Twenty Player Shit-Talking Candy Land

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Who's gonna win? This poll is closed.
Team Chocolate	10	29.41%
Team Gummy	9	26.47%
Team Lollipop	9	26.47%
Team Mint	6	17.65%
Total:	34 votes

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birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

I declare that we are now team wint

# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:48

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:20

CirclMastr: Jul 4, 2010

You are all going to die someday. You will be alone, you will be in pain, and the world will not remark on your passing.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:48

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

S N Y P E

# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:48

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

CirclMastr posted:

You are all going to die someday. You will be alone, you will be in pain, and the world will not remark on your passing.

haha I'm taking you out with me

# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:49

TammyHEH: Dec 11, 2013; Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

CirclMastr posted:

You are all going to die someday. You will be alone, you will be in pain, and the world will not remark on your passing.

you'll never die though, because bricks aren't alive.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:49

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

Tommunist posted:

i find it hard differentiate between you and dead animals

we can't all be roadkill experts like you tom

# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:50

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

Absurd Revolver posted:

while infinitum is a piece of poo poo aussie scum, this is a point we can all agree on

gently caress you lurker garbage get hosed

# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:50

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

AW can we get Meyer to replace AnAnonymousIdiot?

# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:55

CirclMastr: Jul 4, 2010

Absurd Revolver posted:

while infinitum is a piece of poo poo aussie scum, this is a point we can all agree on

gently caress you lurker garbage get hosed

Real talk when I get home from work to find 100+ new posts it's hard to get motivated to poo poo talk.

Realer talk how are any of you candy bullshit supposed to compare to chocolate? Trying to insult you is like trying to insult a retarded puppy: you can't understand it and you can't learn from it.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:56

TammyHEH: Dec 11, 2013; Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

can we get busb in instead of AnAnonymousIdiot

# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:57

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

CirclMastr posted:

Real talk when I get home from work to find 100+ new posts it's hard to get motivated to poo poo talk.

Realer talk how are any of you candy bullshit supposed to compare to chocolate? Trying to insult you is like trying to insult a retarded puppy: you can't understand it and you can't learn from it.

retarded puppies make more sense than this low-energy post

# ? Jul 26, 2016 02:59

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

CirclMastr posted:

Real talk when I get home from work to find 100+ new posts it's hard to get motivated to poo poo talk.

it's not like you need to keep a running tally of who said what exactly when

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:01

CirclMastr: Jul 4, 2010

Birdstrike posted:

retarded puppies make more sense than this low-energy post

Nice self-reference.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:04

TammyHEH: Dec 11, 2013; Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

CirclMastr posted:

Nice self-reference.

tghis is is what the bird strrike is talking about wtf

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:11

Podima: Nov 4, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Tommunist posted:

tghis is is what the bird strrike is talking about wtf

Your posting is garbage ever since you lost the dog av. Every time you post, the real Hobbes spins in his grave hard enough to power the entire country of Bosnia.

Motherfucker.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:13

TammyHEH: Dec 11, 2013; Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

Podima posted:

Your posting is garbage ever since you lost the dog av. Every time you post, the real Hobbes spins in his grave hard enough to power the entire country of Bosnia.

Motherfucker.

you're posting has never been acceptable and lol honestly i thought you'd hit the bottom but u keep going

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:15

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

CirclMastr posted:

Real talk when I get home from work to find 100+ new posts it's hard to get motivated to poo poo talk.

Realer talk how are any of you candy bullshit supposed to compare to chocolate? Trying to insult you is like trying to insult a retarded puppy: you can't understand it and you can't learn from it.

I can't poo poo talk cause I'm a piece who joined a game to poo poo talk and I'm realllllllyyyy tirrrredddd

:qq:

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:16

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Infinitum posted:

Thought this was the poo poo talking thread, not the lurk and be useless thread.
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Allen Wren 		7
bowmore	 		5
Retro Futurist 		5
Solis 			5
djw175 			3
oldskool 		2
Gamerofthegame 		2
CirclMastr 		2
chaoslord 		2
Pez		 	1
Maigius	 		1
Acebuckeye13 		1
AnAnonymousIdiot 	1
You've all got less posts than the Op.

I hope the cat eats your loving game pieces.

Had to watch wrestling and now I need to go get dinner so :colbert:

But just lol that people didn't choose Team Gummy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnapbyNo8co

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:17

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

I can't really follow the narrative when there's 100+ posts

:qq:

A BLUUU BLUUU BLUUUU

:qq:

-Famed bland insipid forum poster CirclMastr

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:18

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

chaoslord posted:

But just lol that people didn't choose Team Gummy.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:20

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Team Mint

more liek

Team poo poo

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:21

TammyHEH: Dec 11, 2013; Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

chaoslord

more

like

bad

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:25

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Infinitum posted:

Team Mint

more liek

Team poo poo

Nice one

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:27

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

chaoslord posted:

Nice one

Thank you it's some of my best work.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:37

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Tommunist posted:

chaoslord

more

like

bad

This, on the other hand, is so far from the truth that I can't even understand it. Tommunist? More like.... actually, tommunist, you're bad enough, I don't need to rename you or compare you to someone else.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:37

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Infinitum posted:

Team Mint

more liek

Team poo poo

don't sign your posts

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:43

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

lol circlkjmstr can't even afford an e key for their keyboard

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:44

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Birdstrike posted:

don't sign your posts

Birdstrike and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad retort.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:45

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

Team Gummy posting like a bunch of Pod 6-ers this game

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:47

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

Birdstrike posted:

Team Gummy posting like a bunch of Pod 6-ers this game

THAT'S IT, YOU'RE ON REPORT

...now what was your name again?

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:50

chaoslord: Jan 28, 2009; Nature Abhors A Vacuum

"I'm birdstrike the jerk. I like to eat worms and dance around. Look at me, eating worms and dancing around with worms coming out of my mouth."

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:51

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

chaoslord posted:

"I'm birdstrike the jerk. I like to eat worms and dance around. Look at me, eating worms and dancing around with worms coming out of my mouth."

Get a load of this mailbox head!

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:59

TammyHEH: Dec 11, 2013; Alfrything is only the ghost of a memory...

chaoslord posted:

This, on the other hand, is so far from the truth that I can't even understand it. Tommunist? More like.... actually, tommunist, you're bad enough, I don't need to rename you or compare you to someone else.

lol its cute that you think you can talk back to your betters (team mint) like this.

# ? Jul 26, 2016 04:59