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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Spoilers for NXT

NXT sucks.

lets put a positive spin on this since negativity is a bad thing


'nxt has the potential to be better than it currently is, and hopefully they take steps to actuate that potential'

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
if these odds are true not only will the NXT tag champ match be better than the entire Survivor Series card but so will the other nxt tag match

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
if i had a dime for every time a site had wrestling odds wrong id have........




5DIMES

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Chris James 2 posted:

Neville/Zayn is still imo contending for the greatest feud, and the greatest match, NXT has ever seen

Which makes their current nothing going on even more saddening

also the best after-match even though that had nothing to do with neville, its what set it all up for that moment

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
2 1/2Stardust

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i think im the only person who thinks Bad Luck Fale is an extremely cool name without a single drop of irony

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Nah, it's great

i mistook a swath of seriousness for irony then

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Sugar Blaster posted:

actually this sounds terrible and the only way a raw gm could possibly be interesting at this point is if they repeatedly tell stephanie to go gently caress herself while walking around in one of those bulletproof pope bubbles so she can't reflexively slap the poo poo out of them without shattering every one of her stupid fingers in the process.

nah sycophant kurt angle is better

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

DJExile posted:

unless you're a woman in the wrestling industry

or anything but white as Russo's left rear end cheek

would you rather have russo in a job that mattered

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Midnightghoul posted:

Found smart money on it, nevermind

-1200 Raubahn wins ATGBR
-800 Evil Emma and Summer Rae redebut as Miqo'te sisters
-500 Sheamus announces new Hildibrand gimmick
-400 Nanamo Ul Namo announced as new Raw GM
+200 Lallafel harem themed HHH entrance
+600 Roman Reigns turns heel, merges Roman Empire and Garlean Empire
+1200 Goldberg gets to at least Greased Lightning III in his match

summer rae strikes me more of a Garuda

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

long-rear end nips Diane posted:

Cesaro is obviously Hildibrand

actually i think you want sheamus

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Super No Vacancy posted:

curtis axel is bad and giving him even that non-win was too much

hmmm no hes good

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

El Gallinero Gros posted:

This isn't confusing, he's solid in the ring, just has no discernable character. Lots of guys on the roster have that issue.

he has had more character than others

1) chains are off
2) ready to ride
2.5) yee

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
also rybaxel was exceedingly good

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
oh boy

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

super macho dude posted:

Bray spears Randy into a room which is entirely devoted to Bray's collection of anime vinyl statues.

follow....the figmas

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
roman isnt booking himself what do you want him to do, say sorry vince i should be midcard i quit. freakin lol, idiot

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

VJeff posted:

Lou Gherig took himself out of the game, if Roman were truly the Big Dog he claims to be, he would do the same. :colbert:

chris benoit took himself out of the game too and look what people say about him

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
investors also thought Donald trump shoot bought wwe

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
all roman talk belongs in the spoiler thread b/c nothing spoils wrestling more than roman reigns

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

thats clearly 7 men

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Rhonne posted:

The Bollywood Boys have become a two headed mutant?

some sort of small siamese child

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

abraham linksys posted:

don't worry, I'm sure he'll drop the belt to Jinder in an angle that definitely won't be uncomfortably jingoistic

dont bingo the jingo

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Feels Villeneuve posted:

When I see a match where Joe, Bray, Seth and Finn all get buried for the Big Dog, all I can think is "did I get hired as WWE head booker without realizing it"

joe and seth are the favorites going into the match how are they being buried for roman?????????

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
more like Joque11

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
if rovert ever gets prob'd again this forum is f***ing bullshit

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
they gave her a little wheel

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Skinty McEdger posted:

Alexa Bliss was apparently marking out in the front row for Kairi.

hot

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
nvm read that wrong

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
imagine if that bullplop was true and they banned that elbow for whatever heap bayley does

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
cant believe theyre pushing shayna so hard to try and get ronda to do wwe

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
im fine w/ shayna winning to get ronda AS LONG AS it gets us rusev beating up travis browne somehow

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

i am shocked, confused, and appalled that Shayna is wrestling with the four horsewomen looking on, and am -really mad- that ronda is going to pee on the women's championship before throwing it in the trash can to kick off summerslam and lead to a survivor series match between both sets of horsewomen. i hate them using shayna's very public past and famous associations to get her to look like a big deal to anyone not paying attention to the indies, too.

:agreed:

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
rovert would stomp a hole in bix

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
rovert is like a million billion times cooler than helwani tho

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
hey ryback heres a secret for you: you suck and are bad and curtis axel still has a job so thats what you get for turning your back on friendship

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
actually sorry i said that was a secret and what i meant was obvious common knowledge known to all who have met you, idiot

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
asukas a force of nature and i cant wait for her to wreck up emma and alexa

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Platypus Farm posted:

I want them to harken back to the Good Old Days and find a midget who looks exactly like a miniature braun strowman and then have him demolish the cruiserweight division.

just up the pitch of the BRAAAAUN stinger a lil and we're golden

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