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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
The clean shaven look is cool and all but I think it's time to let the grass grow as long as it's maintained.




I like it when your mom lets her lady bush grow.

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City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
i like a good full bush, it's aristocratic

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
the guac man falleth

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

At least with University-town millennials, bush is back.

I couldn't be happier.

FrankeeFrankFrank
Apr 21, 2005

Say word son.
Some people may find bush aesthetically pleasing... and I say they are superficial morons... loving pussy merely for the way it looks.

I say pussy is much more than skin deep.

Appreciate pussy for its depth and soul and the way it makes your dick feel good... not just the eye candy some of you take for granted.

Pussies have feelings too you know...

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I reckon men should just have to pick pubes out from between their teeth. :clint:

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JToOxt_ltuI&t=11s

A BARBARA BOOSH

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I like that song backpacker bush

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I hooked up with some Russian ten years ago who was au naturale. Consequently would not recommend any of you repeat that experience; it was one hairy situation.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

in my bants

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I would rather have another bush presidency than see bush make a comeback

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

remeber the band? bush???

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

various cheeses posted:

I would rather have another bush presidency than see bush make a comeback
jeb bush is a waste

I AM THE TOILET
Jul 11, 2016
it'd be p. funny if at the rnc they just came out and said "we're not loving nominating trump. here's jeb, please go vote for him"

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The Egyptians had it right. Men and women both shaved off their hair for that sleek sexy look.

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
overgrown bush with thigh hair in a bikini looks like a tarantula is munching on her giner

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Porn stars are increasingly sporting the well-maintained rectangular patch look these days, I guess the market has spoken and the greatest number of people are ok with that

I personally lament that the days of smooth clean hairless crotches being standard among young liberated women are coming to a close, but not everyone is me :(

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

shave your pubes into the Quake symbol

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I'm in favor of bush, but only well-groomed and meticulously maintained while being shaped into an artistic piece.

Like, I want a girl to slide off her panties blammo, pubic topiary or a dolphin leaping over a crescent moon or an elephant balancing on a ball.

Like, just LOL if you ladies think you can get anywhere with me without packing a hair sculpture worthy of Versailles.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Cthulu Carl posted:

Like, I want a girl to slide off her panties blammo, pubic topiary or a dolphin leaping over a crescent moon or an elephant balancing on a ball.

Inshallah, her panties come down and her pubes are shaved into a perfect star and crescent. Allahu akbar.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
TAKE A LOOK AROUND!

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
HAHA no thats boston

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
Hell yea baby, I'm real adventurous, let me get my safari hat...

*hacks away at 5 feet of pubic overgrowth with a machete*

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

loquacius posted:

Inshallah, her panties come down and her pubes are shaved into a perfect star and crescent. Allahu akbar.

This is acceptable too, for I am a Man of the World and open to going downtown to Chinatown on women of many cultures.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

down n out posted:

Hell yea baby, I'm real adventurous, let me get my safari hat...

*hacks away at 5 feet of pubic overgrowth with a machete*

There once was a queen of Bulgaria
Whose pussy grew hairiah and hairiah
'Til a prince of Peru
Who came down for a screw
Had to hunt for her oval office with a terriah

Cthulu Carl posted:

This is acceptable too, for I am a Man of the World and open to going downtown to Chinatown on women of many cultures.

I am sincerely and unironically in favor of women shaving their pubes into their holy symbol of choice. Conversation piece if nothing else.

Or, like, really new-agey types can shave it into a yin-yang or something

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
i got a bunch of 1960's Playboys at a garage sale and now I'm into bush-rich women that have big hair and no tats or piercings

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

City of Tampa posted:

i got a bunch of 1960's Playboys at a garage sale and now I'm into bush-rich women that have big hair and no tats or piercings

Also torpedo tits

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

numberoneposter posted:

remeber the band? bush???

gavin whatshisface is very sexy but has terribad taste in women

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I hope never because I don't like getting hair in my mouth.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Just LOL if you're such a pissbaby you get squicked out by some hair.

Get a bushy girl and you can floss while you take care of business. Your dentist will thank you.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

That Is Not How Flossing Works

www
Aug 4, 2010

bush is a war criminal

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I'm not a fan of institutional misogyny, but I'm glad that the completely shaved look never made its way to men. A guy with shaved junk just looks disturbing. It's like "whoa look at the balls on that 10 year old!"

I tried it once on a whim like 20 years ago, and it's itchy as gently caress.

Edit: also nothing looks better than a guy with a thick, healthy wad of pubes.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



criscodisco posted:

I'm not a fan of institutional misogyny, but I'm glad that the completely shaved look never made its way to men. A guy with shaved junk just looks disturbing. It's like "whoa look at the balls on that 10 year old!"

I tried it once on a whim like 20 years ago, and it's itchy as gently caress.

Edit: also nothing looks better than a guy with a thick, healthy wad of pubes.

It's actually gaining more traction lately. I always keep it close cropped down there, personally, and honestly wouldn't have a problem getting rid of it completely if a chick was into that.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I dunno about anyone else but I have enough hair on my chest, stomach, and legs that if I shaved my crotch it would look completely loving absurd

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Cthulu Carl posted:

Also torpedo tits

hell yeah big torpedo tits with puffy nips

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I shaved my once when I had stubborn jock itch and had to use an ointment instead of spray and holy poo poo even with a super close shave and antifungal serving as lubrication that was awful and lovely and itchy. And good god if I popped wood.

I'll trim sure, but I shave for no one.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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NAIR EVERYTHING

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
talkin bout my crotch in gbs today

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criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

loquacius posted:

I dunno about anyone else but I have enough hair on my chest, stomach, and legs that if I shaved my crotch it would look completely loving absurd

I've seen it a lot and it does look absurd, like just their donger is going through chemo.

I've also seen guys who shave their chests, stomachs and crotches, but then forget the big patch of hair right above their rear end. It's like when guys shave their heads but forget about the back of their necks.

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