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A long time ago some goon went off on a rant about how terrible the intro was. Lady justice pulling off her blindfold to give a saucy wink to the camera. I don't think he understood daytime court TV
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They always got people trying to force her into some kind of existential crisis, but she always sees right through them. P cool.
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Jul 18, 2016 01:13
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I like the episode where a mother and daughter sold pictures of cell phones on eBay.
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Jul 18, 2016 01:16
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eric posted:I like the episode where a mother and daughter sold pictures of cell phones on eBay. That was great because she didn't deny a beat of it. Just lots of "I never started that they were getting anything but pictures in the ad". Like she genuinely thought she had discovered a legal loophole that would completely exonerate her.
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When Judy found that they listed the weight of the item which was way more than an empty box weighs, she went straight for the jugular and the mom's robot programming entered an endless "we just said it was a box" loop Also, daytime court shows are not actual courts but arbitrators so doesn't that mean legal loophole song and dance mean even less? edit- oh wait I think that was for a ps3. There are five types of cases -dog bites -back rent/security deposit -unpaid personal loans -car repairs -sales scams WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 02:00 on Jul 18, 2016 |
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Jul 18, 2016 01:56
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SpaceAceJase posted:http://i.imgur.com/ya1CBuw.jpg Hotter than Microwave Mom.jpg
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Jul 18, 2016 01:59
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WhyteRyce posted:edit- oh wait I think that was for a ps3. There are five types of cases You forgot the former couple/roommates that separated. Judge Judy loves those cases where a young girl moves in with a guy.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:02
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The thing you used to always see on the judge shows were when people would put other people on their cell plans and the other person wouldn't pay the bill because it got huge since it also cost money to get the phone taken off your account. Do the phone companies not do that anymore? I haven't seen that type of case in a long time.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:06
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I go to a methadone clinic every morning at 5:30am and the small-claims judge shows have already started on the little TV in the corner when I get there. Nobody ever laughs, we just stare blankly at the prosecution and defense and wonder how they ended up doing better than us.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:20
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We need more heroes taking poors to task on television
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Jul 18, 2016 02:29
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I like Judge Judy but I don't like this she's submerged flabbergasted that sometimes people without much money do vaguely illegal things like having their car registered in their friend's name or whatever. Like, she can't move on from that point and see the big picture of the case. I understand the whole "clean hands" thing when coming to court, but it's not always that simple. It's just that I've been on both sides, very poor and very ok. When you're poor you do dumb poo poo just to get to work every day so maybe she can see past it and talk about what you're there to talk about.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:39
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:You forgot the former couple/roommates that separated. Judge Judy loves those cases where a young girl moves in with a guy. That's usually a combination of "back rent/security deposit" and "unpaid personal loans"
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Jul 18, 2016 02:49
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I watched Judge Joe enough times in one stretch to recognize the same short blond haired woman sitting in the same spot of the court on different shows wearing different outfits. That's when I found out that sometimes they pay people to sit in certain spots of court room and do complex things like "be the first person to walk out after the participants"
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Jul 18, 2016 02:51
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criscodisco posted:I like Judge Judy but I don't like this she's submerged flabbergasted that sometimes people without much money do vaguely illegal things like having their car registered in their friend's name or whatever. Like, she can't move on from that point and see the big picture of the case. I understand the whole "clean hands" thing when coming to court, but it's not always that simple. Yeah those ones are bullshit though because she doesn't get to actually decide anything with her mindbrain.
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Jul 18, 2016 02:52
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hooo lordy
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Jul 18, 2016 02:54
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judge mathis was the protege of judge judy, he is my favorite because he is all about tough love. he was a bad kid but overcame it and turned his life around, and now he has a daytime small claims court show on tv
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Jul 18, 2016 02:59
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The White Dragon posted:judge mathis was the protege of judge judy, he is my favorite because he is all about tough love. he was a bad kid but overcame it and turned his life around, and now he has a daytime small claims court show on tv Nah he tries to be people's court.
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Jul 18, 2016 03:04
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Jerry springer and maury are superior to judge judy
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Gaunab posted:Jerry springer and maury are superior to judge judy tfw "i'm two thousand percent sure he's my baby daddy!" and you're like "no he loving isn't"
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Jul 18, 2016 03:08
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https://youtu.be/PO8w9sGuoYM?t=50
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Jul 18, 2016 03:22
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Maury is the loudest show on television.
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Jul 18, 2016 03:27
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judge joe brown hates HATES pit bulls. he delights in taking out his chart about how horrible pit bulls are when it's a dog bite case and 9/10 times it's a pit and the other one time its a pit mix.
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Jul 18, 2016 03:38
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The Peoples' Court with Judge Milan is the best of bunch. She actually explains interesting legal points and they seem to do more contract/business type cases than angry family members bitching at each other cases.
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Jul 18, 2016 03:38
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the best part about her is that when she really gets fired up and talks to people who think she hasn't hung in the hood her accent comes out. I watched a lot daytime court tv.
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Jul 18, 2016 03:40
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Yeah Judge Milian is the only one of the bunch I've ever learned anything about the law from.
