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WarLocke
Jun 6, 2004

You are being watched. :allears:

galagazombie posted:

No one who makes this argument has ever seen the episode where Barclay fights worm monsters in the Transporter because that episode showed you remain conscious and intact when transporting, you just hang out in some limbo and can even get trapped there by the aforementioned worm monsters, Wait, that actually makes Transporters even more horrifying honestly.

Nah that was just Barclay's latest transporter clone tripping out as the matter stream reintegrated him

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Robot Style
Jul 5, 2009

galagazombie posted:

you remain conscious and intact when transporting, you just hang out in some limbo and can even get trapped there by the aforementioned worm monsters, Wait, that actually makes Transporters even more horrifying honestly.
Scotty spent 75 years fighting worm monsters after crashing into a dyson sphere. No wonder he's pissed there's no booze.

Mortanis
Dec 28, 2005

It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
College Slice
Plus Kirk and Co keep talking throughout a beam up in Star Trek IV.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
And in VI, I believe.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
And II.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




And I. You know, if screaming counts. :gibs:

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

loving Transporters. I mean, do they not have a Wiki in the future for transporter accidents?

We have;

Transporter experiments leaving dudes in limbo for decades (enterprise)
Beaming a dude up during a windstorm and having leaves integrated into his body (enterprise)
Rocks fusing themselves into the walls of the transporter booth (Enterprise)
Evil mirror universe kirk/dog (TOS)
Out-of-phase Kirk (TOS)
Melty people (TMP)
Out of phase Geordi and Ro Laren (TNG)
Splitting 1 person into 2 people (Thomas/Will Riker, TNG)
De-Aging (TNG)
loving Time Travel! (DS9)
Being turned into a loving computer program! (DS9)
loving TUVIX (VOY)

Jesus. I think I see McCoy's point.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Who in enterprise was left in limbo for decades? Scotty was but that was TNG.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Doc Emerson's son.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

MA-Horus posted:

loving Transporters. I mean, do they not have a Wiki in the future for transporter accidents?

We have;

Transporter experiments leaving dudes in limbo for decades (enterprise)
Beaming a dude up during a windstorm and having leaves integrated into his body (enterprise)
Rocks fusing themselves into the walls of the transporter booth (Enterprise)
Evil mirror universe kirk/dog (TOS)
Out-of-phase Kirk (TOS)
Melty people (TMP)
Out of phase Geordi and Ro Laren (TNG)
Splitting 1 person into 2 people (Thomas/Will Riker, TNG)
De-Aging (TNG)
loving Time Travel! (DS9)
Being turned into a loving computer program! (DS9)
loving TUVIX (VOY)

Jesus. I think I see McCoy's point.

Kirk was split into two people, Riker was duplicated.

Subyng
May 4, 2013

WarLocke posted:

Because if you could do this there'd be no tension because as soon as hostilities started each ship would beam the crew off the other ship and into space.

Or just beam out a chunk of the warp engine and watch the explosion.

Shields block transporters because transporters are horrifying if you actually think about them.

Relevant Click

The way transporters are depicted in Trek makes no sense and leads to all kinds of "why didn't they just use the transporter" scenarios. It only really makes sense if you are transporting from one pad to another; you need a transmitter and a receiver.

Then you can save site-to-site transporting for those instances where you need to show how an alien has more advanced tech

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Also yeah, that wasn't mirror universe kirk. He was split into his positive and negative self or however they explained it. Both were one side of Kirk's personality.

The Golden Gael
Nov 12, 2011

I think I read somewhere you can beam a baby out of the womb but it'll kill the mother? But like 100 years later they fix that problem.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Cojawfee posted:

Also yeah, that wasn't mirror universe kirk. He was split into his positive and negative self or however they explained it. Both were one side of Kirk's personality.

However, the Mirror Universe was ALSO reached via transporter.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


I know DS9 went a little into the press, but I would love to see tabloid news from the Star Trek universe, assuming all the random adventures that happen aren't classified. There must be whole cults worshipping the Q and so on.

Isometric Bacon
Jul 24, 2004

Let's get naked!
Just sat through the Motion Picture and after sitting through the long, deliberate fetishisation shots of the Enterprise it reminded me of something that really bothered me about Beyond.

