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Oh god, I may be a Chad?
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I find them all incredibly amusing.
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Sep 9, 2016 03:00
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Pvt.Scott posted:Mudshark? Never heard that one, and I've heard 'em all.
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Sep 12, 2016 16:33
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Niceness is about coordinating what other people think of you. Kindness is about working on what you think of yourself.
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Sep 13, 2016 14:58
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Sounds more like at least one person looking for a way out of an arranged marriage.
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Sep 14, 2016 22:47
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Assuming this is real for fun, when you unpack it, its a neat little vignette about how much trouble the internet shut-ins have interacting with the rest of the world. He uses a bunch of words that he thinks make him sound smart, but arranges them so awkwardly, and stumbles over the basics of subject/verb agreement and preposition use that the whole thing comes out like a fart in church. And he picks this point he wants to make that he thinks the rest of the world will look at and think, "Wow, that guy is really deep and interesting." and comes across as a massive poo poo heel who's so tone deaf that he thinks, "They're only laughing at me because of how insecure my shining example has made them about themselves." Its like a verbal fedora.
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Sep 16, 2016 14:41
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Quote-Unquote posted:I mindlessly 'comsume' "tv" and "netflix" and I sometimes go to "parties" with people I speak to on "facebook" I should probably just kill myself because I can clearly never be "cool" like a nice guy that enjoys hobbies such as putting quotation marks around everything for no reason. Ah, and therefore such that as you cannot ever truly very compete with me in the realms of intelligent acumen. How I pity those that are the weak minded.
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Sep 16, 2016 15:11
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Quote-Unquote posted:Be forewarned, blarzgh: I will be "un-friending" and blocking you for having the audacity and oafishness to post such utter garbage. Ah, fortnight "thine" simulacrum; wherever howthus; timpany faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt
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Sep 16, 2016 15:42
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Quote-Unquote posted:I'm a nice guy ama I'm unironically a Chad. Edit: no nazi tattoos though.
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Sep 16, 2016 16:12
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Dreddout posted:How many "I love Satan" wife beaters do you own? The number of tank tops that I own more than makes up for the fact that none of them expressly worship the dark lord.
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Sep 16, 2016 19:23
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Talking to people on the internet is like talking through thin walls. If thats all you ever do, you never learn the other 90% of interpersonal communication.
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Sep 20, 2016 17:01
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ikanreed posted:The internet makes you stupid, if you will. *shakes fist! *tips fedora and removes steampunk goggles *exclaims like supervillian: Dammit, you're right!" *masturbates with own tears!*
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Sep 20, 2016 17:07
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It's even painful to read knowing it's parody.
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Sep 20, 2016 18:56
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Pick posted:i did not realize a guy was into me and i made him sad and angry (sangry) and this thread feels awkward now tell us more, please. Human sadness sates me.
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Sep 21, 2016 01:06
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I've always had trouble being friends with attractive women because my penchant for wearing tank tops often reveals my swastika tattoos which women find irresistible, and before you know it,
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Sep 21, 2016 03:16
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goddamn poo poo got heavy in here. gonna fix this the only way i know how.
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Sep 21, 2016 04:11
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