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The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Troposphere posted:

women definitely suffer from crippling loneliness example me

Maybe you need to stop calling people out for "bigotry" when no offence was intended whatsoever.

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The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Stuntman posted:

were you angrily sitting on this sick robocop burn for 135 pages?

No I only found the time to start reading through the thread now.

Prepare for many, many outdated posts and quotes by me for this reason.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/feminism/2016/09/suzanne-moore-why-i-was-wrong-about-men

Here's a nice article by the female equivalent of a "nice guy" who has decided she despises all men because she's too old and ugly to get any.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Troposphere posted:

aren't you clochettes husband

the guy who eats pizza off the floor

one time i ate a couple of slices from a sealed pizza box that was placed on the floor for an hour or two because there was no table space or fridge in the hotel I was staying in. so no.

Troposphere posted:

cool floor pizza met his wife on a Chris chan stalker forum guy is here to give us his hot take on social justice and nice guys

I just read sonichu comics because they were funny. you yell at people for using the term political lesbian and thought they were saying that no women are actual lesbians in the world.

sorry no one loves you

The Saurus fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Sep 7, 2016

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Benny Harvey posted:

Is Suzanne Moore seriously saying the reason Yvette Cooper or Liz Kendall didn't become Labour Party leader was sexism? smdh

They were constantly trying that poo poo during the election, calling people brocialists and sexist for refusing to vote for a woman due to the simple fact of having a vageen.

Because that's what feminism is, completely ignoring the beliefs and personality of individual women and supporting them because they are women in and of themselves.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Troposphere posted:

he's a big dumbass floor pizza eater lmao

man I sure am jealous of the man married to clochette hahahaha

You should be.

I posted a pic of her on r/hottiesfortrump wearing my MAGA hat and everyone thought she was a hottie boombalottie

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Coolness Averted posted:

r/badatjudginthings thinks MAI WAIFE is hot! Take that internet!

Pathetic loser men also paid hundreds of dollars to spend time with her in a bikini at a gogo bar :thumbsup:

I mean r/hottiesfortrump generally has pretty attractive people. A friend of mine said they think attractive young men and women like Trump because he's telling them it's okay to be successful/better than your peers instead of the modern liberal PC crowd who try to thinshame anyone who isn't an obese lardwhale.

Stuntman posted:

was this before or after you ate pizza off the floor?

It was long after I ate pizza out of a sealed box that had spent a few dozen minutes on a clean floor.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Captain Yossarian posted:

Nice meltdown idiot

Actually I was very calm and happy when i made that post.

you said some really retarded poo poo about apples a while back if i recall

feel free to call this post a meltdown too if you like

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
As far as British TV shows go, I think Skins is the one where they really go out of their way to hire the most attractive people available. They knew it'd be impossible for teenagers to empathize with anyone who wasn't good looking

Do American men find British women attractive in general? Whenever there's an anglo-american couple it seems like 90% of the time it's an American woman and a British man. There's even a website specifically for it, where they demand you upload identification to prove your britishness to get a free account, while women have to pay:

https://datebritishguys.com/

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm genuinely curious what I posted about apples :prepop:

my bad i confused you with Yoloman cause the names are similar and you posted a lot in my apples thread around the time i was quoting him

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ8EAwRauoM

There was a pretty interesting documentary about incels. The person who made it was a woman, so they basically opened themselves up 100% for her.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Yeah the guys says in the first 5 minutes that "For a support forum it sometimes has the opposite effect"

It's a shame that when these guys are feeling down about themselves they get sucked into these poisonous communities and philosophies like red pill or PUA or MGTOW or whatever.

I got friendzoned by a girl when I was 16 and read the ladder theory and all that stuff. I grew out of it, it seems like many people don't and just continue to let these other bitter men shape their worldview, which makes it less and less likely that they will eventually find someone.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

I've got PMs, any fine young Jewish boys reading.

excuse me, but the red pill revealed to me that literally all women want to be dominated by a "chad" and there is absolutely no such thing as a woman that is into men who will do anything other than make her do all the chores and demand anal as a powerplay

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Calico Heart posted:

As a british man I've noticed an interesting phenomena where ugly british people (who are really ugly) don't look alike, but they're still all recognisably british. We have the most diverse set of ugly people anywhere in the world. You could look at ten different uggos, some with red faces, some with ham faces, some with boney faces and some with inverted faces, and you would still say "look, a bunch of brits!"

