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Having been diagnosed with the gooniest of afflictions, a pilonidal cyst, my doctor recommended I apply moist heat to the area. His recommendation was to heat up a potato in the microwave, wrap it in a wet washcloth, and apply it to the affected area. Which is my butt. So far my friends have made the following puns at my expense: Back that mash up Pootato Pootato wedgies Idahole potato Assbrowns Fissure and chips Please help me come to terms with the fact that in tyool 2016 an American, board-certified medical practitioner told me to put a potato in my rear end. 
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Jul 22, 2016 03:14
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bitch you're late to the game here let me link you 2 my deviantsrt:
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Jul 22, 2016 03:16
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well op i don't even know what to say. potato rear end? there's nothing that this is referencing, thus it makes it awkward to do puns for. good try though
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Jul 22, 2016 03:17
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start with a fingerling and work your way up from there op, you'll be taking russets in no time
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Jul 22, 2016 03:18
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buttato
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Jul 22, 2016 03:19
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That Robot posted:well op Just a true story from my life hope you enjoyed it
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Jul 22, 2016 03:19
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when is this happening?
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Jul 22, 2016 03:22
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hot potatass
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Jul 22, 2016 03:23
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People will pay lots of money to see this
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Jul 22, 2016 03:30
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Patootie Totts
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Jul 22, 2016 03:30
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Poztato
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Jul 22, 2016 03:38
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You may want to get a second opinion...
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Jul 22, 2016 04:00
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why not a hot load instead, op?
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Jul 22, 2016 04:06
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Feel lucky op a friend of mine had one of these and to get rid of it he had to have a 2 inch wide hole drilled in his rear end. Then every day he had to get his roomate to yank all of the medical gauze out of the hole and then repack his rear end. He got a LOT of perkoset tho.
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Jul 22, 2016 04:19
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Nation posted:hot potatass Free mah soul, I really love that rocknroll 
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Jul 22, 2016 04:20
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The good doctor says a spud in the mud will cure what ails ya.
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Jul 22, 2016 04:22
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fingers are warm. op
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Jul 22, 2016 04:31
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Jeff Sichoe posted:fingers are warm. op lol hes not gonna microwave his fingers IDIOT
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Jul 22, 2016 04:32
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id listen enfield knows a lot about heating up fingers+other body parts
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Jul 22, 2016 04:34
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sorry enfield
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Jul 22, 2016 04:35
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you wouldnt even be able to close the microwave door 
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Jul 22, 2016 04:36
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I would recommend a Udaho potato. 
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Jul 22, 2016 04:36
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potatoes seem too big, id recommend a french fry instead
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Jul 22, 2016 04:37
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you could just custom your own mould op cut your own chip
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Jul 22, 2016 04:39
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check diff sizes see whats comfy in what situation
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Jul 22, 2016 04:40
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Ruffles have ridges. 
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Jul 22, 2016 04:40
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Every time the doctor said "a potato" he pointed at his crotch
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Jul 22, 2016 04:44
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Ruffles have ridges. For His Pleasure
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Jul 22, 2016 04:47
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Why don't you just sit in a warm bath?
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Jul 22, 2016 04:52
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Sheep-Goats posted:Every time the doctor said "a potato" he pointed at his crotch lol
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Jul 22, 2016 04:52
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Jul 22, 2016 04:59
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Blue Train posted:start with a fingerling and work your way up from there op, you'll be taking russets in no time aww yeah
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Jul 22, 2016 05:09
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the more taters you shove up there the faster you will get better.
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Jul 22, 2016 05:12
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Get some ecstasy and put some champagne on ice, because tonight I'm going to shove a hot pepper up your rear end. 
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Jul 22, 2016 05:12
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the gooniest of afflictions
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Jul 22, 2016 05:37
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I guess he'll never be the head of a magor cilroatstion
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Jul 22, 2016 05:53
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Undercooked Spud Rectal Tuber Potanal Salad
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Jul 22, 2016 06:05
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Does every goon have an rear end cyst.
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Jul 22, 2016 07:29
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Minimalist Program posted:Does every goon have an rear end cyst. What does your gut tell you
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Jul 22, 2016 07:31
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Xaris posted:What does your gut tell you I only have anecdotal evidence to go by but yes.
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