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Jul 18, 2016 03:42
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Judge Joe is cool because he used to break out his southern gentleman long drawl and explain things like laws in a commonwealth Hot Bench is alright, you guys should give it a chance. It's amusing when some sleezeball tries to pull a fast one on the one judge from the Bronx
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Jul 18, 2016 03:48
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Is Hot Bench the one with 3 different judges all sitting crammed into one judge chair? I saw a few seconds of it when I was getting my oil changed. It seemed more am absolutely retarded idea.
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criscodisco posted:Is Hot Bench the one with 3 different judges all sitting crammed into one judge chair? I saw a few seconds of it when I was getting my oil changed. It seemed more am absolutely retarded idea. 2 of them weren't even actual judges. One of them I think argued white collar cases so she sometimes seems fluxmuxed by typical sleeze level cases that the other two instantly smell BS on. The show can get in a nice groove when it's basically 3 judges tag teaming someone they don't like Miss Sonia is working on that show now!
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Jul 18, 2016 03:56
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criscodisco posted:Yeah Judge Milian is the only one of the bunch I've ever learned anything about the law from. She used to do death penalty litigation. Much better gig now imo.
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criscodisco posted:Is Hot Bench the one with 3 different judges all sitting crammed into one judge chair? I saw a few seconds of it when I was getting my oil changed. It seemed more am absolutely retarded idea. They should actually all sit in the same chair at the same time for the whole show
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Jul 18, 2016 03:58
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Judge Judy ain't scare of no one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC4iOurQOMU Can you threaten a fake judge in a fake court?
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Jul 18, 2016 04:01
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I thought they were in the same chair, but I only saw it for literally 20 seconds. Right as it came back from commercial my car was ready. That's why it seemed so outlandish to me, like a funny Simpsons commercial or something like that. I pictured them all in the oversized chair arguing with each other over how to litigate. I assumed none were real judges, just like ombudsmen or "just gives good advice".
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Jul 18, 2016 04:04
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Could anyone other than Judge Joe or Judge Mathis pull off this case? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6pGfOXcrGCc
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Toriori posted:judge joe brown hates HATES pit bulls. he delights in taking out his chart about how horrible pit bulls are when it's a dog bite case and 9/10 times it's a pit and the other one time its a pit mix. Good. Pitbulls are loving scum
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Jul 18, 2016 04:09
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Jerry springer is just chilling while his producers book broken people on his show. He knows he won't be able to help them so he just sort of jokes around with everyone.
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I wanna see Judge Judy vs. Suck my dick you fuckman
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criscodisco posted:I like Judge Judy but I don't like this she's submerged flabbergasted that sometimes people without much money do vaguely illegal things like having their car registered in their friend's name or whatever. Like, she can't move on from that point and see the big picture of the case. I understand the whole "clean hands" thing when coming to court, but it's not always that simple. If you've ever read any of the complaints by people who've been on the show, one of the things they mention is that the contract specifically states that she's not obliged to follow the laws of anywhere in mediating the cases. It's not a court and she's utterly inconsistent about applying legal principles to the cases. You need to remember that first and foremost it's entertainment. It has nothing to do with "justice", and those appearing are willing to sell their dignity for a free holiday. Whom she is likely to berate and for what is so well known that it's pretty idiotic to go one the show if you're one of those people and expect that you won't be humiliated - the entire point of the show is for her to have people to humiliate. It's just Springer with better window dressing and less swearing.
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Lolie posted:If you've ever read any of the complaints by people who've been on the show, one of the things they mention is that the contract specifically states that she's not obliged to follow the laws of anywhere in mediating the cases. It's not a court and she's utterly inconsistent about applying legal principles to the cases. Judge Judy and the rest of the TV court shows never really pretended to be about following legal procedure, it's more about deciding what is "fair" which has nothing to do with the law. If the ruling were supposed to be based entirely on the law you'd probably see people with lawyers, which I don't think I've ever seen, to make sure the correct legal argument is put forth. In the end she almost always rules in the "right" person's favor, at least from an emotional point of view. Liars and disrespectful people don't deserve to win, even if they are acting within the confines of the law. Yeah they play up the humiliating part but what do you expect? If you want serious courtroom portrayals watch CSPAN not daytime television.
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Hot Bench is my favorite because if you're going to be terrible, then at least go all out on it.Murphy Brownback posted:it's more about deciding what is "fair" which has nothing to do with the law. In one episode of Hot Bench some girl was suing her ex landlord for 2x her security deposit, because in her state she was legally entitled to it. The Hot Bench judges gave her poo poo for it. The nerve of that woman, asking for what she was legally entitled to.
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Renegret posted:In one episode of Hot Bench some girl was suing her ex landlord for 2x her security deposit, because in her state she was legally entitled to it. The Hot Bench judges gave her poo poo for it. Again, if you want something and your argument is based on what you're legally entitled to, go to real small-claims court, not on a TV show. Think about it, if you wanted to address problems your relationship is having you'd go to a licensed therapist or something similar. If you wanted a free vacation and to get on television and don't actually care what the outcome is, you'd go to Jerry Springer/Maury. It's the same deal with the court shows.
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