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Who's gonna win?
This poll is closed.
Team Chocolate 10 29.41%
Team Gummy 9 26.47%
Team Lollipop 9 26.47%
Team Mint 6 17.65%
Total: 34 votes
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StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

PBS Newshour posted:

yeah, like you guys maybe trash but its like trash i can cheer for. you know like when a shopping bag gets stuck in a tree and you are really hoping it manages to dislodge itself.

Leave it to Team Gummy to wish a miserable tumbling existence on an innocent bag, instead of the majesty that is being perpetually stuck in the tree to be noticed by passersby for time immemorial

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

oldskool posted:

Leave it to Team Gummy to wish a miserable tumbling existence on an innocent bag, instead of the majesty that is being perpetually stuck in the tree to be noticed by passersby for time immemorial

if you love something you got to set it free

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

MOVE #2

Hello, again, goons. Let's get underway.

Here's where we were last night. No piece changes, but there's cat hair and a smudge that looks like cat puke on one of the card sheets. Be wary.



Here's the draw for move number two:



Teams will rotate order each turn. All pieces are still considered to have arrived at the same time at the end of a turn, but this way, everyone gets to be talked about first.



Like Team Gummy, who appear to be cranking Foghat and taking a slow ride through Plumpy's Gingerbread Plum Forest.



Divine and Podima get underway after skipping merrily up the Rainbow Trail...



...but Li and Absurd are all like up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-b-a-select-start...



...and they get the gently caress out of Dodge.



Meanwhile, Mint starts another traffic jam on the Rainbow Turnpike...



...leaving Bowmore to inch closer to his destiny...



...while Anonymous makes literally the worst two possible opening draws in the game, and sits on the second square.



With a little more room to breathe, Chocolate starts heading out to the highway...



...even catching up with CapitalistPig and bowmore down near the Peppermint Forest.



You may now return to poo poo-talking.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

PBS Newshour posted:

yeah, like you guys maybe trash but its like trash i can cheer for. you know like when a shopping bag gets stuck in a tree and you are really hoping it manages to dislodge itself.

your head should get stuck in a tree

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret
now who's poo poo

NOW WHO IS poo poo

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Absurd Revolver posted:

now who's poo poo

NOW WHO IS poo poo

you

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Absurd Revolver posted:

now who's poo poo

NOW WHO IS poo poo

if the saying "you are what you eat" is true, you

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
also everyone else

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Ewww I'm stuck between two no-name chocolate bars.

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

I'm proud of all of us this round, even the lesser candies.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Li Dawny posted:

I'm proud of all of us this round, even the lesser candies.

what the gently caress is wrong with you :argh: flavor traitor

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


You're so loving bad at poo poo talking Li Dawny.

Just.

Terrible.

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Infinitum posted:

You're so loving bad at poo poo talking Li Dawny.

Just.

Terrible.

unlike your mother, and by poo poo talking I mean poo poo eating after she takes one in the rear end and her randy playmate(probably me) turns her around and gives her the old A2M

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Absurd Revolver posted:

unlike your mother, and by poo poo talking I mean poo poo eating after she takes one in the rear end and her randy playmate(probably me) turns her around and gives her the old A2M

you're projecting

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Birdstrike posted:

you're projecting

you're a baby back bitch

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Absurd Revolver posted:

you're a baby back bitch

that insult is lamer than a one-legged dog, which is why I expected it from you

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay


I almost feel sorry for you AR

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



God drat it Meyer.

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Birdstrike posted:



I almost feel sorry for you AR

sorry i can't hear you when you're so deep in scrub town

too busy winning

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

You know, everyone here has been really mean to me today and I don't think I deserve it. You all dumb. Dumb like rocks.

Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.
Flossing is extremely important for dental health and should be done once a day, at any time. Flossing thoroughly, up to a few minutes at a time, will clear debris from your teeth that an ordinary toothbrush simply can't reach. There is no recommended time for performing a flossing procedure; you may enjoy flossing before bed to sleep with a "clean mouth," or earlier in the day. Similarly, it doesn't matter if you do it before or after you brush your teeth. Merely that you do it.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Li Dawny posted:

You know, everyone here has been really mean to me today and I don't think I deserve it. You all dumb. Dumb like rocks.

You're so loving dumb you couldn't pour water out of a shoe with the instructions on the heel.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Absurd Revolver posted:

unlike your mother, and by poo poo talking I mean poo poo eating after she takes one in the rear end and her randy playmate(probably me) turns her around and gives her the old A2M

Wow, your mumma jokes? loving highclass insults from Team Wowwipop

If you're gonna do it, do it it right.

Hey AR, wanna know why I'm so fat? Cause every time I gently caress your mum she gives me a biscuit.

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

Infinitum posted:

You're so loving dumb you couldn't pour water out of a shoe with the instructions on the heel.

I live in Florida and only wear flip flops, why would my flip flops be retaining water?

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Infinitum posted:

Wow, your mumma jokes? loving highclass insults from Team Wowwipop

If you're gonna do it, do it it right.

Hey AR, wanna know why I'm so fat? Cause every time I gently caress your mum she gives me a biscuit.

every time your mother queefs there's a smog warning

and a flood watch

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Li Dawny posted:

I live in Florida

Give up now.

The insults write themselves.

Not that anyone living in Florida would know how to write.

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

Infinitum posted:

Give up now.

The insults write themselves.

Not that anyone living in Florida would know how to write.

Says the guy from Australia

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Absurd Revolver posted:

every time your mother queefs there's a smog warning

This insult doesn't even make sense. :sad:

Go on. Explain it.

Explain how my mums queef produces a smog warning.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Li Dawny posted:

You know, everyone here has been really mean to me today and I don't think I deserve it. You all dumb. Dumb like rocks.

I haven't been, specifically.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Li Dawny posted:

Says the guy from Australia

Oh no. I've been found out.

Whatever will I do

*cries into my free healthcare*

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

Infinitum posted:

This insult doesn't even make sense. :sad:

Go on. Explain it.

Explain how my mums queef produces a smog warning.

I would say bacterial vaginosis mixed with trapped air would be considered smog.

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Infinitum posted:

This insult doesn't even make sense. :sad:

Go on. Explain it.

Explain how my mums queef produces a smog warning.

oh look the aussie needs something explained to him


how cute

i'm saying whatever rotten sheila birthed you must have a toxic oval office which taints the air pushed into it by numerous cocks and releases it as a noxious haze

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Birdstrike posted:

also finish your drat lp

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Li Dawny posted:

I would say bacterial vaginosis mixed with trapped air would be considered smog.

thank u doctor vagina for your medical opinion

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

Birdstrike posted:

I haven't been, specifically.

You're right. You are currently smarter than rocks. Congrats!

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Absurd Revolver posted:

i'm saying whatever rotten sheila birthed you must have a toxic oval office which taints the air pushed into it by numerous cocks and releases it as a noxious haze

Get a good look while you were down there did ya?

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Infinitum posted:

Get a good look while you were down there did ya?

who hasn't by now

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
Li Dawny I hope you don't rage quit this game like you did that mafia game.

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...
No wonder lil dawny cant talk the talk.


She lives in florida.

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Li Dawny posted:

I would say bacterial vaginosis mixed with trapped air would be considered smog.

Insider information.


Tommunist posted:

No wonder lil dawny cant talk the talk.


She lives in florida.

Stealing insults now?

Shameful.

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