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Mulaney Power Move posted:Zaat! is pretty boring but at least it has a positive ending Interesting conclusion because I don't even know what the hell happens to make it positive or negative
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Dawgstar posted:"Anybody got handcuffs or anything?" "The word 'truncheon' springs to mind."
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Sash! posted:Interesting conclusion because I don't even know what the hell happens to make it positive or negative The hero triumphs and the woman escapes with him while the monster who was chasing her dies on the beach
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Mulaney Power Move posted:The hero triumphs and the woman escapes with him while the monster who was chasing her dies on the beach "Hero." Mulaney Power Move more like Catfish Monster Move
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Dr. Z was clearly the protagonist. All he wanted to was create a race of catfishmen and catfishwomen. What, were you rooting for the catfish hating mad scientists and the racist sheriff?
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Oct 14, 2025 01:42
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He was, in fact, a Nazi
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I guess when we scooped up all those rocket scientists with operation paperclip we also nabbed the catfish guy
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Oct 14, 2025 01:50
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Imagine if along with Sputnik the Soviets also put the first fishman on the beach. The cold war would have been lost.
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Sash! posted:He was, in fact, a Nazi He also had a very complicated masturbation ritual.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I guess when we scooped up all those rocket scientists with operation paperclip we also nabbed the catfish guy Talk about casting a wide net!
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Oct 14, 2025 04:24
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I'll watch Dr. Z over Devilfish any day. There's some low budget charm to Dr. Z while Devilfish is just boring Italian Jaws ripoff product #3489. One of those movies where it's tough to sit through even with the riffs.
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Oct 14, 2025 12:56
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The best thing about devil fish is the clip of Mike losing it at the guy hanging brain.
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Beery guy's theme.
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what does hanging brain mean. is that when they had to censor the guy's balls
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Ball sack
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i guessed it right in my ninja edit. you kids have weird expressions these days.
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wretched humans!
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Static Rook posted:I'll watch Dr. Z over Devilfish any day. There's some low budget charm to Dr. Z while Devilfish is just boring Italian Jaws ripoff product #3489. One of those movies where it's tough to sit through even with the riffs. I'm the complete opposite because I love bad Italian ripoff movies and thought they did a great job with Devil Fish, while Dr. Z just has the same sort of sleazy griminess to it (with a dash of old-fashioned Southern racism) that Manos had, where it kinda edges towards being a little off-putting at times.
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Yeah, but Zaat knew how to gently caress up a pharmacy.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:I'm the complete opposite because I love bad Italian ripoff movies and thought they did a great job with Devil Fish, while Dr. Z just has the same sort of sleazy griminess to it (with a dash of old-fashioned Southern racism) that Manos had, where it kinda edges towards being a little off-putting at times. I enjoy the Paleo-Shark specialist because literally everything she says is nonsense
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Sydney Bottocks posted:I'm the complete opposite because I love bad Italian ripoff movies and thought they did a great job with Devil Fish, while Dr. Z just has the same sort of sleazy griminess to it (with a dash of old-fashioned Southern racism) that Manos had, where it kinda edges towards being a little off-putting at times. Also sometimes 'WARNING! ETHNIC SLUR!' just pops unbidden into my head at like Walmart or somewhere and I'll laugh out loud.
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Dawgstar posted:Also sometimes 'WARNING! ETHNIC SLUR!' just pops unbidden into my head at like Walmart or somewhere and I'll laugh out loud.    Condola ride for-a you and the nice-a lady, signore Monkey?
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I dunno, Mikey, I kinda like-a the look!
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Sash! posted:I enjoy the Paleo-Shark specialist because literally everything she says is nonsense 2 million years ago, new species of fish appeared!
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Dr. Jerrold Coe posted:2 million years ago, new species of fish appeared! Toothed fish appeared around 1664, according to her
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And it appeared at the end of the Cetaceous.
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We is going to Flori-da Everglades make sure to bring a da Budweiser beer ey why you no call you mother
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B-b-b-baby we ain't seen nothin' yet, over
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Mulaney Power Move posted:We is going to Flori-da Everglades make sure to bring a da Budweiser beer ey why you no call you mother Gondola ride for you and da lady, Signore Monkey?
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mangia mangia ey gabagool
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Boy, am I from Florida! Funny thing, the electrician guy was an American actor, though not from Florida IIRC. The rest of the credited actors were I think all various Eurotrash veterans. Except William Berger, who was also an American and did at least one actual film, Sabata. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Oct 14, 2025 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Funny thing, the electrician guy was an American actor, though not from Florida IIRC. The rest of the credited actors were I think all various Eurotrash veterans. Except William Berger, who did actual films and was clearly slumming it (or wanted a vacation in the Florida Keys). But he did live the bold, adventurous life of an appliance repairman!
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Speaking of William Berger, he appeared in a better-than-you'd-expect Romanian disaster film called Oil! alongside Stuart Whitman, Ray Milland, and Woody Strode.
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Sydney Bottocks posted:But he did live the bold, adventurous life of an appliance repairman! "Well I suppose I'll accept a little sex from you." 
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Funny thing, the electrician guy was an American actor, though not from Florida IIRC. The rest of the credited actors were I think all various Eurotrash veterans. Except William Berger, who was also an American and did at least one actual film, Sabata. Of course he was an American, he drove a truck!
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:And it appeared at the end of the Cetaceous. When Whales Ruled the Earth
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Sydney Bottocks posted:But he did live the bold, adventurous life of an appliance repairman! He maintains an appliance...BAH DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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Angry_Ed posted:He maintains an appliance...BAH DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH Just gotta run in and get my check...BAH DUP BAAA DAAAAAAAAA!
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Does anyone recall the short about a kid in a gang but he leaves because the gang mugged his father when he wasn’t around and also the good kids went him to testify to a council of adults so they don’t institute a curfew? The only riff I recall is as the kid comes around a corner and sees the bullies Mike sings “It’s the eye of the tiger- oh boy”
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