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skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

King of Bees posted:

Costco hot dogs rule imo. Ikea dogs are pretty good too. Dairy Queen makes a good hot dog. I don't care if no one asked. This is the unsolicited hot dog thread.



all beefs are gross dude, and an attempt to polish a turd

a real hot dog has to be of the lips and assholes variety , like Maple Leaf Red Hots

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Internaut! posted:

all beefs are gross dude, and an attempt to polish a turd

a real hot dog has to be of the lips and assholes variety , like Maple Leaf Red Hots

Nice try, but who said anything about all beef? Gimme a nice firm crunch.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe

skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

King of Bees posted:

Nice try, but who said anything about all beef? Gimme a nice firm crunch.

well idk about IKEA but round these parts Costco and DQ dogs are of the hoity toity all beef varieté

got nothing on the bottom rung hormel/smithfield/Tyson/cargill offerings imho

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
these are hot dogs numbers two and three, sorry this post is a little underwhelming, im rushing to eat these hot dogs because i have to GO!

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
Gravy Boat 2k
IKEA hot dogs are great but they used to have brat-sized ones which were AMAZING but they got rid of them :( :( :(

These own though and I ate 6 the other day, yes I am disgusting I don't care they are worth it

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Thin Privilege posted:

IKEA hot dogs are great but they used to have brat-sized ones which were AMAZING but they got rid of them :( :( :(

These own though and I ate 6 the other day, yes I am disgusting I don't care they are worth it



*Hand salute*

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


the 7-11 spicy Big Bite is the best value in fast food. load that poo poo up with everything. then add more nacho cheese.

two bucks.

also Sonic is poo poo at everything. overpriced burgers, tiny portions of fries and tots. dry flavorless chicken. chemical chili.

but their Chicago Dog is legit. it's...exactly what it's supposed to be - also two bucks. don't order any other non-drink item on the menu imo.

Serjeant Snubbin
Feb 1, 2002

Pillbug
It's hardly a "China Hotdog". Geez. But these are delicious:



http://breadtalk.com.sg/sausage-standard-cheese-sausage

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
chicago hot dogs are the One True Dog and i will not have any of this bullshit

im talkin a dill pickle spear

im talkin hot peppers

popyseed roll

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

nigga crab pollock posted:

chicago hot dogs are the One True Dog and i will not have any of this bullshit

im talkin a dill pickle spear

im talkin hot peppers

popyseed roll

I too enjoy salad

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


the important components of the chicago dog are the relish and the peppers

its my favorite dog but i could do w/o the tomato. thick cut tomato is always a wildcard. a not so fresh tomato slice turns something appetizing into something you want to throw in the trash.

if the pickle is droopy and sad, your dog will be bad. if it has crunch then you got a solid dog.

i like chicago dogs

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I like that it's called a sport pepper and I hope I never learn why

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


THATS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT


HOT DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tom Gorman posted:

the important components of the chicago dog are the relish and the peppers

its my favorite dog but i could do w/o the tomato. thick cut tomato is always a wildcard. a not so fresh tomato slice turns something appetizing into something you want to throw in the trash.

if the pickle is droopy and sad, your dog will be bad. if it has crunch then you got a solid dog.

i like chicago dogs

You're not wrong.

It's still a salad.

Rubbergoose
Jul 13, 2006

Cram a hot dog in a hot pocket and microwave. I call it a Red Hot Pocket.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Rubbergoose posted:

Cram a hot dog in a hot pocket and microwave. I call it a Red Hot Pocket.

This is a billion dollar idea

Odd
Dec 30, 2006

I think everybody just needs to maybe cool out a little maybe

Pope Mobile posted:

Guys Burger King has hot dogs now!
I have no plans of eating one.

I had one. They're bad. really bad

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

that glorious dog i posted earlier is from Steve's Hot Dogs On The Hill in St. Louis.

i forget who asked, but now you knooooooooow

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Odd posted:

I had one. They're bad. really bad

for real, which would you rather eat?



Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


If we're gonna find the best hot dogs we need to identify the worst hot dogs to know how to weeed em out.






Don't worry I am here to help.

Rubbergoose
Jul 13, 2006

Linux Pirate posted:

If we're gonna find the best hot dogs we need to identify the worst hot dogs to know how to weeed em out.



CrashCat
Jan 10, 2003

another shit post


VendaGoat posted:

You're not wrong.

It's still a salad.

everyone should eat more salad

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
brazil hotdog best hodtog



mashed potatoes + hotdog + corn best htodog imo.



best hotdog.

Explosive Tampons fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Jul 23, 2016

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Explosive Tampons posted:

brazil hotdog best hodtog



mashed potatoes + hotdog + corn best htodog imo.



best hotdog.

god drat double doggin'

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

CrashCat posted:

everyone should eat more salad

You're not wrong.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
how could seattle possibly be the home of the 2nd fattest, grossest hot dog in the world, only less bad than idaho's 'sour cream potato that spills into your lap'

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Korea Dog looks like a clutch of spider eggs

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
I think imma snag one of them Costco dogs tomorrow. Tube meat 4 life

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

It probably depends on what region you live in, but keep an eye out for, and never buy "Bar S" hotdogs or Bar S "red hots."

They taste like poo poo and have a better than average chance of giving you listeria.

Even if it weren't for the poison: they taste real bad.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

these are hot dogs numbers two and three, sorry this post is a little underwhelming, im rushing to eat these hot dogs because i have to GO!

Doobie would be proud. Or ashamed. I'm not sure it really matters which, tbh.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
im in the uk which doesnt even have representation on the 'dog chart because everything they do with food isbad besides breakfast

drat :(. shucks :(

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Linux Pirate posted:

god drat double doggin'

did anyone ever see that ama with a guy who had two penises

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
We had hot dogs wrapped in crescent rolls while camping last week. Cooked over an open flame. Only thing we needed to top it off was mustard. poo poo was legit.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Drunk & Ugly posted:

did anyone ever see that ama with a guy who had two penises

I don't go to reddit but yeah I saw some screen caps.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Pope Mobile posted:

We had hot dogs wrapped in crescent rolls while camping last week. Cooked over an open flame. Only thing we needed to top it off was mustard. poo poo was legit.

You now have lysteria. Get yourself checked.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listeria

http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Bar-S-Recalls-400K-Pounds-of-Hot-Dogs-Corn-Dogs-387607371.html

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Linux Pirate posted:

I don't go to reddit but yeah I saw some screen caps.
this guy gets it, keep the dick pics to screen caps

nothing is worth going to reddit

edit sorry guys get back to them dogs i really messed up this thread. drat. shucks.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Drunk & Ugly posted:

this guy gets it, keep the dick pics to screen caps

nothing is worth going to reddit

edit sorry guys get back to them dogs i really messed up this thread. drat. shucks.

I prefer to cut out the riff raff, I'm all about the hard evidence.

Getting back on topic here is the longest hot dog ever



Eat your heart out, doobster.

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
did somebody shove something in the end of it or is that an optical illusion

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skeevy achievements
Feb 25, 2008

by merry exmarx

nigga crab pollock posted:

chicago hot dogs are the One True Dog and i will not have any of this bullshit

im talkin a dill pickle spear

im talkin hot peppers

popyseed roll

isn't a chicago dog made with giardinera

I got a bottle of that poo poo in my fridge for some reason, it's a great condiment but not as good as central grocery's muffuletta spread

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