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Where would you go and what would you do with it? I think it would be fun to take it to Vancouver in the winter and slide around an icy pond. If it let you go to imaginary places, I'd go to Rivendell. Anyone else thought Angela Lansbury was hot when they were a kid?
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Id take your mom to pound town
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Jul 18, 2016 05:44
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These days people just take traveling technology and dump it in an abandoned lot outside cleveland.
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Jul 18, 2016 05:49
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chain a hooker to it and go on a magical cruise through Thailand and outer space
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Jul 18, 2016 05:50
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up your butt and around the corner
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Jul 18, 2016 05:53
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Volume posted:Id take your mom to pound town
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Jul 18, 2016 06:21
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Volume posted:Id take your mom to pound town
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Jul 18, 2016 06:25
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I would maintain an erection for 4+ hours against doctors orders
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Jul 18, 2016 06:27
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I would get a goddamn rampaging army of suits of armor and pillage the countryside
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Jul 18, 2016 06:40
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naturally i would travel to Sigil, the city of doors. then i would sell the retarded thing and exchange it for a Well of Many Worlds
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Your mom when I'm having sex with her posted:Treguna, Makoidees, Trecorum, Sadis Dee!
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Jul 18, 2016 06:46
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ChrisHansen posted:I would get a goddamn rampaging army of suits of armor and pillage the countryside
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Jul 18, 2016 06:47
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gently caress now all my Warhammer models came alive
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Jul 18, 2016 06:47
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Lol bed "knobs"
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Jul 18, 2016 06:49
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Egbert Souse posted:If it let you go to imaginary places, I'd go to Rivendell. I'd head straight for the elemental plane of tits.
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Jul 18, 2016 06:53
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I would have a really fun dream where I got to sit in the stands while King Lion, King of the Animals gets to duke it out with Hitler in a boxing match set in the cartoon jungle. I bought some peanuts from a passing elephant and I spent most of the fight trying to throw them at an annoying flamingo's hat. The King of Animals won the fight, but he clearly cheated with that horseshoe. "Oh well - his Kingdom, his rules~!" My witch babysitter muttered to me and began to usher me out from the stands just as the King began tearing at the neck of his unconscious opponent with the claws on His royal hind feet. "Maybe we should get out of here..." she admitted, then she burst into applause and cheered for the King and then I saluted too and I woke up back at home!
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Jul 18, 2016 07:09
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you could travel through time back to the days of the cambrian explosion and take a huge dump in an estuary or localized niche you would alter the future based on what you had for breakfast and lunch, and also what drugs you were on that day
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Jul 18, 2016 07:18
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VendaGoat posted:I'd head straight for the elemental plane of tits. that's a long trip from the plane of poo poo!
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Jul 18, 2016 07:19
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December Octopodes posted:that's a long trip from the plane of poo poo! I'm willing to trudge through. Just imagine the comfort of a bed made of tits. My sleep number is 32I
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Jul 18, 2016 07:21
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I'm 38 and this movie owned when I was a kid. I loved it when they fought the Nazis with magic armour. It inspired me to continue to fight Nazis in video games for the rest of my life.
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Jul 18, 2016 07:28
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Use it to film a porn parody. Red-Knobs and Poop-Dicks.
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Jul 18, 2016 09:42
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i would go to omaha, nebraska
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VendaGoat posted:I'm willing to trudge through. Mine is... 69. 
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Jul 18, 2016 11:21
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Zoom around the interior of the White House. Do hard banks and make airplane noises whilst buzzing security.
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Jul 18, 2016 11:23
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mikerock posted:I'm 38 and this movie owned when I was a kid. I loved it when they fought the Nazis with magic armour. It inspired me to continue to fight Nazis in video games for the rest of my life. Same only I'm 30. I can definitely pinpoint this film as the origin of my morbid fascination with Nazis as well as my living suit of empty armor fetish and my phobia of rabbits.
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Jul 18, 2016 11:33
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I would go to Nazi occupied France or wherever it was they were. I don't know, maybe they were in England, but there was Nazis coming across a river and that smells like Europe to me.
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Jul 18, 2016 12:29
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No thanks OP, I'm only interested in the bed from Little Nemo. Flajamma Pajamma!
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DiHK posted:No thanks OP, I'm only interested in the bed from Little Nemo. That's the scepter, dammit! Also I just watched that movie last night. Creepy.
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Jul 18, 2016 13:39
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Op, I'd rather have the bed from Death Bed: The Bed That Eats.
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Jul 18, 2016 14:11
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I'd fly to Lesbos. Let the conversions begin!
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Jul 18, 2016 14:15
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keep it in theb asement and poo poo on it i guess
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Jul 18, 2016 14:24
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One time I was really high and watched this movie with my room mates and I nearly died of laughter. Thanks for reading.
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Applewhite posted:That's the scepter, dammit! Doh.... You should try it on acid. 
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Jul 18, 2016 14:49
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Two things ive had up my rear end. Bed knobs and broom sticks...and light bulbs.
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Jul 18, 2016 14:51
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Weird. I thought with a name Bedknobs and Broomsticks it would be some 70's reform school girls grindhouse film.
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Jul 18, 2016 15:30
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I'd just use it to fly to the fridge for snacks and I'd just watch tv on it. I'd also fly it to work and work from it instead of my chair.
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Jul 18, 2016 18:15
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Volume posted:Id take your mom to pound town Immediately owned the OP. Hopefully he doesn't get probated for being awesome. All I remember is that an army of armored fiends start loving poo poo up and I assume stabbing elderly poo poo heads and children in they drat faces. So I would do that and loving laugh at the army trying to shoot them with their pussy rear end non magic bullets.
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Volume posted:Id take your mom to pound town
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the great deceiver posted:i would go to omaha, nebraska Wait isn't that the plot of Interstellar?
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