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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Costco hot dogs rule imo. Ikea dogs are pretty good too. Dairy Queen makes a good hot dog. I don't care if no one asked. This is the unsolicited hot dog thread.

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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I hear tell tomorrow is national hot dog day. :slick:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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I repeat: this hot dog thread is completely unsolicited.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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I think hunting Pokémon while noshing a dog in the park is a perfect Friday evening. Youll get exercise and the protein for your muscle development. Tomorrow will be even better because it's national hot dog day and eating a dog is like giving you a big bonus on finding rare pokes.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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The problem with hot dogs is much like the problems in the world. Nobody agrees and everyone thinks they're right. :(

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Dec 28, 2012
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King of Bees posted:

The problem with hot dogs is much like the problems in the world. Nobody agrees and everyone thinks they're right. :(

I'm starting a unity church

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Ketchup and mustard.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Sweet and zesty

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Good dogs:
-1 strip mustard and 1 strip ketchup
-chili
-chili plus mustard
-kraut
-kraut and mustard

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Dec 28, 2012
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Internaut! posted:

all beefs are gross dude, and an attempt to polish a turd

a real hot dog has to be of the lips and assholes variety , like Maple Leaf Red Hots

Nice try, but who said anything about all beef? Gimme a nice firm crunch.

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Dec 28, 2012
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Thin Privilege posted:

IKEA hot dogs are great but they used to have brat-sized ones which were AMAZING but they got rid of them :( :( :(

These own though and I ate 6 the other day, yes I am disgusting I don't care they are worth it



*Hand salute*

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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There's a place around here that sells "Chicago dogs" but they are fraudulent. Like just a few toppings. I want my Chicago dog like those new trendy bloody Mary's where they put everything in the kitchen on them and it all pours out onto the plate floor when I take a bite.

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Dec 28, 2012
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Are you not supposed to peel hot dogs or whatever? I see people eating them whole or whatever. Why don't I just eat an orange or a pineapple whole? :shrug:

They make hot dog peeling machines but they are very expensive and take a lot of space to install. Plus the costs to run and maintenance are out of reach for most hot dog eaters. So they just deal with it.

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Dec 28, 2012
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Jeez I just peel them by hand. I still have my umbilical cord though so..

Who's got time for that in this modern day hustle and bustle? You should harvest your cord for stem cells for future use. Keep them in the freezer for whenever you get sick. Just an idea. It's your cord and I'm not the boss of you.

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Dec 28, 2012
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I don't have a whole extra room for a hot dog peeler. You're talking this rediculous industrial machine spinning at 90,000 rpm and throwing off sparks and going "wrrrrrr wrrrrrr weeeeee ssssshhhhhhhiiiiyyyaaa wwwweeeiiiir" all drat day. I mean I might just have a burg. :burger:

*cuts umbilical cord*

If you have a two car garage you may be able to fit a small one in there. But the techs to run it 24/7 are not cheap and it's kind of a dying skillset since millennials want nothing to do -with blue collar work and the union's, quite honestly, have priced themselves out of jobs. Another proud American tradition going the NAFTA route. :(

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Dec 28, 2012
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bradzilla posted:

Today is literally Hot Dog Day, why the gently caress was the thread unstickied :mad:

Thank you! Mods?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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You can change name to hot dog day thread if you're feeling it like me

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Dec 28, 2012
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Ha jokes on them, I'm outsourcing to Finland. Peeled Finnish hotdogs, mmmmmmmmmmmmm. :staredog:

:yikes:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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"You talking about the queen again Bob? On NATIONAL HOT DOG DAY!"

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Dec 28, 2012
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OlmanRiver posted:

Thread needs more hotdogs.




edit: Can someone make that guys head my avatar? i've always wanted one =)

Would be a good av indeed

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Hector Beerlioz posted:

We're gonna round y'all up and hang y'all by the necks from your dumb giant mcdonald arch

Hec this is NHDD. Can we just all unite for 24 hrs?

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Dec 28, 2012
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Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm gonna eat a cheeseburger

As long as you pretend it's a delicious weeny I'm good with that.

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Dec 28, 2012
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You're wonderful hec

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
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Only 4.5 hours my time until NHDD is over. Will the mods even notice this?

I grilled dogs and ate them. I do my part. Will anyone else?

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Dec 28, 2012
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Chow chow rocks. I always have a jar.

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