No one seemed particularly upset at the fact the Enterprise was completely and utterly destroyed, let alone the many red shirts alongside her (I suppose that latter part is as per normal). I don't recall Scotty even minding much at all, who the first time we see post Enterprise destruction is joking around. Well into the movie, Kirk does push on a bit about saving the crew, but generally does not seem to acknowledge that he's practically lost half of them already. It's been years since I've seen Star Trek 3, so I can't remember how it was dealt with there, but I thought they'd be pissed.

It feels like they were all aware they would just get another one and continue as if nothing happened.

I generally enjoyed the movie, but that point felt particularly off to me, given what we've come to associate with this those characters and this franchise.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
In III Kirk is literally like "My God what have I done." With a thousand yard stare as we see its remain come down. McCoy tells him he just did what he did best by turning their imminent death into a fighting chance to live again. The Enterprise even just having to crash land in Generations is like a huge deal, and at the end of Trek 4 them getting a new Enterprise is like super awe inspiring to them.

I haven't seen Beyond (or even Into Darkness) yet but the ship not being hyper feitishized as their home, life and reason to exist is really unusual for Star Trek in general. And you see that in tons of sci-fi even today even in video games. So it not being in Beyond would definitely stand out to me too.

Mortanis
Dec 28, 2005

It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
College Slice
The burning corpse of Enterprise hitting atmo on the Genesis planet was in the commercials for the movie. Star Trek III is the first movie I can remember seeing in theater, and even having it spoiled and even being such a young age it was just shock.

ST3 is the weakest of the original movies in my book, but that sequence and Kirk's questioning still really gets me. It's weird because I grew up with TNG as my main Trek and it was my favorite show at the time, but in Generations the destruction of the ship was more of a "oh, wow", while the death of the original Enterprise feels solemn and depressing at its passing.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
It would be nice if it were illegal to spoil huge moments of a movie in trailer.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Cojawfee posted:

It would be nice if it were illegal to spoil huge moments of a movie in trailer.

Remember when Gandalf was in the trailers for the LotR:Two Towers?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Cojawfee posted:

It would be nice if it were illegal to spoil huge moments of a movie in trailer.

Roddenberry was pissed after he read the script and learned that the Enterprise was getting blown up, so he leaked it to the fanzines. (Just as he did with Spock's death, which is why Meyer put it into the Kobayashi Maru bit at the beginning of II, as a fake-out.) Since Star Trek was never a huge moneymaker, Paramount decided to put the destruction in the commercials for III just to try to draw in new eyes.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
So glad I never saw a trailer for III, because the whole sequence from Kirk starting the self-destruct to the Enterprise burning up had me start out going "No, wait, they can't blow up the Enterprise" through sheer stunned disbelief as they actually did to "holy poo poo, that hit me as hard as when Spock died."

The Golden Gael
Nov 12, 2011

You know, for all the flak Star Trek 2009 gets it sure isn't that far off from 1991's abandoned "Star Trek: The First Adventure" (what a god awful title):

quote:

"In outline form, it was the story of Kirk and Spock meeting for the first time as cadets here on Earth. We've got a young Jim Kirk, who's kind of cocky and wild. He's not exactly what you might think starship captain material might be. He's like one of these kids who would rather fly hot planes and chase girls. Spock is this brilliant, arrogant, aloof to the point of obnoxiousness, genius. It's this mask he's hiding behind to cover his own conflicting Human emotions. He's an outcast, he left Vulcan in shame against his father's wishes and, like all adolescents, he's trying to find a place to fit in, but he keeps screwing it up."
Really in makes sense for Kirk to be a horny shithead in the beginning. There's plenty of guys at my university who are as overt as him. It's also fitting that Spock is such a prick in that movie since he's trying to fit in as the model Starfleet officer to make up for his feelings of inferiority. I can almost picture him as the kid from the rich family who goes around preaching about how lovely of a human being everyone else is because they don't follow every single cause. The ironic thing is that they wanted a prequel to save money on the main actor's increasingly high salaries, whereas I think Pine made more than Shatner did for all six movies.

Space Hamlet
Aug 24, 2009

not listening
not listening
We rewatched Star Trek III tonight! It was fun. All three of the nuTrek movies are better

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Neo Rasa posted:

In III Kirk is literally like "My God what have I done." With a thousand yard stare as we see its remain come down. McCoy tells him he just did what he did best by turning their imminent death into a fighting chance to live again. The Enterprise even just having to crash land in Generations is like a huge deal, and at the end of Trek 4 them getting a new Enterprise is like super awe inspiring to them.

