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Is this possible, are there any goon doctors help please someone have sex with me?? mods?
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right on 
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Jul 21, 2016 20:16
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op reveals he never has sex in least surprising thread ever. my god this is epic
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Jul 21, 2016 20:16
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So you don't work from home?
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Jul 21, 2016 20:16
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Hell Yeah posted:op reveals he never has sex in least surprising thread ever. my god this is epic i had sex
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Jul 21, 2016 20:16
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Drunk & Ugly posted:Is this possible, are there any goon doctors You will not enjoy this!! Blaaaagghhboblblblblubbalubbalubba blubba blubba lubba. ^this is me fuckin^
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Jul 21, 2016 20:22
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Dave_Indeed posted:You will not enjoy this!! youre the laundry masturbation guy right
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Jul 21, 2016 20:23
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having sex while having a panic attack is a real trip you should try it some time 
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Jul 21, 2016 20:24
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my girlfriend is way more horny than me and pretty slutty so sometimes when I'm not in the mood for sex she'll blows me until I come on her face just so she gets some action hope that helps op Son of Rodney fucked around with this message at 20:29 on Jul 21, 2016 |
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Jul 21, 2016 20:25
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Drunk & Ugly posted:youre the laundry masturbation guy right Yeah I learned the technique from my moms cat.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:26
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ok
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Jul 21, 2016 20:26
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Jose posted:ok Great post Jose you really swung for the fences there. Its like someone microwaved a fat sack of poo poo and it learned how to type. Jesus christ. My eyes are clogged with poo poo from reading your dumb words. Unless you are being ironic, which makes it "ok".
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Jul 21, 2016 20:38
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Wasted boners. 
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Jul 21, 2016 20:41
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Son of Rodney posted:my girlfriend is way more horny than me and pretty slutty so sometimes when I'm not in the mood for sex she'll blows me until I come on her face just so she gets some action Looking forward to the E/N thread of the future where you meltdown after discovering she's been having guys run trains on her while you're at work.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:43
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I have panic attacks thinking about people finding my toe nail collection.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:43
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Son of Rodney posted:my girlfriend is way more horny than me and pretty slutty so sometimes when I'm not in the mood for sex she'll blows me until I come on her face just so she gets some action nice
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Jul 21, 2016 20:45
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im mastrbanate
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Jul 21, 2016 20:46
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RedMage129 posted:Looking forward to the E/N thread of the future where you meltdown after discovering she's been having guys run trains on her while you're at work. true story once there was a swede that wanted me to put my whole fist in her vag im happy that relationship ended. it made me feel sad
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Jul 21, 2016 20:47
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Go suck a dick OP.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:47
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Drunk & Ugly posted:true story once there was a swede that wanted me to put my whole fist in her vag what're you saying, that i got small fists bitch?
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Jul 21, 2016 20:48
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Go suck a dick OP. give me a dick to suck coward
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Jul 21, 2016 20:48
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Dave_Indeed posted:Great post Jose you really swung for the fences there. Its like someone microwaved a fat sack of poo poo and it learned how to type. Jesus christ. My eyes are clogged with poo poo from reading your dumb words. i was saying ok, i'll have sex with the op
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Jul 21, 2016 20:48
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RedMage129 posted:Looking forward to the E/N thread of the future where you meltdown after discovering she's been having guys run trains on her while you're at work.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:49
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Those are wet dreams, OP. It's natural for your body to release during sleep if you are a sexless goon.
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Jul 21, 2016 20:54
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Jul 21, 2016 20:55
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What if the panic attacks are causing your lack of sex, op?
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Jul 21, 2016 20:55
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im having pacman attacks
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Jul 21, 2016 20:57
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Doc Friday posted:What if the panic attacks are causing your lack of sex, op? its a vicious cycle, doctor
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Jul 21, 2016 20:59
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hmmm p good idea brb
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Jul 21, 2016 21:00
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Everybody is telling him how to get some sex; nobody is helping OP with his anxiety. Hold your breath OP. The c02 is what keeps your limbs from going numb. You need more of it and less oxygen you dummy.
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Jul 21, 2016 21:01
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Go suck a dick OP. Dick sucking is one of life's greatest pleasures, and one where both participants benefit. Shakespeare would say that blowjobs are twice blessed; they blesseth he who gives and he who receives. But I've always believed it's better to give than to receive. I'm jonesing for some johnson right now.
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Jul 21, 2016 21:03
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Parallax Scroll posted:im having pacman attacks
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Jul 21, 2016 21:07
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Whenever I post on craigslist I always get a bunch of horny gay guys and no chicks and im always like "sorry dudes I don't swing that way." I wish
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Jul 21, 2016 21:09
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RedMage129 posted:Looking forward to the E/N thread of the future where you meltdown after discovering she's been having guys run trains on her while you're at work. actually she's the one working all day since I'm at home with two broken legs that I broke while falling in a pit 
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Jul 21, 2016 21:12
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reignofevil posted:Whenever I post on craigslist I always get a bunch of horny gay guys and no chicks and im always like "sorry dudes I don't swing that way." have the gay sex coward
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Jul 21, 2016 21:16
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everyone look at this coward not playing with penii
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Jul 21, 2016 21:18
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Dave_Indeed posted:Great post Jose you really swung for the fences there. Its like someone microwaved a fat sack of poo poo and it learned how to type. Jesus christ. My eyes are clogged with poo poo from reading your dumb words. ok
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Jul 21, 2016 21:19
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Son of Rodney posted:actually she's the one working all day since I'm at home with two broken legs that I broke while falling in a pit gotta get me some of the sarlaac strange you've heard of fisting - but have you tried 'legging'?
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Jul 21, 2016 21:20
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foot loving a pussy is old hat
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Jul 21, 2016 21:21
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ill throw it in you OP
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