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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012



You sluts read the title. Ama.

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012



white america trying to assassinate my character

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011

just one more spin

why would i care

please knock Mom!
Nov 9, 2011

Goddomme Jan!



Which one of you is the dog/bear /platypus

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

maybe post some pictures, not really anything to go on here

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

how much dick would a dickchuck chuck if a dickchuck could chuck dick?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

We wanted to get vaporwave into the hands of the average Joe, with an a e s t h e t i c they could relate to.


What's your opinion on the Nickelodeon preschooler show "Wonder Pets"?

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012



Gaunab posted:

white america trying to assassinate my character

This club is oppressively white. Like well over 95% white.

MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

why would i care

Embrace diversity you punk.

killstealing posted:

Which one of you is the dog/bear /platypus

Don't know, like many gay men and I'm on the lookout, but I have currently danced with 3 people who have identified as something other than their explicit biological sex.

Flesh Forge posted:

maybe post some pictures, not really anything to go on here

I will legit try to. I didn't take any pictures but there was a professional photo section and I had many pictures taken. Also the main event, a fetish fashion show, was like maybe 8 minutes long and then right back to lovely German industrial music. The fetish nurse made small talk with me after the "fashion show". Will share excessively explicit details of me eating her rear end in a top hat should it occur,

Linux Pirate posted:

What's your opinion on the Nickelodeon preschooler show "Wonder Pets"?

I'm 30 and don't recall ever seeing the Nickelodeon preschooler show "Wonder Pets". But I'm a man who loves dogs so I give five out of five bags of popcorn.

Warm Regards,

J.D.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.

Lipstick Apathy

Pics or gently caress off

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Enjoy the fat chicks with Betty Page bangs who think if they can cram it into a 44-inch corset they'll look like Dita von Teese.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 118 days!


Pillbug

Remember to start running if you see any guy self suck, because that's the signal for Isis to start.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

This is just a microcosm of what Commies do when they have power. Their party insiders and big wigs set themselves up as elite and give themselves access to perks and privileges which are denied to the majority. Schools, cars, holiday homes, imported goods, medical care. Russia, Cuba, China.


criscodisco posted:

Enjoy the fat chicks with Betty Page bangs who think if they can cram it into a 44-inch corset they'll look like Dita von Teese.

Hot as gently caress imo

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

This is just a microcosm of what Commies do when they have power. Their party insiders and big wigs set themselves up as elite and give themselves access to perks and privileges which are denied to the majority. Schools, cars, holiday homes, imported goods, medical care. Russia, Cuba, China.


Seriously can i have that girls number cause u know shes dtf

Hal_2005
Feb 23, 2007


This thread is gay as Choupette's butt plug. Good job bro.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012



criscodisco posted:

Enjoy the fat chicks with Betty Page bangs who think if they can cram it into a 44-inch corset they'll look like Dita von Teese.

Shockingly accurate.

ChrisHansen posted:

Pics or gently caress off

I have no pics to provide.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012



Like seriously I'm fat as gently caress and ugly as gently caress but I might be top 5 most attractive people here.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Like seriously I'm fat as gently caress and ugly as gently caress but I might be top 5 most attractive people here.

you make a strong case sir

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

are you retarded enough to expect conventionally attractive models at a fetish fashion show or are you just hanging around a fetish club playing superior fat ugly guy over the others

Literal Nazi Furry fucked around with this message at Jul 23, 2016 around 11:02

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS


LNF on the case

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010



What's it like being there with your dad?

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

plain blue jacket posted:

LNF on the case

my brain is broke but rest assured i will get to the bottom of everything

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks


What is the male/female ratio like?

Asking for a friend.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS


Literal Nazi Furry posted:

my brain is broke but rest assured i will get to the bottom of everything

We have faith in you my friend, if there's any bodies knowledge I trust in these matters it's yours

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

But I'm a man who loves dogs

don't really care about the rest of the thread but this is good, assuming it is a platonic love

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012



ScratchAndSniff posted:

What is the male/female ratio like?

Asking for a friend.

Shockingly it's about 60:40 ladies to fellas. But I talked with at least 3 people who identified as something other than their given biological sex. So one person was a lady but is transitioning to man.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016



So there aren't any hot guys there?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



Gay man is good, I like his movie Mirror Mask.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012



King Possum III posted:

So there aren't any hot guys there?

There were 2 insanely attractive men, but they were models. I was easily #3 which should let you know the sorry state of affairs.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

are you the caboose in the man train

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe


Natures cum sock

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012



jackyl posted:

are you the caboose in the man train

I was trying to shovel coal (my penis) into fetish nurse butt, but alas nothing came (my penis) of it.

Status update: Still didn't eat fetish nurse butt.

Status update: No pictures uploaded to their event page yet.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004



how much cocaine are you on?

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012



Kumo posted:

how much cocaine are you on?

0. Also kind of surprised by that. Crowd was on just booze and chain smoking cigarettes.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000



Dinosaur Gum

is there a lot of vaping

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot


So, are you in a relationship with the man squid or just using him for his precious ink?

cnut
May 3, 2016



pix pls

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Ask the gay guys if Eric Northman from Trueblood was at a party and really drunk and started barfing in a toilet so hard he started making GBS threads his pants, and there was a lot of poo poo so he just pulled his pants down and kept making GBS threads down his leg, then they walked in would they still do him?

Bonus round, would you still bang his poo poo buttj if he said no, but you were pretty sure he was too weak to fend you off?

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless


Hogge Wild posted:

Remember to start running if you see any guy self suck, because that's the signal for Isis to start.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005

Buy another round
They try to shut us down
but
WE STILL IN THIS BITCH



Buglord

Dave_Indeed posted:

Ask the gay guys if Eric Northman from Trueblood was at a party and really drunk and started barfing in a toilet so hard he started making GBS threads his pants, and there was a lot of poo poo so he just pulled his pants down and kept making GBS threads down his leg, then they walked in would they still do him?

Bonus round, would you still bang his poo poo buttj if he said no, but you were pretty sure he was too weak to fend you off?

huh whoa could have sworn the gooncon thread was over there >>>>>>

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bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008


I have no questions at this time OP.

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