The event itself in Beyond is treated hugely - hell, the death throes of the ship go on for about 20 minutes as it's torn to shreds piece by piece, and the final part of the saucer crashing on Altima is epic tragic music and all - but they kinda move on fairly quickly.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




If I were to have one criticism of Beyond, it's that it's a bit rushed. I wish there was a bit more downtime in there for moments like that.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Cojawfee posted:

It would be nice if it were illegal to spoil huge moments of a movie in trailer.

- James Cameron, 1991

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Movie companies don't give a poo poo if you enjoy the movie, as long as you bought the ticket.

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

ElectricSheep posted:

- James Cameron, 1991

People say this but everyone one earth knew Arnold was the good guy this time even way before any trailers were out.

Mortanis
Dec 28, 2005

It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight.
College Slice
Yeah, it was spoiled for me on a news stand magazine before the main trailer had come out. The only trailer I'd seen at that point was a teaser on the VHS of Total Recall.

This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgV7-MJwUBw

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Terminator 2 was built on three levels of marketing: announce the movie, then reveal there are two Terminators, and in the month prior to the movie's release, put out a trailer that unequivocally states Arnold is playing a good guy Terminator. But the key is that nothing about Cyberdyne or Miles Dyson or most of the actual plot or characterization is in the trailers - the twist that the first movie "stopping" the future only causes it to metamorphose into a different vector of occurrence, revealing that the Connors aren't just fighting machines, but rather fate itself now, is entirely covered up. Watching the trailer just makes it look like a giant chase film much in the vein of the first one, down to even seeming to have a strong horror tinge with the T-1000 melting through/into/from things and shoving sharp objects through doors and windows.

They gave away Arnold being a good guy since Arnold was essentially a children's hero at this point and was like America's favorite movie star, period. It was a given based on where his career was.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
My kid was 8 or 9 when we introduced him to the Terminator movies last year, and somehow he'd already been spoiled and knew the twist in the second one.

Xibanya
Sep 17, 2012




Clever Betty
I like the moment in III when Kirk stumbles backward when learning David was killed. Apparently it was totally accidental but it really helps sell the emotional weight of that scene.

The overarching theme of the trek films from II to VI is living with consequences after the carefree adventures and while they have issues, taken as a whole I'm quite fond of them.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Xibanya posted:

I like the moment in III when Kirk stumbles backward when learning David was killed. Apparently it was totally accidental

The fall during rehearsals was accidental. The fall in the actual take used in the film was planned.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Yeah, the camera movement there is way too on-target to be an accident during a take.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Yeah, the camera movement there is way too on-target to be an accident during a take.

Also, Shatner braces himself before he trips. He really telegraphs it. As originally planned, Kirk was to fall backwards into his chair, Nimoy's idea being that it was his one place of refuge. During rehearsal, Shatner forgot about the step between the floor and the elevated deck the chair was on, and did a swan dive with a half-gainer. Nimoy loved it and said that's how they should shoot it.

I'm not sure how the "it was totally accidental" thing became such a widely accepted urban legend, considering Shatner himself -- who's no stranger to stretching the truth -- cops to it in one of his books.

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

LesterGroans posted:

I thought you were agreeing with the Beyond/Who comparison.

The argument was that Beyond wasn't like Who because it has in-universe explanations for what happens.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.

Taear posted:

The argument was that Beyond wasn't like Who because it has in-universe explanations for what happens.

Yeah. I know.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Timby posted:

Also, Shatner braces himself before he trips. He really telegraphs it. As originally planned, Kirk was to fall backwards into his chair, Nimoy's idea being that it was his one place of refuge. During rehearsal, Shatner forgot about the step between the floor and the elevated deck the chair was on, and did a swan dive with a half-gainer. Nimoy loved it and said that's how they should shoot it.

I'm not sure how the "it was totally accidental" thing became such a widely accepted urban legend, considering Shatner himself -- who's no stranger to stretching the truth -- cops to it in one of his books.

It's such a good scene though. When people say that Shatner can't act, I point to THAT scene, and the Starship Porn from TMP, when you can see the reflection of the Enterprise in the window and there's more emotion on his face in that ONE goddamn scene than in all of Nemesis. Except for Troi crying.

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The Golden Gael
Nov 12, 2011

So apparently both Chris Pine and the two guys who are supposedly writing the fourth of these have expressed interest in an old fashioned beam-down-to-the-planet-and-see-what's-going-on. These are the guys who were originally writing Star Trek 3 before it became Beyond, and they said there may not even been a villain. Does anyone think the studio would allow it?

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