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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



The 7th Guest posted:

Well, you’re right. The liver isn’t in the skull.

I think the title was supposed to be screaming, SEMICOLON, skull.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose
Y'know, the skull has been perfectly civil throughout this, I have to say.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



The movie that graphically depicts sometimes seeing peacocks and sometimes not seeing peacocks.

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

Larryb posted:

It’s also notable for being a movie they referenced on the show before they actually watched it (another example was the short A Case Of Spring Fever, I forget if there were any more)

They mention Mac and Me in Pod People, and Wild Wild World of Batwoman has clips of The Mole Men. Also, The Brain that Wouldn't Die and maybe others have jokes about radar before they officially watched Radar Secret Service.

muscles like this! posted:

For some reason that reminds me of an episode that didn't happen where for season 4 where they thought they had the rights to the Elvis movie Charro. Interesting enough this is the movie where Elvis doesn't sing so if they had gotten it they probably wouldn't have had any issues with music rights.

They included that one on an official list of upcoming episodes that they sent to Info Club members, so they must've found out pretty late that they couldn't do it. Apparently it was a version from Film Ventures International; maybe whatever FVI did to get out of paying for the rights to movies didn't work for that one. Another one they almost did was Moment by Moment, a 1978 romance movie with John Travolta and Lily Tomlin (really).

I remember an interview with Mike where he mentioned they were planning to do some movie with dinosaurs (he didn't remember the title) and got to the point that they started writing for it, but the movie was mainly people standing around doing nothing and they just couldn't write anything. They decided they'd have to tell the network they couldn't do the movie and didn't think it would go very well, but the next time they talked to someone from the network, the first thing the person said was "We lost the rights to that dinosaur movie so you'll have to do something else." Of course they acted like they were disappointed.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

FVI's scam was buying footage from a movie (which is a fairly common low budget thing) but instead of just using a clip they would cut out the opening/ending credits, strip the music, rename it and release the "new" film.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

muscles like this! posted:

FVI's scam was buying footage from a movie (which is a fairly common low budget thing) but instead of just using a clip they would cut out the opening/ending credits, strip the music, rename it and release the "new" film.

I'm amazed that it worked (in that apparently no one ever bothered to sue them).

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Action Jacktion posted:

I remember an interview with Mike where he mentioned they were planning to do some movie with dinosaurs (he didn't remember the title) and got to the point that they started writing for it, but the movie was mainly people standing around doing nothing and they just couldn't write anything. They decided they'd have to tell the network they couldn't do the movie and didn't think it would go very well, but the next time they talked to someone from the network, the first thing the person said was "We lost the rights to that dinosaur movie so you'll have to do something else." Of course they acted like they were disappointed.
Why would I not be surprised if this turned out to be Planet of Dinosaurs? There's a whole lot of nothing in between the somewhat decent stop-motion dinosaurs.

Keromaru5
Dec 28, 2012

Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Senior Woodchuck posted:

I'm amazed that it worked (in that apparently no one ever bothered to sue them).
Ironically, this was after the original version of FVI wound up having The Last Shark sued out of theaters for being such a blatant Jaws knock-off, back when they actually made they own movies. This was one of the factors that led to it going bust, and its founder, Edward L. Montoro, embezzling some money and disappearing, supposedly to Mexico.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Keromaru5 posted:

Why would I not be surprised if this turned out to be Planet of Dinosaurs? There's a whole lot of nothing in between the somewhat decent stop-motion dinosaurs.

Which would be funny if it were, since Rifftrax ended up doing it years later.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



I'm half convinced Cry Wilderness is an elaborate prank. The god drat camera isn't even in focus on 2/3 of the shots!

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011

Action Jacktion posted:

Also, The Brain that Wouldn't Die and maybe others have jokes about radar before they officially watched Radar Secret Service.
This one's maybe a bit more of a special case than usual, given that they'd been primed for the movie well before they actually got the rights (since the distributor wanted a lot more money the first time). A shame we'll never know how the earlier riff of the movie would have played out, back before the luster of RADAR had faded.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

These organs aren't color coded like the book was....

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Hogama posted:

This one's maybe a bit more of a special case than usual, given that they'd been primed for the movie well before they actually got the rights (since the distributor wanted a lot more money the first time). A shame we'll never know how the earlier riff of the movie would have played out, back before the luster of RADAR had faded.

Like Moses at the Rock, I had my first doubts about RADAR that day.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

The movie that graphically depicts sometimes seeing peacocks and sometimes not seeing peacocks.

Few things in the show have ever range truer than Tom saying that Screaming Skull is a serving of horror for 2 trying to serve 6.

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


I just got a Kickstarter email update from the Gizmoplex…

…promoting the MST3K board game Kickstarter. That was an exciting 0.25 seconds.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Sydney Bottocks posted:

Like Moses at the Rock, I had my first doubts about RADAR that day.

