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Do you give your puppy kisses like a normie or are you a horrible monster? Attached to this post you will find some puppy kisses. Thanks, Dave baby kisses. 1800's bestiality snuff film kisses. two dogs nerds like to own kisses. your moms weird lonely highschool friend kisses.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 16:57 |
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MLEM
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 16:57 |
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 16:59 |
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No dog saliva has the most allergens in it.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:01 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:No dog saliva has the most allergens in it. I'm allergic to fish and people are always like, "Yo so will you die if you eat fish?" and I'm like, "No idiot." and then they're like, "oh." ...So if a puppy licked your ankle would your tongue swell up and then you'd choke and die or would you just explode into a fine mist of blood or like just keel over immediately and poo poo your pants?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:03 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:I'm allergic to fish and people are always like, "Yo so will you die if you eat fish?" and I'm like, "No idiot." and then they're like, "oh." I'd probably get watery eyes and sneeze a lot and maybe have an asthma attack and die when I went to wash my socks.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:06 |
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I don't have any allergies and never get sick from weak rear end "office bugs" that go round. Maybe because I played with dogs lots when I was a kid and let them lick my face and stuff, OP. My friend's mum did the opposite thinking it was gross and he is one massive gluten intolerant ball of eczma and IBS. Roll around in mud and let your dog lick ur face - for healthy
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:06 |
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I haven't had a cold or a flu in years. poo poo is p sterile in the desert.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:09 |
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Puppies suck. Old dogs are where it's at.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:21 |
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to the people who think they are allergic to dogs: maybe it was he peanut butter you used to lure the dog in?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 17:49 |
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I would have sex with your moms weird lonely high school freidn
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:06 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:your moms weird lonely highschool friend kisses.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:07 |
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Thanks Dave_Indeed, I really needed this right now
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:13 |
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I let my dogs chew up my food a little before I eat it because their mouths are cleaner than ours. Hopefully all the clean slobber will trick all my missing teeth into growing back some day.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:19 |
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Nice, I like the pictures of your sisters OP.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:20 |
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I was kissing ops mums puppies last night lol lmao
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:20 |
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can we hab more puppy kisses pls?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:20 |
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psychokitty posted:can we hab more puppy kisses pls? Future single mother kisses. Bunny kisses. Squishy puppy face kisses. Interracial puppy kisses.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:29 |
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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i wish i was that bunbun right meow
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:30 |
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I wish dogs could talk because I'd love to know what it was thinking when that dolphin came out of the water. My dog Ozzie (Rip ) saw a turtle come out of a stream once and he about lost his mind with fear and just wanted to go home.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:32 |
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He was also scared shitless of birds too, though.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:33 |
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I like to get puppy kisses by putting peanut butter on my willy
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:36 |
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criscodisco posted:I wish dogs could talk because I'd love to know what it was thinking when that dolphin came out of the water. My dog Ozzie (Rip ) saw a turtle come out of a stream once and he about lost his mind with fear and just wanted to go home. My wife scared a wild rabbit out of the bushes and ended up flushing him directly towards her pomeranian/chihuahua obese monstrosity of a dog and he totally locked up and didn't do a thing about it. They both ran inside scared of a drat bunny I was like what the hell kind of a dog has sports anxiety?
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:39 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I like to get puppy kisses by putting peanut butter on my willy it's rude 2 imply ur mom is a dog
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:39 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I like to get puppy kisses by putting peanut butter on my willy I went to high school with a girl named Kibbles and Bits who got drunk and did something similar at a party.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:40 |
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social vegan posted:it's rude 2 imply ur mom is a dog
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:41 |
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criscodisco posted:He was also scared shitless of birds too, though. birbs are lame and dumb so i can see how doge would be scared of them
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:44 |
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criscodisco posted:I wish dogs could talk because I'd love to know what it was thinking when that dolphin came out of the water. My dog Ozzie (Rip ) saw a turtle come out of a stream once and he about lost his mind with fear and just wanted to go home.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:45 |
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My dog was afraid of thunder
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:49 |
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my doge was afeared of men in dark sunglasses
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:52 |
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BLACK DOGS MATTER
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:55 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:BLACK DOGS MATTER she was black how did you know? i miss her so much.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:56 |
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maybe dogs know something about turtles that we don't
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:58 |
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Luvcow posted:maybe dogs know something about turtles that we don't They're shifty little fuckers
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:58 |
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My dog was afraid of the blacks next door. We got him from a shelter, so there is a non zero chance that he was raised by white supremacists. Pobodies nerfect, I guess.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 20:59 |
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criscodisco posted:I wish dogs could talk because I'd love to know what it was thinking when that dolphin came out of the water. My dog Ozzie (Rip ) saw a turtle come out of a stream once and he about lost his mind with fear and just wanted to go home. My dog has seen way too much to be allowed to speak. He can just stay quiet and continue trying to sleep through my masturbation sessions and Screwing chubby girls. I feed him, he stays quiet. That's the deal.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:00 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:BLACK DOGS MATTER i got my friend a 'black labs matter' shirt for xmas (she has a black lab) i doubt she has worn it outside
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:14 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:My dog was afraid of thunder Growing up, my dad had to have brain surgery. He was gone for like 2 months, and when he came back his head was shaved. His dog, Fritz, who was his best friend, freaked out and would only get excited seeing my dad if my dad wore a baseball cap. So for the next 2 months or so, my dad had to wear a baseball cap around the house and while he slept, or his dog would never stop trying to attack him.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:19 |
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Puppy kisses. Puppy kisses. Puppy kisses. Hell yeah puppy get those kisses. Possible rape.
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# ? Jul 18, 2016 21:20 |
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im need that bear
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