Twenty Player Shit-Talking Candy Land

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Who's gonna win? This poll is closed.
Team Chocolate	10	29.41%
Team Gummy	9	26.47%
Team Lollipop	9	26.47%
Team Mint	6	17.65%
Total:	34 votes

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JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

team gummy me

# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 07:01

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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 16:50

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Infinitum posted:

Glad to see Team Lollipop has finally learnt to count.

Its candyland so you don't have to count, its all color coded

# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 16:53

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 18:19

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Absurd Revolver posted:

did u know chocolate is a popular vehicle for poison?

makes u think...

# ¿ Jul 24, 2016 19:02

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

eat poo poo losers

# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 14:14

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Absurd Revolver posted:

now who's poo poo

NOW WHO IS poo poo

if the saying "you are what you eat" is true, you

# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 21:36

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

also everyone else

# ¿ Jul 25, 2016 21:36

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

i went to a yourh group at a baptist church for a little in high school because this girl i liked went there and they said that if you buy a gameboy advance or sony playstation that is a sin

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 00:10

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

and that was like northern baptist, i have to imagine southern baptists are even more conservative

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 00:11

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

a kid started to cry when they said owning a game boy advance was a sin, because it was around Christmas and he really wanted one

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 00:15

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Li Dawny posted:

It's a distraction from the Word.

I think they were pushing that it was a luxury status symbol or something

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 00:16

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

One thing I have found is that church kids go hard as gently caress when it comes to american eagle (or british bulldog the tag game where you tackle the poo poo out of people)

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 00:19

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

oh wait im getting distracted im supposed to be poo poo talking

eat poo poo

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 00:22

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Birdstrike posted:

ima take out Jake like Jon Joe in popcon

bitch didn't you see I was avenged and ascended to heaven as a loving angel?

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 01:39

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

meanwhile you literally live in the closest thing possible to hell on earth i hope a spider swallows your soul

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 01:40

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

# ¿ Jul 26, 2016 23:57

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

watched the video hoping that he would choke and die

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 01:31

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Tommunist posted:

everyone else is lovely and can't produce the goods

if i wanted to tryhard i wouldn't have signed up for 20player candyland

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 01:49

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Tommunist posted:

ok i didn't really mean that

i never had the preconceived notion that anyone would ever want to see me eat candy anyway so its cool

hard truths

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 02:02

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

chaoslord posted:

Real talk: you are all dumb and bad

that was not actual real talk

ya its real hard to talk with a giant terd in your mouth

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 05:47

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

eat poo poo birdstrike and chaos lord and lidawny

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 05:48

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

oh chaos is on my team, actually i dont even care

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 05:48

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Infinitum posted:

Lacks conviction.

Like all Team Mint posts.

ya i dont even think he even submitted the report

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 06:05

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

oldskool posted:

i'm here and apparently the sole representative

go gently caress yourself

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 16:52

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

oldskool posted:

i'm sorry this is the poo poo-talking Candy Land game, you must be looking for the poo poo-posting one

your mom

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 17:12

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

lol podma you loving stupid piece of poo poo

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 20:18

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

i wish podima would literally drown

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 20:26

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

and tommunist

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 20:26

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Retro Futurist posted:

Eat poo poo other teams

we can't you already ate it all

# ¿ Jul 27, 2016 21:51

JakeP: Apr 27, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

chaoslord posted:

The last guy did two candies he had never had before so I went for 4 to try to ensure it would count since the day got away from me.

First off... Skor. Skor is Swedish for shoes, so I hope like all heck that it does not taste like shoes....

Luckily for me, it did not. It's alright, actually. I've never been a huge toffee person, but I would not trade this away if I got it on Halloween. At 200 calories, it is a good snack size.

Next up, Take 5. This, shockingly, came out in 2004. I literally have never seen it before. The packaging was redone recently, apparently created by a panel of "diverse millennial-aged students". I just... what? Rather than being a solid bar, it is two small pieces.

A combo of milk chocolate, pretzel, peanut butter, caramel, and peanuts, I really, really enjoyed this. It might be my go to gas station snack if I can ever find it again.

Okay, so next is Charleston Chew. This is an old classic that I have somehow never had before. In looking at the back, I noticed something shocking.

"Produced with Genetic Engineering." ? Uhhh.... am I going to die? Anyway, these are chewy and good. If I ever want to eat a lot of chocolate, I'll probably stick with Rollo's, but these are not bad at all.

Last up, Hot Tamales: Tropical Heat. I've never had regular Hot Tamales, either, but I reckon getting the more flavorful one is the best way to go. Three flavors, Mango Tango, Limon Fever, and Pineapple Picante.

Also with some GMO goodness! I went with Limon Fever first. I could tell it was a little hot, but it didn't have much kick to it. Pineapple Picante had a little bit more to it. Mango Tango I liked the most for flavor, didn't seem to have much hot to it. Didn't particularly care for this item, overall.

So on a scale of 1 (would never get) to 5 (top item),

Skor: **
Take 5: **** 1/2
Charleston Chew: ***
Hot Tamales Tropical Heat: **

I would take a picture of my dog but I had to drop himoff at Dog Party USA earlier because I am going out of town this weekend.

I tried!