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Hirethor
Dec 16, 2008

You think you know hip?
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT BEING HIP!

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

my girlfriend doesn't exist lol

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Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

criscodisco posted:

She has to fashion diapers out of garbage bags because she has a fistula from her colon to her cooter. It makes poo come out her pussy and she leaves marks on the upholstery if she doesn't wear her trash bag diaper.

this is what i meant to say but i made a typo.

by accident.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
she is a ghost and is haunting the gently caress out of my dilz right now
which would be great except I am currently out on a date with her replacement

ghlbtsk fucked around with this message at 10:10 on Jul 23, 2016

Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
I don't make fun of the ones I love.

Hawkie
Jul 20, 2010
My girlfriend scares the gently caress out of me... I would not even dare insult her on a scrub tier forum like this

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