people find me robotic, emotionally. Several of my closest friends often respond "beep boop beep;" when I say something, because my processes are pretty coldly logical to a fault. Yet I have a wife; meaningful friendships; and engage with women who seem to find me attractive The first step is to develop a personality. It's easier than it sounds for robots like you and I. For instance, humor is often easier for those who are coldly logical. Life plus logic equals comedy. For instance: in the ballet they have women dancing on their tip toes... Why don't they just get taller women? Life plus logic equals comedy. Also, being oblivious is actually a desired characteristic from women, as it means they can trust I won't stray. Hell,'I don't even pick up signals from other women,'so I'm safe. Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Jul 17, 2016 |
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Jul 17, 2016 04:57
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I don't really wonder that op because I have a happy and decent if a little underwhelming personal life and also browse E/N so I see the best of both worlds really.
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Jul 17, 2016 05:13
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Do you get horned up over anything? Does your penis ever get hard and do you ever jack it or stimulate it in some manner, to the point of ejaculation or at least physical exhaustion?
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Jul 17, 2016 07:31
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Drunk Nerds posted:Yeah, being a robot is no excuse for not finding meaningful relationships.'so there's hope. im not trying to make you feel bad but this is one of the worst posts ive ever seen
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Jul 17, 2016 07:33
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Abandon Hope all must die. Remember 25% of the US population meets the arbitrary criteria for sociopathy and lacks empathy in a natural state, so being a loveless unfeeling monster is more normal than you might assume. Also you can train yourself to identify mannerisms and fake emotion if you really need it to get by.
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Jul 17, 2016 07:59
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[ASK ME] abotu not gettin laid in a fuckin year
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Jul 17, 2016 08:12
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It sounds like you have depression. There are periods in my life I've gone through including now when I didn't have any romantic interests. But I never felt miserable. Romance is only a slice of healthy living. I'd like to get married and have kid(s) someday but if I don't find someone I can tolerate for long enough to do it with, it won't destroy me. I recommend happy pills, therapy, and a boatload of nonromantic sex with people you care nothing about. Also lol don't gently caress with me or I will DESTROY you. I have the power of love and you don't. My magic is MUCH stronger than urs. Mess with me and I will banish you to the outer dark where your hateful spirit will gnaw on itself forever.
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Jul 17, 2016 08:32
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put the loving hinges in my hands bitcdh
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Jul 17, 2016 08:45
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Maybe your purpose was not to just find someone to gently caress Maybe your purpose is greater than that. Maybe that is why you feel so lost Perhaps it was you who was destined to create something amazing to the benefit of us all. Perhaps it was you who was destined to lead mankind into a new golden era... Go out there into the world, and find your purpose!
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Jul 17, 2016 08:53
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What Operating System do you run?
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Jul 17, 2016 09:14
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OP you should try to find that weird girl who thought she was sex robot or something. Wtf ever happened to that whole mess?Volume posted:As a Mexican my sheer sexual prowess just overwhelms white women to the point that I can't walk a block with out getting my dick sucked. So no I can't say that I know how to relate to this, OP. You named your gun "sheer sexual prowess". Weird.
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Jul 17, 2016 09:42
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youre not a loveless robot if you still experience loneliness you dramatic baby
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Jul 17, 2016 12:45
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Not to get too intrusive OP, but I'm really super curious. Roughly what age were you when you started to seriously consider the possibility that the internet would give a poo poo?
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Jul 17, 2016 13:06
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I'm pretty high right now so my chemical state is telling me to be nice to this person. OP if you are really as cold and lonely as you claim to be the good news is statistically there is a properly equipped and equally cold person out there who is just as convinced they will never find someone. Go find them and sit around reading newspapers in a loveless marriage like everybody else.
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Jul 17, 2016 13:16
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Drunk Nerds posted:Yeah, being a robot is no excuse for not finding meaningful relationships.'so there's hope. Yeah pretty much. Also if people are so boring why not make your own fun? When I'm hanging out with people who arent the most fun I usually joke around alot myself.
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Volume posted:As a Mexican my sheer sexual prowess just overwhelms white women to the point that I can't walk a block with out getting my dick sucked. So no I can't say that I know how to relate to this, OP. wait... this is a much more interesting thread idea do you often just look down halfway down a street and a random woman has somehow attached herself to your dick? do they fight for territory with each other to get at you? so many questions...
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Shaquin posted:im not trying to make you feel bad but this is one of the worst posts ive ever seen You might as well kick a table and apologize to it afterwards.
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Jul 17, 2016 23:02
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The Unholy Ghost posted:Ever wondered what it'd be like to never be interested in other people, just feel vaguely lonely and despairing at all times forever? ....Idiot 
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Jul 17, 2016 23:07
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a hole-y ghost posted:Actually if you had something other than that to offer it might be new or interesting to goons
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The Unholy Ghost posted:Usually around 188 pounds, but I'm 6'2 so that's "healthy weight" as far as BMI goes. This unasked for addendum tells me everything I need to know about you OP's character.
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