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Who's gonna win?
This poll is closed.
Team Chocolate 10 29.41%
Team Gummy 9 26.47%
Team Lollipop 9 26.47%
Team Mint 6 17.65%
Total: 34 votes
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TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...
Not as much as u steal the time of other people with your terrible attempts to compete.

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Solis
Feb 2, 2011

Now you can take this knowledge and turn it into part of yourself.

Absurd Revolver posted:

for future reference here is each of the teams if they were a breed of dog

chocolate:

albino doberman, an incestuous ill bred novelty breed for idiots

mint:

teacup chihuahua, an annoying dog made even more dumb and annoying, wont SHUT THE gently caress UP, totally useless

gummy:

pomeranian, need i say more

lollipop:

irish wolfhound, smart, strong, fast, huge, and here TO WIN

Quoting this to say that Irish wolfhounds die of heart failure or cancer or stomach torsion by the age of like 6. Much like team lollipop's aspirations to success

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

Tommunist posted:

No wonder lil dawny cant talk the talk.


She lives in florida.

No, it's because I'm from a southern baptist family in southern Illinois.

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Li Dawny posted:

No, it's because I'm from a southern baptist family in southern Illinois.

No idea what that means ao im going to with:

How adorable :3

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Tommunist posted:

How adorable :3

no u r :3:

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Solis posted:

Quoting this to say that Irish wolfhounds die of heart failure or cancer or stomach torsion by the age of like 6. Much like team lollipop's aspirations to success

dying as a real dog is far preferable to being one of the atrocities assigned to lesser teams

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

Tommunist posted:

No idea what that means ao im going to with:

How adorable :3

It means I was raised polite, demure, I can use a proper place setting, and if I'm in the right company I sound somewhat more southern than I actually am. It also means I was told that what you say isn't what it means, but bless your heart, how could you be expected to understand?

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Li Dawny posted:

It means I was raised polite, demure, I can use a proper place setting, and if I'm in the right company I sound somewhat more southern than I actually am. It also means I was told that what you say isn't what it means, but bless your heart, how could you be expected to understand?

So what youre saying is you're totally unprepared and unable to rumble with the might of team mint, and the best you can do is faux condescension.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Not last place anymore :getin:

Will post talk later, but shoutout to Li Dawny for using The Sacred Phrase

Li Dawny posted:

bless your heart

Brutal

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...
I was found bearly alive by birdstrike, no memory of my past, he nursed me back to health, taught me to fight, and here i am, ready to fight for team mint.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
I am merely a stepping stone on Tomm's road to glory.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Tommunist posted:

I was found bearly alive by birdstrike, no memory of my past, he nursed me back to health, taught me to fight, and here i am, ready to fight for team mint.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Tommunist posted:

I was found bearly alive by birdstrike, no memory of my past, he nursed me back to health, taught me to fight, and here i am, ready to fight for team mint.

The moral of the story is that Birdstrike is a lovely teacher.

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

i see you have literally nothing to say and have fallen back on terrible captioned pictures.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Tommunist posted:

i see you have literally nothing to say and have fallen back on terrible captioned pictures.

No I have to draw you a picture so you get the joke.

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Infinitum posted:

No I have to draw you a picture so you get the joke.

i mean that would be an ok response if you had:

1) drawn a picture
2) were capable of drawing a picture with your huge ape hands.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Tommunist posted:

i mean that would be an ok response if you had:

1) drawn a picture
2) were capable of drawing a picture with your tiny ape hands.

fixed

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Li Dawny posted:

but bless your heart, how could you be expected to understand?

:drat:

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
i went to a yourh group at a baptist church for a little in high school because this girl i liked went there and they said that if you buy a gameboy advance or sony playstation that is a sin

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
and that was like northern baptist, i have to imagine southern baptists are even more conservative

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

JakeP posted:

i went to a yourh group at a baptist church for a little in high school because this girl i liked went there and they said that if you buy a gameboy advance or sony playstation that is a sin

Yes it is. Along with dancing, cutting your hair as a woman without your father's/husband's permission, listening to secular music, and many other things.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
a kid started to cry when they said owning a game boy advance was a sin, because it was around Christmas and he really wanted one

Li Dawny
Apr 14, 2013

It's a distraction from the Word.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Li Dawny posted:

It's a distraction from the Word.

I think they were pushing that it was a luxury status symbol or something

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Li Dawny posted:

Yes it is. Along with dancing, cutting your hair as a woman without your father's/husband's permission, listening to secular music, and many other things.

dat fuked up

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
One thing I have found is that church kids go hard as gently caress when it comes to american eagle (or british bulldog the tag game where you tackle the poo poo out of people)

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
oh wait im getting distracted im supposed to be poo poo talking

eat poo poo

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
ima take out Jake like Jon Joe in popcon

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Birdstrike posted:

ima take out Jake like Jon Joe in popcon

bitch didn't you see I was avenged and ascended to heaven as a loving angel?

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
meanwhile you literally live in the closest thing possible to hell on earth i hope a spider swallows your soul

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

JakeP posted:

meanwhile you literally live in the closest thing possible to hell on earth i hope a spider swallows your soul

the south?

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Thought this was the poo poo talking thread, not the lurk and be useless thread.

code:
Allen Wren 		7
bowmore	 		5
Retro Futurist 		5
Solis 			5
djw175 			3
oldskool 		2
Gamerofthegame 		2
CirclMastr 		2
chaoslord 		2
Pez		 	1
Maigius	 		1
Acebuckeye13 		1
AnAnonymousIdiot 	1
You've all got less posts than the Op.

I hope the cat eats your loving game pieces.

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Infinitum posted:

Thought this was the poo poo talking thread, not the lurk and be useless thread.

code:
Allen Wren 		7
bowmore	 		5
Retro Futurist 		5
Solis 			5
djw175 			3
oldskool 		2
Gamerofthegame 		2
CirclMastr 		2
chaoslord 		2
Pez		 	1
Maigius	 		1
Acebuckeye13 		1
AnAnonymousIdiot 	1
You've all got less posts than the Op.

I hope the cat eats your loving game pieces.

while infinitum is a piece of poo poo aussie scum, this is a point we can all agree on

gently caress you lurker garbage get hosed

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


On the flipside Tommunist has twice as many posts as anyone else.

What a fuckin try hard.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

JakeP posted:

bitch didn't you see I was avenged and ascended to heaven as a loving angel?

dead baby heaven, gl hf

JakeP posted:

meanwhile you literally live in the closest thing possible to hell on earth i hope a spider swallows your soul

I have no soul, I am doomed to the eternal torment of reading your post history

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Infinitum posted:

On the flipside Tommunist has twice as many posts as anyone else.

What a fuckin try hard.

Your arithmetic is as feeble as your trash talk

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
I didn't think I we were putting a lot of heat on team chocolate but they've melted anyway

TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Infinitum posted:

On the flipside Tommunist has twice as many posts as anyone else.

What a fuckin try hard.

lol nice

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Birdstrike posted:

Your arithmetic is as feeble as your trash talk

Sorry it's hard to differentiate between members of Team Mint.

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TammyHEH
Dec 11, 2013

Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Infinitum posted:

Sorry it's hard to differentiate between members of Team Mint.

i find it hard differentiate between you and dead animals

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