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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
You can either let the horse lead you to the great unknown, as far as you understand it.

or

You can lead the horse to water, but the motherfucker may never drink, even just to spite your rear end.


Pick one...

You only get one.

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
Does this horse conform to known horses?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

spite my rear end, OP

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

>eat horse for sustenance

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


go left

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
What is the name of the horse?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Centripetal Horse posted:

Does this horse conform to known horses?

Your set of known horses or all sets of known horses throughout human history?



Mongo likes candy

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

amityville anus posted:

What is the name of the horse?

speedboat

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



VendaGoat posted:

Your set of known horses or all sets of known horses throughout human history?


Mongo likes candy

I know it wasn't a stated option, but it was the first thing that came to mind in relation to your question.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

hth posted:

speedboat

Ill take speedboat to the desert but i wont have a name.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

amityville anus posted:

Ill take speedboat to the desert but i wont have a name.

Your horse has no name.

But it feels good to be out of the rain.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

Your horse has no name.

But it feels good to be out of the rain.

Its very explicit its the singer who has no name. The horse is named Speedboat.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

amityville anus posted:

Its very explicit its the singer who has no name. The horse is named Speedboat.

Yah, but in the desert, no one remembers your name.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

VendaGoat posted:

Yah, but in the desert, no one remembers your name.

Speedboat is friends with an elephant named Babar

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

VendaGoat posted:

Your set of known horses or all sets of known horses throughout human history?
For this purpose, the set of known horses consists of all extant horse types described or acknowledged by modern taxonomy, plus any horses that died because they thought of ants.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i give the horse a sugar cube

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Enfield posted:

i give the horse a sugar cube

The horse is a diabetic.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

The horse is a diabetic.

Type I or type II?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Being a goon I choose the latter, then continually beat the poo poo out of the horse once it has died of dehydration.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Nathilus posted:

Being a goon I choose the latter, then continually beat the poo poo out of the horse once it has died of dehydration.

Yes.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

never wear a condom imho

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

The horse is a diabetic.

Cop killer!

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

never wear a condom imho

words to live by.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Yeah, exactly.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Wild horse. :clint:

Commoners
Apr 25, 2007

Sometimes you reach a stalemate. Sometimes you get magic horses.
Don't ride the white horse.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


VendaGoat posted:

You can either let the horse lead you to the great unknown, as far as you understand it.

or

You can lead the horse to water, but the motherfucker may never drink, even just to spite your rear end.


Pick one...

You only get one.

I would like to pick option 1 and let your mom lead be to the great unknowns I have not encountered.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm surprised there hasn't been a Mr. Hands reference yet.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I'm surprised there hasn't been a Mr. Hands reference yet.

don't worry bruh I got you:


HEY OP HOW BOUT YOU BANG A HORSE UNTIL YOU DIE LIKE IN EARLY VIRAL VIDEO MR HANDS, HUH?!!?? WHAT NOW BITCH

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
LETS LEMONPARTY

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
BITCH

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



:hfive:

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
my mate once showed me a video on his computer that had a man getting hosed in the rear end by a horse

my mate told me the man died

hmm makes you think

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
*looks down at hands*




whoa

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Jeff Sichoe posted:

my mate once showed me a video on his computer that had a man getting hosed in the rear end by a horse

my mate told me the man died

hmm makes you think

Hopefully your roommate was able to walk you through what not to do.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
i didn't say i lived with him jeez

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

There ought to be a law against suicide by horse!

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
Does the horse have wise and worldly gaze?

Would you describe the horse as majestic or stoic?

Does the horses mane make me feel confident and ready to challenge the day when I run my hand through it?

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

symbolic posted:

>eat horse for sustenance

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