:britain:

My American brother-in-law swears up-and-down that he can tell if someone's british simply by looking at them

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Wicker Man posted:

Beat me while speaking like a blue collar factory working cockney. With a high, cutesy voice.

Watching porn with regional British accents always freaks me the gently caress out. Especially if it's a black country/midlands accent since that's where I was born.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Moridin920 posted:

Wasn't Elliot Rodger super angry at his mom for not marrying a rich dude? Like literally "How dare she not do this for me so I can have a baller life THAT WHOOOOOORE"

Like not even some dude she was dating then broke up with, he was mad that she wasn't a gold digger going out and finding a hypothetical rich dude to marry so Elliot could live in a mansion cuz if he lived in a mansion all his troubles would go away. And she was selfish for not doing that for him.

Nah it was a guy that she was dating at the time.

Elliot was still a spoilt rich little prick, he deliberately went to college wearing an Armani suit with a rolex watch driving a fancy car and was outraged that all the women didn't immediately run up to him and beg to give him their vagina.

He absolutely refused to make the first move because in his mind that meant it "didn't count" and wouldn't soothe his ego.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
I signed up for datebritishguys.com, and this girl started talking to me, seemed interested. But then she noticed that it said I was married in my profile and now she doesn't seem as keen on a possible relationship.

loving shallow whores.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
It's pretty difficult to figure out whether Red Pillers want women to be virgins with an untouched hymen or cock hungry sloots.

They seem to demand both at different times.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Pick posted:

i am willing to provide a service where if you have a wing-wang 3" or smaller, if you e-mail me a photo, i will reply with the words "seriously, it's fine. you're way too worried about it."

BUT you must donate $15 per photo to the world wildlife fund

guys with small dicks are luckier than guys with big dicks (like me) imo

at least guys with small dicks will probably get to have sex with a girl once they get back to her place because she'll be too embarassed to back out once you're both naked

It usually takes me at least several days and sometimes weeks of stretching a girl in various ways before I can actually bang her

The Saurus fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Sep 9, 2016

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Facebook Aunt posted:

Grats on finding yourself a loose vaged goonette to make your dreams come true.

nah she's actually super petite. bitch is 4"11 and 105lbs not like she's gonna have some gaping cavernous vag.

hence the days/weeks of stretching. had to redo it every time we were separated when my 3 months allowance in america ran out and I was deported back to britain for a time.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Adam Vegas posted:

You know nothing about even the most basic tenets of anatomy, physiology, or biology.

Did your vaginal science book tell you that my lived experience with multiple real women is impossible?

I didn't mean that it stretched like silly putty, I meant that the individuals in question needed to get used to insertion through a gradual increase in size without experiencing unbearable pain.

The Saurus fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Sep 9, 2016

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:

Pics of the dick needed imo

I never really considered it that big, but according to the stats I'm part of the Global 1% percentile. You don't actually have to be that big to be in the top 1% though.

It's not like I'm one of those weird guys who passes out from the lack of blood getting to their brain every time I get a boner.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

GRANNY SUGASLUTZZ posted:

Hey the saurus aren't you from Dudley?

No, my mum was born in Tipton though.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
I have no need for admiration and respect, sir

I just want to reassure men with average and smaller sized dicklets that the grass isn't always greener on the other side.

The world is not a loving porno, and women don't choose men based on how big their dicks are (I think).