Only RADAR knows what the hell is going on

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Sash! posted:

Only RADAR knows what the hell is going on

Uh, RADAR can't look into their hearts, sir.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005



Splint Chesthair posted:

I just got a Kickstarter email update from the Gizmoplex…

…promoting the MST3K board game Kickstarter. That was an exciting 0.25 seconds.
I definitely thought they were restarting the campaign for a new season.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Shout factory: hey Joel we're putting your likeness in a board game that's all the news we got for 2025!

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



muscles like this! posted:

One thing I loved about Jonah's group is how him, Baron and Hampton have this manic energy that just feeds off each other. Like they're great at doing freak outs.

The freakout in Beast of Hollow Mountain where Crow and Servo just wander around the set in ominous big-head costumes is amazing,

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Action Jacktion posted:

They mention Mac and Me in Pod People, and Wild Wild World of Batwoman has clips of The Mole Men. Also, The Brain that Wouldn't Die and maybe others have jokes about radar before they officially watched Radar Secret Service.


This isn't exactly the topic but the host segment in Earth vs. Spider where janitor Mike shows up before the janitor appears in the movie. (Joel whispers to the bots 'oh that's the connection' when the guy shows up)

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

Teenagers from Outer Space also has a bit where they talk about the kindly landlord before he appears.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

I'm pretty sure the bit on the SOL where Mike's hanging from the giant spider web (that Servo and Crow are using to catch giant bugs for snacks) happens before Gary and the dancers discover the dead scientist hanging from a similar web, in Horrors of Spider Island.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Do they do three different monster spider movies? Is there another micro-genre better represented?

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003
The most infamous bit of clairvoyance was in King Dinosaur where they do a whole segment about Joey the Lemur before the creature in question appears (and also it's a kinkajou, not a lemur, and I believe the characters only say Joe, not Joey). It's odd because when Joe the non-Lemur finally does appear, Joel says something like "That must be Joey the Lemur," like they did the segment because they knew Joey would appear. There's also a joke in Last of the Wild Horses about it: "Joey the Lemur isn't even in this movie!"

Sometimes they'd make references to lines before they were spoken, like in Pod People where they say "You can do stupid things" before the kid actually says the original line "You can do magic things."

zoux posted:

Do they do three different monster spider movies? Is there another micro-genre better represented?

Gamera? They did at least three werewolf or wolfman movies.

Diabolik900
Mar 28, 2007

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I'm pretty sure the bit on the SOL where Mike's hanging from the giant spider web (that Servo and Crow are using to catch giant bugs for snacks) happens before Gary and the dancers discover the dead scientist hanging from a similar web, in Horrors of Spider Island.

I always assumed this and the next sketch, where Mike imitates the boss with his feet on the desk accidentally swapped places in editing.

Another example is the Joey the Lemur sketch in King Dinosaur which takes place before the lemur (which is actually a kinkajou) even shows up in the movie.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
don't they do "Joey the Lemur" before the lemur shows up

e. lol

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


zoux posted:

Do they do three different monster spider movies? Is there another micro-genre better represented?

Movies where a guy named Paul becomes a monster.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Splint Chesthair posted:

Movies where a guy named Paul becomes a monster.

lol

Track of the Moonbeast, Waerwulf and what else

Paul Revere 3000
Dec 8, 2007

So like a pimp I'm pimpin'
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg
I'm just B-boy limpin'


zoux posted:

lol

Track of the Moonbeast, Waerwulf and what else

Projected Man, and The Crawling Hand (a little bit)

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Paul Revere 3000 posted:

Projected Man, and The Crawling Hand (a little bit)

Not Paul, but an incredible simulation!

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004


So much of the Sci-Fi era is just women yelling “Paul!” lol

Fezz
Aug 31, 2001

You should feel ashamed.

Paul is NOT Paul anymore!

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

Fezz posted:

Paul is NOT Paul anymore!

He’s SUPER Paul!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Paul is also the monstrous kid from Cry Wilderness :thunk:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

E: missed the previous Paul post, so, uh, I enjoyed his letter to the Philippians! :sweatdrop:

Sydney Bottocks fucked around with this message at 18:31 on Dec 5, 2025

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

This is absolutely fascinating

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Oh, so THIS is where they're holding all the Guns'n'Roses reunions!

E:

"You died 13 years ago! I saw you get sealed in a cave!"
"Well... happy Easter!"

Shaman Tank Spec fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Dec 5, 2025

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Sydney Bottocks posted:

E: missed the previous Paul post, so, uh, I enjoyed his letter to the Philippians! :sweatdrop:

You think the Colossians could stand another letter?

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Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Sydney Bottocks posted:

I'm pretty sure the bit on the SOL where Mike's hanging from the giant spider web (that Servo and Crow are using to catch giant bugs for snacks) happens before Gary and the dancers discover the dead scientist hanging from a similar web, in Horrors of Spider Island.

Crow asking if Mike routinely leaps across the bridge like a gazelle always makes me laugh.

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