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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012




They both seem like awful people

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Irom
May 16, 2013



Siva68 posted:

Self proclaimed nice guys are loving closet psychos who spent most of their lives being a doormat to men and women. The resentment grows and grows then bam, cutting up hookers on the side of the highway is the only way they can get off.

Agree. I feel like the stereotype of the blonde jock lacrosse player doing all these campus rapes is a myth. It's really these beta types that take advantage of passed out girls out of frustration

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012
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Gaunab posted:

They both seem like awful people

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought this

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



Irom posted:

Agree. I feel like the stereotype of the blonde jock lacrosse player doing all these campus rapes is a myth. It's really these beta types that take advantage of passed out girls out of frustration

Maybe instead they could ask girls out, out of frustration, instead of raping them

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007


Megamarm

im a very nice guy

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 3, 2016

Whenever I see a child staring at me while on the highway....I always lick my lips to let them know that there are bad people out there.

Pick posted:

women get rejected all the drat time, and also just as many of us are ugly so

Fugly people don't count.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



Don Tacorleone posted:

I'm talking about attractive people, but now that I think about it I'm like "well drat why would anyone reject them "

But you get my point, pretty people could be nicer to uglies

I think most of the mystique about appearance, overall, needs to be broken down. I think I had my act together best when I looked my worst, and was the biggest shitshow when I looked my best .

I think Vonneguy's story Miss Temptation was good about it.

RestingB1tchFace
Jul 3, 2016

Whenever I see a child staring at me while on the highway....I always lick my lips to let them know that there are bad people out there.

BTW......I'm nice people and deserve fat booty ladies.

Seymour Butts
Jun 26, 2003
I break girls in like baseball gloves

Pick posted:

Honestly, the biggest issue is that they never follow up by asking us out. There are lots of nice guys I'd have dated if they'd ever asked, but they didn't.

Would you like to go out on a date with me?

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

I paid money for this.


Krypt-OOO-Nite!! posted:

"my parents always told me to buy used"

Stealing this line.....Can't wait to get the chance use it.

this but with unironic irony

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



Seymour Butts posted:

Would you like to go out on a date with me?

You in Portland?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013

HAIL SATAN


Ratjaculation posted:



^ hosed up if true, can a femgoon c/d pls

Not sure if Eliot Rodgers or .

Seymour Butts
Jun 26, 2003
I break girls in like baseball gloves

Pick posted:

You in Portland?

South Florida

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



too far to prove point to something awful forams

Irom
May 16, 2013



Pick posted:

Maybe instead they could ask girls out, out of frustration, instead of raping them

But what if they say no?

I'm afraid we can't take that risk

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



Irom posted:

But what if they say no?

I'm afraid we can't take that risk

I've never really understood this, because I have asked guys (and women) out and been turned down, which is frankly pretty loving humiliating for a woman, and I didn't go to "well I guess I've got some raping to do"

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

Take your, heh, SHOT at world domination

*launches into 3 hour diatribe about the friend zone*

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.


id like to know where she was going with that cut off text in the third pic

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



lorn Wayne posted:

*launches into 3 hour diatribe about the friend zone*

Interestingly, this term has gotten a fair amount of traction among women I know lately, way more than among the men I know. Don't know why.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015



lorn Wayne posted:

*launches into 3 hour diatribe about the friend zone*

I can cut that to 15 seconds. If you gotta talk about the "friend zone" it means you were never in the "humpy zone" in the first place. And you probably aren't really in the "friend zone" because you inherently admitted you aren't looking for friends. Simple.

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002



To be fair in tyool 2016 you're probably going to be expected to put so much stuff up your rear end in the bedroom that rejection is actually less embarrassing than if they say yes and you end up in ER with a 1/12 size power ranger in both holes.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010
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RobattoJesus posted:

To be fair in tyool 2016 you're probably going to be expected to put so much stuff up your rear end in the bedroom that rejection is actually less embarrassing than if they say yes and you end up in ER with a 1/12 size power ranger in both holes.
the current generation of rear end squirrels

Seymour Butts
Jun 26, 2003
I break girls in like baseball gloves

Pick posted:

too far to prove point to something awful forams

Meet me in the morning, 56th and Wabasha. Honey, we can be in Kansas, by the time the snow begins to fall.

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

Nobody gets between me and D&D!!


Clapping Larry

Pick posted:

Interestingly, this term has gotten a fair amount of traction among women I know lately, way more than among the men I know. Don't know why.