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
Because there are men out there who believe all of the following, apparently:















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Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe














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Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe














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Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe








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Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe


wish this could be av size

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Troposphere posted:

I seriously can't get over this idiot thinking he needed to stretch vaginas out to fit his dick, like this is the scientific thing you do, when your dick is big

that was what I assumed was going on when women needed time to get used to my dick without it being painful for them

turns out it's for some other reason? maybe you can explain it to me professor

I majored in Clitoral Studies at Vag U. Not internal affairs.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I also like having my cervix bumped, so I'm talking only the vaginal canal. It does "stretch" a bit to accommodate larger things, if there's enough things of whatever size being inserted enough. And it does tighten back up if there's nothing keeping it from doing so, dicks or toys. I can vouch for that personally.

Second bolded thing, the reason I just told a GBS thread about my vaginal canal: [b]I can see the several days if you're in the 1% according to the first hit on Google. I can maybe see a week if you're taking days off between sessions because she's sore.

Okay, so I was absolutely correct, as all the provisos you mentioned were in place. Thank you for confirming, I appreciate that. It's nice for an actual sexhaver to stop in rather than virgoons with no firsthand experience of it at all acting like they're experts.

quote:

Also what is "a gradual increase in size"

did you buy a series of larger and larger dildos or what

did you know that fingers exist????

quote:

Meeting your wife on a forum dedicated to stalking, harassing, documenting the comics* of a mentally disabled individual in meticulous detail is gross. As is you bragging about your dick.

Yes, that's me. "Bragging" about something I had absolutely no control over at birth.

Oh wait, I was trying to discuss the belief of nice guys that women will only gently caress giant-dicked Chads.

This forum used to have it's own Chris-chan thread too, btw. And the ulillillia thread on SA documented the life of a mentally disabled individual in meticulous detail until someone in the thread decided to go out and harass him by sending him nude photos of his sister.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

poisonpill posted:

Holy poo poo, that's all it takes to be in the top 1%? This is like finding out the Koch Brothers make $65k between them

According to the British Journal of Urology, who performed a worldwide study on 15,000 men, it takes even less to be in the top 1%.

Like anything over 20cm, which is just under 8 inches.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Fat Shat Sings posted:

are.....are you saying you should be free from criticism on saying you have a clown dick and comparing yourself to chris-chan and ulillillia?

Where did I compare myself to either of them??

I don't have the artistic ability or imagination to create works of art like sonichu or platform masters.

green chicken feet posted:

I didn't realize clowns were renowned for their huge dick size. This is disheartening.

A moment of silence for the victims of John Wayne Gacy, please.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Pick posted:

Yeah, that's a major thing. Like... You're not loving most of the hours of the day. Your relationship needs more of a bedrock than that.

The rest of the time women are using you for emotional support and as a human ATM - most of the time they ignore you. Then they give you some reluctant sex if you spend enough money on them before going out with their "girlfriends" to gently caress some chad.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
I'd stopped, but you summoned me with my name.

What's a floor goblin?

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

CrazyLoon posted:

oh lol then...

...Saurus, dude, I know you've most likely watched some hentai or whatevs, but you'll never see a woman's skin bulge out because your dick's so huge, dawg.

I'm not sure how my posts about supporting Jeremy Corbyn and Brexit in UKMT (which I am serious about) can be used to ascertain that I am not trolling when posting about penis size, but I guess that's why I'm not an internet detective

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Pick posted:

she will definitely love and appreciate you for who you are and not take all your poo poo because whoo boy are u one gullible turd

More and more women are now the ones with successful jobs, meaning that the man can take half the woman's poo poo when they divorce.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

ZombieJesus posted:

I'm glad this racist piece of poo poo got cvcked, are we really meant to be sympathetic to him?

I just wish it had been a non-white guy cvcking private kuk, but I guess the author couldn't stand the thought of that, being a huge racist themselves

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

WrenP-Complete posted:

Oh it just occurred to me that my work email is public here because I'm recruiting for my study. You can message me at psychedelicsresearch@gmail.com, it's a team email, so just explain who you are and I'll contact you from my personal address.

Does this mean that you'll send me psychedelics to take if I offer to be a guinea pig for you??

I'm in

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The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
God Damnit even loving Ancient Rome had Chadius Thundercockus:

Pompeiian Graffiti posted:

"Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion."

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