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Who's gonna win?
This poll is closed.
Team Chocolate 10 29.41%
Team Gummy 9 26.47%
Team Lollipop 9 26.47%
Team Mint 6 17.65%
Total: 34 votes
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Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret
for future reference here is each of the teams if they were a breed of dog

chocolate:

albino doberman, an incestuous ill bred novelty breed for idiots

mint:

teacup chihuahua, an annoying dog made even more dumb and annoying, wont SHUT THE gently caress UP, totally useless

gummy:

pomeranian, need i say more

lollipop:

irish wolfhound, smart, strong, fast, huge, and here TO WIN

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TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Tommunist posted:

man i always suspected you were insane, but heres the proof.

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

JakeP posted:

eat poo poo losers

Birdstrike posted:

nice self own

birdstrike fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Jul 25, 2016

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Birdstrike posted:

nice self own

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

LordPants posted:

Team empty quote STRIKES AGAIN

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

Team Mint should be ashamed by the language you use, Tomm, as I'm sure most people who interact with you are. However, the lack of ability to perform the simplist of intellectual processes probably prevents that.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
eat poo poo losers

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
This will never get old

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Birdstrike posted:

This will never get old

unlike u who will shrivel up and die, old as poo poo and alone as you choke 2 death on a werther's original

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I thought the point was to poo poo talk one another not ineffectually flail around like limbless children

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

PBS Newshour posted:

I thought the point was to poo poo talk one another not ineffectually flail around like limbless children

Weve been basing our posts of your post history so far.

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Li Dawny posted:

Team Mint should be ashamed by the language you use, Tomm, as I'm sure most people who interact with you are. However, the lack of ability to perform the simplist of intellectual processes probably prevents that.

Confused grunt

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I just want to apologize to the non mafia players in this game, usually these people don't cosplay their posts as the inbred mutant family from the X-Files episode "Home"

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...
I dont think i have any more left in me

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Tommunist posted:

I dont think i have any more left in me

I enjoy the clear demonstration of how much you truly couldn't talk the talk, but I also enjoy knowing now that you can't even walk the walk.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
Man what a busy weekend.

Which brings me to my next point.

The point is that you are dumb and stupid if you aren't on the gummy team.

Let me tell you why.


1.) Gummy candy is objectively the best kind of candy both in texture and tast for the most part.

2.) If you did not pick Gummy it shows clear mental deficiencies on a deep psychological level.

3.) You are all stupid idiots and I am going to mind control the cat to eat all of the other teams and Gummy will be the only remaining team and they will all agree that I should land on the last space in homage to my amazing cat mind control abilities.


In short, everyone who is not a gummy is a really bad person on a fundamental level that makes most other people shun them on sight.

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

CapitalistPig posted:

Man what a busy weekend.

Which brings me to my next point.

The point is that you are dumb and stupid if you aren't on the gummy team.

Let me tell you why.


1.) Gummy candy is objectively the best kind of candy both in texture and tast for the most part.

2.) If you did not pick Gummy it shows clear mental deficiencies on a deep psychological level.

3.) You are all stupid idiots and I am going to mind control the cat to eat all of the other teams and Gummy will be the only remaining team and they will all agree that I should land on the last space in homage to my amazing cat mind control abilities.


In short, everyone who is not a gummy is a really bad person on a fundamental level that makes most other people shun them on sight.

More like CommunistPig.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I will harshly and brutally deliver judgment upon an arbitrary number of people who quote this post.

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

Podima posted:

I will harshly and brutally deliver judgment upon an arbitrary number of people who quote this post.

But we're on the same team bro

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Li Dawny posted:

More like CommunistPig.

I rest my case.

The first comeback is a new and refreshing play on my name that I have never heard before.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Podima posted:

I will harshly and brutally deliver judgment upon an arbitrary number of people who quote this post.

Shut the gently caress up donny.

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

You cry more than Pam did when we ate her pig for Easter. Maybe we should just eat you.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Li Dawny posted:

You cry more than Pam did when we ate her pig for Easter. Maybe we should just eat you.

Keep trying , this is .005% better than the first comeback. I know you can do it Li Dawny.

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

CapitalistPig posted:

Keep trying , this is .005% better than the first comeback. I know you can do it Li Dawny.

Everyone's just so rude with their shot talking and I want to but I just can't.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Li Dawny posted:

Everyone's just so rude with their shot talking and I want to but I just can't.

fail.


I deem you the worst poo poo talker and I drat you to the pits of endless swearing to be chained to a rock while old men surround you and yell curse words into your ears until you learn enough of them to come back into the thread and use them.


I prefer to go the Chris Jericho route and call everyone a Stupid Idiot.


So go away you stupid idiot this is MY candyland and there isn't enough room for some non poo poo talking goody 2 shoes non gummy.

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

CapitalistPig posted:

fail.


I deem you the worst poo poo talker and I drat you to the pits of endless swearing to be chained to a rock while old men surround you and yell curse words into your ears until you learn enough of them to come back into the thread and use them.


I prefer to go the Chris Jericho route and call everyone a Stupid Idiot.


So go away you stupid idiot this is MY candyland and there isn't enough room for some non poo poo talking goody 2 shoes non gummy.

Wow, that started off kinda rapey!

I know cuss words, I just have the class to know when to use them...

...unlike some pigs I know.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Li Dawny posted:

Wow, that started off kinda rapey!

I know cuss words, I just have the class to know when to use them...

...unlike some pigs I know.

There is why you will fail.


Class has no place in 20 player poo poo talking candyland.


Also, that was NOT rapey, the pits of endless swearing are not crass places of brutality, it is an institution of learning that is very prestigious.

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

CapitalistPig posted:

Also, that was NOT rapey, the pits of endless swearing are not crass places of brutality, it is an institution of learning that is very prestigious.

Young woman chained down and surrounded by old men screaming profanities at her is defiantly the beginning of a porno somewhere.
Perv.
Porn watching pervert.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Li Dawny posted:

Young woman chained down and surrounded by old men screaming profanities at her is defiantly the beginning of a porno somewhere.
Perv.
Porn watching pervert.

Low effort, barely worth reading. I am disappointed in you.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


I'm not sure how feel right trash talking here, I prefer to not have to punch down but that leaves out the other three teams

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Retro Futurist posted:

I'm not sure how feel right trash talking here, I prefer to not have to punch down but that leaves out the other three teams

Ok, now in english.

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Retro Futurist posted:

I'm not sure how feel right trash talking here, I prefer to not have to punch down but that leaves out the other three teams

it's hard to punch down when you're on the baby back bitch squad

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

The Mints are shits, Gummys are dummies, and the Chocolates are piss pockets. The Lollipops, though, they're the tops.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Podima posted:

I will harshly and brutally deliver judgment upon an arbitrary number of people who quote this post.

I started doing this and it got really mean so maybe another time!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Li Dawny posted:

The Mints are shits, Gummys are dummies, and the Chocolates are piss pockets. The Lollipops, though, they're the tops.

i am so glad your musical diet of nursery rhymes and only nursery rhymes has finally payed off

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

PBS Newshour posted:

i am so glad your musical diet of nursery rhymes and only nursery rhymes has finally payed off

I'm glad that you're glad! Isn't it nice to feel good even if people on other teams are feeling good?

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Li Dawny posted:

I'm glad that you're glad! Isn't it nice to feel good even if people on other teams are feeling good?

yeah, like you guys maybe trash but its like trash i can cheer for. you know like when a shopping bag gets stuck in a tree and you are really hoping it manages to dislodge itself.

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