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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Any idea what movies are on the docket yet?

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Michael Bay made the island not Emmerich.


But I dunno if any of the ones I've seen could be salvageable really. Maybe the final sacrifice with actual good Canadian Actors? Seth Rogan for Rowsdower, Colm feore for Santoris? (My phone autocprrectdd that to Santorum. Appropriate because Santoris should be that dead eyed creepy)

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Let me get in the phone with the minister of Canadian heritage tonight and maybe we can even use the original sets in rural Alberta

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Bruceski posted:

I don't think anyone who's heard about even a fraction of the behind-the-scenes sausage is going to really judge when most people make bad movies. People working with a budget of pocket change and donuts stolen from the boardroom aren't going to make Indiana Jones.

I mean on the other hand clerks was pretty good.




Clerks 2 blew tho.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Jesus. Imagine the new mst3k did telefrancais. What would they make of annana

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Dylazodelan posted:

One of those films has the distinctive honor of having its monster bleed to death from its anus as the human cast looks on with glee.

Oh man. It's my 15th birthday party all over again.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I can think of few weeklies actually. From dusk to dawn, Chelsea handler ' show, Mike Tyson mysteries etc.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



When I was around 10 years old my brother and sister rented the movie.n Yes, I got brought in by the movie.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



OldTennisCourt posted:

Weirdly enough the first for me was the movie.

Same! I think I said that too. Good times. I've exposed so many friends to it, because despite what is said otherwise, I find the movie is a great way to ease people into mst3k

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Hmmmm...So, Baron Vaughn voices Servo now. He's in Grace and Frankie. Co-starring is June Diane Raphael.


So, what I am saying is I drat well want an MST3K, How did this get made crossover dammit.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Bicyclops posted:

I just booted up The Final Sacrifice and was feeling kind of "meh" about the whole thing until Brain Guy said "Your movie today is, if such things can be measured, the worst thing to come out of Canada."

On my tombstone will be "second worst thing to come out of Canada"

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Ensign_Ricky posted:

Seriously, after Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Bieber, Rob Ford, Ted Cruz, Nickleback, Robin Thicke....bunny, you, I, and Rowsdower are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down that particular list.

Well crap. I kept tellign you that Jazz Polka fusion record would ensure our fame, but you wouldn't bring your accordian.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Crazy Ferret posted:

The host of Club Scum. Actor named Daran Norris whose IMDB page is packed, the guy gets work for sure. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0358460/?ref_=tt_cl_t3

Its always interesting to see who shows up in some of MST3K's movies.

Including Pia Zadora!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I can even hear it in his exasperated with the bots voice

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



And really, wasn't Cambot in every theatre segment filming it?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I introduce people by showing them a date with you family short. 10 minutes, grade a-riffing. People rarely sit through a 2 hour movie of something new, but 10 minutes is great.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Watching Hercules vs the moon men, and did Joel always have that goatee?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Oh man, I cannot get more hype

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I am weird and can't get into stranger things at all.


Also, Bloodline season 1 is a decent drama I found.


EDIT: Also both seasons of Grace and Frankie, but that might be because it seriously reminds me of my mother, her best friend, the circumstances and that like.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Ah Jeez, just reading that made me sad, and harder to be mad at Mallon.


Sorry to hear he lost his daughter :smith:

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Just watched the fb vid. Yup, Hampton is definitely got crow nailed while doing his own thing subtly. I do like Tom Servos new voice though.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.




quote:

guest stars will include Jerry Seinfeld, Mark Hamill, Joel McHale and Neil Patrick Harris.

Dayum!

I hope to got they poo poo on Bee Movie

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



holy crap. 5 minutes into the first episode. Loving it.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I just caught Patton reusing a joke from his standup in the riffs

<:mad:>



(For reference, it's the jokes about Fudgey the Whale, and turning the cake pan)

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I'm not actually upset. I actually laughed harder because I recognized it.


Now, if they make jokes about KFC's famous bowls, I'm out.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



This explains Carvel


Also, look at how loving skinny he was.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Aw, Matt Oswalt got to work with brother on writing this. Yay

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



bunnyofdoom posted:

I just caught Patton reusing a joke from his standup in the riffs

<:mad:>



(For reference, it's the jokes about Fudgey the Whale, and turning the cake pan)

Just started episode 2 and got to the invention exchange. Dammit Patton, now I am legit upset

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Knight posted:

What exactly is Gypsy doing when she gets her two jokes in the theater? Just putting something down and coming back for it later? A friend described it as "she drops a bad joke and leaves."

According to Joel, the payload.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Plus Wikipedia

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Why is it I remember the riff from Merlin as "Believe in Magic" "Or I'll loving KILL YOU"

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



So.my buddy is interviewing the director of star crash on Thursday on his radio show. Any questions you guys have to send him?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Not Operator posted:

Is just "Akton???" a good enough question?

Like, asked in whatever inflection is most likely to prompt an explanation for Akton.

Hahahaha. I'll suggest it to him...


I'll also post the link here after.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Chokes McGee posted:

"Slam it on a grill and cram it in your face hole" is my current favourite line of both the old and new series.


*extremely Tom servo voice* Why wouldn't it?

I hate chokes Mcgee new voice

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



General Dog posted:

Every goon thinks he's a Crow, but is actually a Gypsy.

Please I am clearly Dr. Erhardt

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I'm Cherokee Jack!

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I am the size of Luxembourg

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Egbert Souse posted:

I remember Rebel Assault II having a MST mode complete with silhouette.

I'd like a GTA style sandbox game that let you play as MST characters and movie characters.

If you select Mitchell, he's really slow and needs Schlitz to regenerate. Or Trumpy can do magic things. Mr B Natural can teleport and dance to evade the Danger!! Death Ray being fired by Donald Pleasence.

How have I never heard of this before?

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



I have 6 beers, a bottle of cheap whiskey, and 9 episodes of Iron Fist. Can I do it?

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bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

Jaxxon: Still not the stupidest thing from the expanded universe.



Reince Penis posted:

Local Man Arrested for Practising King Fu on Lampost

gently caress. Wrong thread.



(I barely made it through 4.)

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