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Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!


Buff Slamchest.

If only. Cancer treatment destroyed me last year.

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TL
Jan 16, 2006

Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

Bowties are cool.

Punch Deadlift, which I think was actually a name used in the show.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core



Timby posted:

Buff Slamchest.

If only. Cancer treatment destroyed me last year.

what up cancer survivor buddy

Took me a year after chemo before I felt better. Current fitness goals: Slab Gruntmeat

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013





Hair Elf

The Rifftrax channel on Twitch is showing Oblivion. There's the germ of a good Weird West story in there.

BUT

It's undermined by a puerile script and mailed in performances from the bigger names and just bad acting from the rest.

Also, it's too campy to really be weird and too weird to actually be camp.

Edit: huh, it's written by Peter David. I would have expected the writing to be better.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017



That one's quite something. George Takei is amazing(ly bad) in it. Of special note is the evil henchwoman who I was a little startled to find plays one of the sirens in O Brother, Where Are Thou?

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017



https://twitter.com/BillCorbett/sta...102344482283522

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold





so is that a stupid name?

InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.

Nap Ghost


The series finale he will find beer on the Sun.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.


Raskolnikov38 posted:

so is that a stupid name?

Rowsdower, Rowsdower, ribbity robbity Rowsdower. Bibbidy bobbidy bowsdower

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017



Crow's almost indignant 'Well MY name is Bill Shtinkwater!' cracks me up every time.

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."




I die when Mike busts out the French accent: “Gio no! Not Etienne!” “Zoo ta low (apologies for the phonetic spelling)! Je suis Mort!”

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.


Pulchritudinous posted:

I die when Mike busts out the French accent: “Gio no! Not Etienne!” “Zoo ta low (apologies for the phonetic spelling)! Je suis Mort!”

(thugs chase Rowsdower through the woods)

Servo (in gruff North American accent): "Aw, merde! Mon pied!"

Bobbin Threadbare
Jan 2, 2009

I'm looking for a flock of urbanmechs.



Pulchritudinous posted:

I die when Mike busts out the French accent: “Gio no! Not Etienne!” “Zoo ta low (apologies for the phonetic spelling)! Je suis Mort!”

It's "zut alors!" which translates to "dang, then!"

Barudak
May 7, 2007



Proteus Jones posted:

The Rifftrax channel on Twitch is showing Oblivion. There's the germ of a good Weird West story in there.

BUT

It's undermined by a puerile script and mailed in performances from the bigger names and just bad acting from the rest.

Also, it's too campy to really be weird and too weird to actually be camp.

Edit: huh, it's written by Peter David. I would have expected the writing to be better.

There is a sequel and its even worse. Ive no evidence but I assumed the whole thing was an attempt to get a tv show like star trek going which is why the wide cast of "good" characters but its so bad and cant maintain tone and the lead hero is just unengaging conceptually.

bad posts ahead!!!
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.


i can’t decide if the the real eye creatures are the aliens or the army perverts in the monitoring room. every dude in this film is so gross

the the end, let’s let’s go!

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006



I vaguely remember that on the night the Kickstarter ended, Joel livestreamed a big celebration show with some other comedians. Was that recorded or available to watch somewhere?

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

Bowties are cool.

https://youtu.be/TPIny9avjZc

It was a beautiful disaster.

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006



TL posted:

https://youtu.be/TPIny9avjZc

It was a beautiful disaster.

Thanks! I was wondering why it wasn't on their official MST3K channel but now understand.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Yam Slacker

tankadillo posted:

Thanks! I was wondering why it wasn't on their official MST3K channel but now understand.

The last few minutes are wonderful and heartwarming but everything before that... yeaaaaaaah.

Junkie Disease
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates



Mst3k.com does a pretty bad job at mst3k events and news, and I'd kill for better merch

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013




A couple of MST3K-themed video conference backgrounds

https://www.shoutfactory.com/blog/virtual-backgrounds/

ringu0 fucked around with this message at 00:16 on May 23, 2020

TL
Jan 16, 2006

Yeah, it is. Isn't it?

Bowties are cool.

Guys...

...I kinda think...

...that Overdrawn at the Memory Bank...

...is an okay movie.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017



Was this a revelation from being visited by a chubby angel with gin blossoms?

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?


TL posted:

Guys...

...I kinda think...

...that Overdrawn at the Memory Bank...

...is an okay movie.

Why do you hate anteaters so much?

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001



TL posted:

Guys...

...I kinda think...

...that Overdrawn at the Memory Bank...

...is an okay movie.

Like many films, there was an idea that could have worked in other hands.

Space Mutiny is at least a good concept that turns into hot trash once someone decided the use a vague warehouse as a spaceship. But a mutiny on a generation ship isn't a bad idea for a movie.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold





TL posted:

Guys...

...I kinda think...

...that Overdrawn at the Memory Bank...

...is an okay movie.

please go to a hospital for a massive cocaine overdose immediately

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an



Overdrawn is in the class of MST3K movies that is shooting for something way above it's pay grade and there's something respectable about that.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.


TL posted:

Guys...

...I kinda think...

...that Overdrawn at the Memory Bank...

...is an okay movie.

BWAA HA HA *farts* *belch* HA HA *wheeze* *farts again*

Crazy Ferret
May 11, 2007

Welp


Chokes McGee posted:

BWAA HA HA *farts* *belch* HA HA *wheeze* *farts again*

Crow cracking up at this scene is the highlight of an already great episode.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Chokes McGee posted:

BWAA HA HA *farts* *belch* HA HA *wheeze* *farts again*

"just breathing wears this guy out!"

Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Sash! posted:

Space Mutiny is at least a good concept that turns into hot trash once someone decided the use a vague warehouse as a spaceship. But a mutiny on a generation ship isn't a bad idea for a movie.

Its biggest problem really stems from budget. Get decent sets and costuming and a stronger director and there's a decent movie in there.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.


TL posted:

Guys...

...I kinda think...

...that Overdrawn at the Memory Bank...

...is an okay movie.

Surely this will cure him of his love of cinemas!

Fezz
Aug 31, 2001
You should feel ashamed.

Come to my mall. To my atrium!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold





oh no they must have a jack in the box in the food court!

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017



I didn’t want to bungle or boggle the Fingel dopple.

Funky Valentine
Feb 26, 2014

Dojyaa~an



Yeah sure that'll stop the 400 pound guy who smells pancakes.

Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

No hunks allowed, ya dangus

What is this "Children of the Damned day" at the brain institute here?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Eh.


Oh yeah, old guys becoming pandas, that's the future.

Mr. Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono


You know, the Starfighters is a pretty decent, if dry, documentary about a fighter jet and air force procedures. However, it is a terrible movie.

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Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!


We watched the cinema version of Clonus: the Parts Horror last night; it's the first time I've ever seen the entire film. Aside from now being traumatised for life at the extended sex scene between lumpy Richard and the gal who lost her nose in the angle-grinder accident, there are a couple of scenes that actually add some proper punch to the film: genuinely creepy moments when Richard, whilst escaping Clonus, discovered the freezer room, and the scenes of Lena being tortured and lobotomised are pretty disturbing as well

Really enjoying these restored (as it were) versions of the MSTie'd films; the plot to Clonus makes a hell of a lot more sense now, aside from Grandma Wynn. She's still improvising as terribly as ever.

There's a full version of Final Sacrifice and Time Chasers on the same channel


Chokes McGee posted:

BWAA HA HA *farts* *belch* HA HA *wheeze* *farts again*

Never, ever fails to leave me crippled from laughing.

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