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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Yes but I don't remember which one because it was so boring. I remember that I was the only person in the theater though. I think it was a drama that they decided to market as a comedy for some reason.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I don't think I have ever walked out on a movie. Not physically, at least.
astral projection out from the movie theater

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

lorn Wayne posted:

not out of an actual movie theatre, but i stopped a 'terminator genisys' dvd from playing once and threw it away.

well that's my story, like and subscribe if you enjoyed it.

I'm going to respectfully ask we limit this to movie theaters unless you throw/return a disc/tape out in a comical fashion.

As in John Kasich and his quest to get Blockbuster to remove Fargo from all it's shelves.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Friginator posted:

I don't know if this counts, but I walked out of "There Will Be Blood" because a about ten minutes in, the Alvin and the Chipmunks movie suddenly started playing. Someone came into the theater and said that they would start "There Will Be Blood" again in a few minutes, but I decided "gently caress that" and left.

lmbo

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

Yes, Bushwhacked

Moltke
May 13, 2009
I walked out of Big Titty Milfs IV because OP's mom texted that she needed to have sex with me :shrug:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Moltke posted:

I walked out of Big Titty Milfs IV because OP's mom texted that she needed to have sex with me :shrug:

Real mature, Moltke
t:nsamad:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

fickle poofterist posted:

Yes, Bushwhacked

Why did you walk out of Bushwacked

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Moltke posted:

I walked out of Big Titty Milfs IV because OP's mom texted that she needed to have sex with me :shrug:

Gross. Now OP's dad otoh.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I've sat through every movie I've seen in the theater, including Ultraviolet and MacGruber.

Lately, though, I hate going to theaters because I can't take their sound systems so I watch most of my movies whenever they come out on Netflix or are up for rental on Google Play. And the Netflix ones I am merciless about killing and watching DS9 or something if I don't like them.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I walked out on one of those final destination movies because fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaaaaaaaat

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I walked out of the second halloween rob zombie movie and went and bought beer

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Why did you walk out of Bushwacked

Because it was a family comedy starring Home Alone bad-guy-with-the-curly-hair Daniel Stern and was disgracefully unenjoyable / derivative and im gay

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Oh, there was some movie that I can barely remember that I walked out of. I think it was based on a book, there was like, this kid who gets a pet lion in the mail, and there are these two old guys...I can't remember. That probably means it was bad. I think I must have been sick or something.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

Friginator posted:

Oh, there was some movie that I can barely remember that I walked out of. I think it was based on a book, there was like, this kid who gets a pet lion in the mail, and there are these two old guys...I can't remember. That probably means it was bad. I think I must have been sick or something.

thats secondhand lions and those "two old men" are michael caine and robert duvall. a good movie despite being tarnished by haley joel osments presence

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich
No joke walked out of the Grand Budapest Hotel. I was really drunk and thought it was just was too "Wes Anderson"-y for me. Like it was a parody of his earlier movies. Just didn't enjoy it at all.

I think I walked out with like 20 minutes to go, although I didn't know that at the time

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Okay, apparently it was called "Secondhand Lions" and it involves Robert Duvall and Michael Caine babysitting Haley Joel Osment. I remember barely anything about this loving movie except that I walked out of it. I can't even fathom why I would even go see it in the first place.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

The animated version of Black Dynamite

client
Aug 19, 2010

i walked out of rush hour 2 because the theater got struck by lightning and nobody could get the power back to come back on. i got a free ticket to see whatever which I wound up using to see ghosts of mars lmao.

the only movie i willingly left early was my intro to film professor's lovely vanity project that was playing on one screen at the dumpiest theater in town. we had to pay to see it and write a report on its themes for our final. my professor played a wise irish bartender who always gives the main character good advice. i only stayed for the first 30 minutes and still got an A on the paper somehow.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Yup, OP's mom finished me with the mouth stuff and I didn't really want to see the last 3/4 of Ratatouille so I left.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

client posted:

i walked out of rush hour 2 because the theater got struck by lightning and nobody could get the power back to come back on. i got a free ticket to see whatever which I wound up using to see ghosts of mars lmao.
if we're talking technical probs I guess girl with the dragon tattoo 2 because the projectionist fell asleep and and the reel got messed up somehow. I count that as being kicked out rather than walking out though.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Grem posted:

Yup, OP's mom finished me with the mouth stuff and I didn't really want to see the last 3/4 of Ratatouille so I left.

rear end in a top hat : (

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a hole-y ghost posted:

if we're talking technical probs I guess girl with the dragon tattoo 2 because the projectionist fell asleep and and the reel got messed up somehow. I count that as being kicked out rather than walking out though.

I'm gonna open this thread up to amusing movie theater stories as well.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
In that case, the projector or something broke during Pirates of the Caribbean and an advertisement for AMC Theaters gift cards was stuck on the screen.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
when I was young I walked out of final destination during the opening plane crash part and I was afraid of flying for years until i finally accepted death is certain and nothing really matters

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

No, I have not.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

Hot Karl Marx posted:

when I was young I walked out of final destination during the opening plane crash part and I was afraid of flying for years until i finally accepted death is certain and nothing really matters

:yeah:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm gonna open this thread up to amusing movie theater stories as well.
well at that same theater I watched girl with the dragon tattoo 1 and 3 and during the first one a dad brought his, like, 8 year old daughter to it and they looked mortified when the rape scene happened. During the third one it was the same projectionist, and I think she stayed half awake but the picture kept going out of focus. Anyways, got lots of free movie tickets from that series

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

No but I've never gone to see a movie that I didn't already have a general idea of what it was all about before going in namaste

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
I didn't but when I was watching Mortal Kombat Annhilation and the scene where everything reverts back to normal, one guy stood up and yelled "gently caress this poo poo!" and stormed out. Everybody cheered his reaction.

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Walked out of black swan after the chicks did each other.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Fun with Dick and Jane, about halfway through. And the last Planet of the Apes movie. Not because they were bad per se, just wasn't in the mood to sit through them and didn't realize it until halfway through.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
jfc I can't take you snooty bitches anywhere

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i waited until the movie was over and then stepped over a small child sitting in the seat in front of me to exit X3: X-men United The Last Stand. I hope his dad explained to him that it was a bad movie.

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Jul 24, 2016

SAustria
Jul 25, 2007
When I went to see the blair witch project, at least a 1/3rd of the audience at different points because they were getting sick from the shakey camera poo poo.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

SAustria posted:

When I went to see the blair witch project, at least a 1/3rd of the audience at different points because they were getting sick from the shakey camera poo poo.

I took some Dramamine before seeing Cloverfield and Hardcore Henry and both wore off before the movie ended. I really should have left because my enjoyment of the movie was severely hampered by how queasy I got.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Really wanted to walk out of Hancock and the new independence day

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

504 posted:

Walked out of black swan after the chicks did each other.

This was a good movie

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Left Sucker Punch when that lovely cover of Search and Destroy came on. Live action anime rape porn is bad enough, but there was no excuse for that poo poo.

Also Sin City, which was so boring it wasn't worth another second of my free time.

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Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Never walked out but I did fall asleep in the theater during the Ninth Gate.

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