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Puppy kisses?
Hell yeah puppy kisses
Eugh nasty.
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Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Do you give your puppy kisses like a normie or are you a horrible monster?

Attached to this post you will find some puppy kisses.

Thanks,
Dave

baby kisses.

1800's bestiality snuff film kisses.

two dogs nerds like to own kisses.

your moms weird lonely highschool friend kisses.

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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

MLEM

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord
:3: :barf:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
No dog saliva has the most allergens in it. :smith:

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

No dog saliva has the most allergens in it. :smith:

I'm allergic to fish and people are always like, "Yo so will you die if you eat fish?" and I'm like, "No idiot." and then they're like, "oh."

...So if a puppy licked your ankle would your tongue swell up and then you'd choke and die or would you just explode into a fine mist of blood or like just keel over immediately and poo poo your pants?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Dave_Indeed posted:

I'm allergic to fish and people are always like, "Yo so will you die if you eat fish?" and I'm like, "No idiot." and then they're like, "oh."

...So if a puppy licked your ankle would your tongue swell up and then you'd choke and die or would you just explode into a fine mist of blood or like just keel over immediately and poo poo your pants?

I'd probably get watery eyes and sneeze a lot and maybe have an asthma attack and die when I went to wash my socks. :shrug:

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

I don't have any allergies and never get sick from weak rear end "office bugs" that go round. Maybe because I played with dogs lots when I was a kid and let them lick my face and stuff, OP.

My friend's mum did the opposite thinking it was gross and he is one massive gluten intolerant ball of eczma and IBS.

Roll around in mud and let your dog lick ur face - for healthy

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I haven't had a cold or a flu in years. poo poo is p sterile in the desert.

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Puppies suck. Old dogs are where it's at.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
to the people who think they are allergic to dogs: maybe it was he peanut butter you used to lure the dog in?

naem
May 29, 2011

I would have sex with your moms weird lonely high school freidn

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Dave_Indeed posted:

your moms weird lonely highschool friend kisses.
It's good that you're friends with your mom OP.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Thanks Dave_Indeed, I really needed this right now

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I let my dogs chew up my food a little before I eat it because their mouths are cleaner than ours. Hopefully all the clean slobber will trick all my missing teeth into growing back some day.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Nice, I like the pictures of your sisters OP.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I was kissing ops mums puppies last night lol lmao

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

can we hab more puppy kisses pls?

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

psychokitty posted:

can we hab more puppy kisses pls?

Future single mother kisses.


Bunny kisses.


Squishy puppy face kisses.


Interracial puppy kisses.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

i wish i was that bunbun right meow

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I wish dogs could talk because I'd love to know what it was thinking when that dolphin came out of the water. My dog Ozzie (Rip :() saw a turtle come out of a stream once and he about lost his mind with fear and just wanted to go home.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
He was also scared shitless of birds too, though.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I like to get puppy kisses by putting peanut butter on my willy

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

criscodisco posted:

I wish dogs could talk because I'd love to know what it was thinking when that dolphin came out of the water. My dog Ozzie (Rip :() saw a turtle come out of a stream once and he about lost his mind with fear and just wanted to go home.

My wife scared a wild rabbit out of the bushes and ended up flushing him directly towards her pomeranian/chihuahua obese monstrosity of a dog and he totally locked up and didn't do a thing about it. They both ran inside scared of a drat bunny I was like what the hell kind of a dog has sports anxiety?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Hector Beerlioz posted:

I like to get puppy kisses by putting peanut butter on my willy

it's rude 2 imply ur mom is a dog

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I like to get puppy kisses by putting peanut butter on my willy

I went to high school with a girl named Kibbles and Bits who got drunk and did something similar at a party.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

social vegan posted:

it's rude 2 imply ur mom is a dog

:whitewater:

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

criscodisco posted:

He was also scared shitless of birds too, though.

birbs are lame and dumb so i can see how doge would be scared of them

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

criscodisco posted:

I wish dogs could talk because I'd love to know what it was thinking when that dolphin came out of the water. My dog Ozzie (Rip :() saw a turtle come out of a stream once and he about lost his mind with fear and just wanted to go home.
There are a lot of dogs that will freak out with eyes and tongues popping out cartoon style when they see turtles (which are usually just sitting there doing nothing or trotting along slowly). It's pretty funny.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
My dog was afraid of thunder

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

my doge was afeared of men in dark sunglasses

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
BLACK DOGS MATTER

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

gary oldmans diary posted:

BLACK DOGS MATTER

she was black how did you know? i miss her so much. :cry:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
maybe dogs know something about turtles that we don't

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Luvcow posted:

maybe dogs know something about turtles that we don't

They're shifty little fuckers

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
My dog was afraid of the blacks next door.

We got him from a shelter, so there is a non zero chance that he was raised by white supremacists.

Pobodies nerfect, I guess.

Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE

criscodisco posted:

I wish dogs could talk because I'd love to know what it was thinking when that dolphin came out of the water. My dog Ozzie (Rip :() saw a turtle come out of a stream once and he about lost his mind with fear and just wanted to go home.

My dog has seen way too much to be allowed to speak. He can just stay quiet and continue trying to sleep through my masturbation sessions and Screwing chubby girls. I feed him, he stays quiet. That's the deal.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

gary oldmans diary posted:

BLACK DOGS MATTER

i got my friend a 'black labs matter' shirt for xmas (she has a black lab)

i doubt she has worn it outside

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Hector Beerlioz posted:

My dog was afraid of thunder

Growing up, my dad had to have brain surgery. He was gone for like 2 months, and when he came back his head was shaved. His dog, Fritz, who was his best friend, freaked out and would only get excited seeing my dad if my dad wore a baseball cap. So for the next 2 months or so, my dad had to wear a baseball cap around the house and while he slept, or his dog would never stop trying to attack him.

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Puppy kisses.



Puppy kisses.



Puppy kisses.



Hell yeah puppy get those kisses.



Possible rape.

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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


im need that bear

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