Is it because the term perfectly encapsulates how you string along your intelligent, respectful male friends while secretly loving all of the attractive jerks behind our backs even though we'd treat you so much better than they would if you'd just give us a chance but no, you won't do that because modern women are too stupid and shortsighted to even have their own best interests in mind? Is that why, Pick?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

eat the booty like groceries

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008


Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

id like to know where she was going with that cut off text in the third pic

dunno, but you can read about it here if you want

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...leep-night.html

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



RobattoJesus posted:

To be fair in tyool 2016 you're probably going to be expected to put so much stuff up your rear end in the bedroom that rejection is actually less embarrassing than if they say yes and you end up in ER with a 1/12 size power ranger in both holes.

this is sort of true, I blame the debauchery treadmill

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

Take your, heh, SHOT at world domination

Tears In A Vial posted:

dunno, but you can read about it here if you want

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...leep-night.html



huh, from the original sequence of pics i thought the story was "she borrowed $90 from him, refused to pay him back and he got mad, oh and also wanted to gently caress her". made both of them out to kinda look like jerks.

real story: he spent some money on a date, didn't get laid, got mad and demanded some money to compensate.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Is it because the term perfectly encapsulates how you string along your intelligent, respectful male friends while secretly loving all of the attractive jerks behind our backs even though we'd treat you so much better than they would if you'd just give us a chance but no, you won't do that because modern women are too stupid and shortsighted to even have their own best interests in mind? Is that why, Pick?

Nah I mean like women complaining that dudes friendzoned them. Sort of the shorthand for "he believes in 'don't stick your dick in crazy' and he thinks I'm crazy, but not so crazy he doesn't want to observe my personal showshow carnival'"

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May 10, 2010
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lorn Wayne posted:

huh, from the original sequence of pics i thought the story was "she borrowed $90 from him, refused to pay him back and he got mad, oh and also wanted to gently caress her". made both of them out to kinda look like jerks.

real story: he spent some money on a date, didn't get laid, got mad and demanded some money to compensate.
If you look at the time on the pictures ratjaculation posted them in reverse order

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002



Pick posted:

this is sort of true, I blame the debauchery treadmill

I've never used that one. After the sex swings I just kinda said no to anything in the bedroom larger than a snorkel.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014



oh man geeze oh wow..


all these other 'nice guys' are giving all of us REAL 'nice guys' a bad name. huh goons?

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May 10, 2010
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:

oh man geeze oh wow..


all these other 'nice guys' are giving all of us REAL 'nice guys' a bad name. huh goons?
y-yeah, just maybe if we're nice enough to the female posters on this forum we'll h-have a chance uwu

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



RobattoJesus posted:

I've never used that one. After the sex swings I just kinda said no to anything in the bedroom larger than a snorkel.

it's a Legitimate Concern among women I know that he's going to whip out the old "what if we--" and it's going to be something he saw in internet porn and it's going to be a bad time. It's going to turn out he saw some sort of enema videos or whatever and you're going to have to sit around making butt stew while folding laundry, and in the meantime he saw that finnish crusher video with the doll or whatever and gently suggests that while you squirt brown water out of your Gulf Coast starfish that you might also do the splits and sing "Barbie Girl" and you're like je-sus christ what a loving hassle

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!


I get kinda sad when people (women as well, but let's face it, there really is a lot more bitter angry guys than bitter angry women) just give in to their negative, angry emotions when it comes to dating. It really fucks people up, and the whole echo chamber aspect of internet subcultures makes it waaaay worse than it needs to be. Most of these people would be much better off with a bit of therapy.

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009



Pillbug

How come we don't get 500 posts about how the flagrantly bad screenshots/quotes itt are just internet people trying to rile up other internet people by making fake strawmen stories like we do in the r/relationships thread.

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May 10, 2010
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Tumble posted:

when people (women as well

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010



Canned Ferret

'nice guys' seem like they are caught in a sad state where they mostly hate themselves and feel like the only way they will be loved is by shaping their entire life and personality to please the woman, but they are also angry at women for 'making them' feel that way about themselves. They are frustrated and flip between blaming themselves and blaming women.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



Tumble posted:

I get kinda sad when people (women as well, but let's face it, there really is a lot more bitter angry guys than bitter angry women) just give in to their negative, angry emotions when it comes to dating. It really fucks people up, and the whole echo chamber aspect of internet subcultures makes it waaaay worse than it needs to be. Most of these people would be much better off with a bit of therapy.

Yeah pretty much. But to be honest, I think that men have a bigger problem with it than women mostly because male friendships are fairweather as gently caress. Or they're something that's like the opposite of fairweather, maybe I'd call it like pitchfriends where they keep each other bitter and angry and feeling like failures so that their friends don't realize their lives could be better than that, because if their lives improved, they'd LEAVE!!

A good friend wants what's best for you, even if it might be to the detriment of your specific friendship.

Actually, I think a lot of men have in essence abusive relationships with one another (just non-sexually). Like, they're afraid that their friends getting GFs and whatever will rip them away, so they subtly tear down their friends or ruin their self-esteem so that they'll stay.

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Pick posted:

Yeah pretty much. But to be honest, I think that men have a bigger problem with it than women mostly because male friendships are fairweather as gently caress. Or they're something that's like the opposite of fairweather, maybe I'd call it like pitchfriends where they keep each other bitter and angry and feeling like failures so that their friends don't realize their lives could be better than that, because if their lives improved, they'd LEAVE!!

A good friend wants what's best for you, even if it might be to the detriment of your specific friendship.

Actually, I think a lot of men have in essence abusive relationships with one another (just non-sexually). Like, they're afraid that their friends getting GFs and whatever will rip them away, so they subtly tear down their friends or ruin their self-esteem so that they'll stay.
interesting theory but I don't have friends so I can't verify.

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