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So what was the fire hose in your vagina like? Were you afraid he'd make a robot to torture a copy of you if you turned him down?
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2016 21:34 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 08:52 |
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I know plenty of girls those stupid cards would work on, given a social situation where asking them out would work too.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 16:02 |
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Uh, usually guys who want to be clear they're interested in casual sex introduce themselves less forwardly than that.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2016 19:04 |
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Pvt.Scott posted:I'm only on page 15 of this thread so far, but I've got to ask, who the gently caress sends texts and expects responses within minutes, especially when they're contacting someone they don't know well, or at all? They'll spam like ten texts in as many minutes and then call the person who hasn't even typed a response back yet a shallow whore or whatever. I share their insecurities, if not their wildly inappropriate behavior in response to them, so I think I can offer some insight. Nagging at them, pretty much constantly, is the notion that the last 2-3 women they've talked to are emblematic of all women. If they haven't gotten any replies at all it starts to eat at their ego, "why am I not worth even an attempt at conversation by anyone?" But, rather than shutting down those fears with rationalizations like "sometimes that's just how things go, move on" they've gotta be externalizing them, and finding someone to blame. Obviously it's those drat whores going for other guys for shallow reasons. Nerdrage.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 19:58 |
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Moridin920 posted:a minority of 1, oppressed by the world Only by those evil women.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2016 20:04 |
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Slokir posted:Where the fertile, female human organisms at? So... what's more autistic than decimal points on an approximate, subjective scale? Everything else about this post.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 15:39 |
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Tricky D posted:Incel genes Yep that's definitely a thing that evolution would select for. Not reproducing. Makes sense.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 15:44 |
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CharlestonJew posted:is raising your child to be an incel considered abuse? There is no subreddit it's okay to raise your child to be a user of. Imagine someone here talked about trying to make their kid a goon. That would be a good reason to call CPS
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 16:00 |
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TastyAvocado posted:
Do you think it's a complete lack of empathy for women that keeps this nice guy from dating? Being unable to see another's perspective well enough to get why being raped is utterly traumatic probably keeps him from successfully approaching anyone ever.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 16:33 |
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No, really. It's because they have completely dehumanized women in their heads. They're literally just "those things for sex and babies" to them.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 16:51 |
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It gives you bad habits for life. You're constantly searching for the perfect word to describe an idea in your head instead of just breaking down the thought into smaller pieces.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 16:59 |
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gigawhite posted:I wouldn't want to join any club that would have me as a member, and I wouldn't want to gently caress any woman who would have me as a partner What if she acted really disgusted by you but still eventually, and disdainfully put out?
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 18:21 |
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The number of people who's lives would improve dramatically if they lost internet access is dramatic
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 19:12 |
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Ha ha it was just a joke. How dumb was this woman to take it serious. By the way it's totally true, and I take it serious.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 22:00 |
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You whore bitches don't deserve my defensive ego.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2016 22:54 |
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That's it. I'm officially opening a clavicle augmentation clinic. Then give the customers a sham surgery and a fake measuring tape.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 17:12 |
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I always want to contribute to these threads with more than peanut gallery stuff, but I also am terrified of having any of these sites in my browser history.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 17:43 |
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tater_salad posted:yeah I"m on a watch list for sure. I'm just imagining having to explain the idea the red pill and why I'm not a misogynistic douche to my girlfriend.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 18:08 |
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green chicken feet posted:With their talk about women not being real people, do incels generally have terrible relationships with their moms? Do they look at their own mothers or grandmas and see someone who isn't really human - or do they make an exception for them? Ever hear of an Oedipus complex?
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 19:24 |
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Zzulu posted:cummies Is there a more disturbing word in the English language? The infantalizing of sex is so loving creepy.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 19:56 |
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The Saurus posted:Nah it was a guy that she was dating at the time. How broken do you have to be to think you're being wronged by other people who don't seek you out? I mean, obviously the same level of broken as to be a loving murderer, I guess.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 21:00 |
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tater_salad posted:lets all not forget that all normie sex havers who have sex with women who aren't virgins are cvcked Just let the filter win. Lie back and think of lowtax.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 21:09 |
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These posts were fine and you're only hurting yourself.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2016 23:08 |
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Has the saurus, considered stuffing a vagina full of nice tokens to make it more accommodating? This thread has taught me nothing makes women ready for sex like prepackaged gestures of kindness.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 17:53 |
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Remember, it doesn't count as good relationship advice unless you can quantify it. Cubic centimeters per dollar is the relevant question.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 18:01 |
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Dreddout posted:I didn't even know that that expression was specifically British! It's not. Maybe the lack of contractions sounds a bit out of place to an American though.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 18:14 |
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gigawhite posted:Well, looks like it's time for me to friend zone this thread. I'll return when I'm lonely and crave attention So all the time?
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 18:26 |
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You whore bitches don't deserve a nice colloquialism like "can't be bothered"
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 18:49 |
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Moridin920 posted:man i've hosed all night before and not gotten chafed But that costs extra nice guy tokens. First you gotta pay for the time, then the consent, then the space, then wetness, next you'll be expecting us to give them orgasms. These feminazis are nickel and diming us nice guys.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 19:14 |
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Pick posted:it's importnt to get the hottest mate ever because you and your spouse will be beautiful forever and never age Um. I'm male, so I can just divorce her and get another 20 year old, or whine on the internet about not getting a 20 year old forever. Duh.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 21:24 |
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LT56 posted:It's the weekend so best to break out the ProudSexHaver™ and incel shame threads while rocking out to rave music. Shake ya rear end wat urself etc :P Not currently a sexhaver. Taking things slow in my current relationship and not resenting it like a child, though.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 22:06 |
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LT56 posted:g00d j0b :-D *pat on the back* Yep, definitely continuing with bare minimum decent human being poo poo. Better get rewarded with sex soon, right?
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 22:11 |
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LT56 posted:SUCK ALL THE DICKS YALL FUCKMANS SUCK ALL THE DICKS That sounds like so much work.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2016 23:09 |
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The whole making fun of fedoras thing came from the fact that dumb people thought they're a shortcut to classy, mostly on fictional character cues. Any formal hat can look quite nice if the whole loving outfit was arranged to fit together. But not "this hat will make me Indiana Jones" Anyone with enough fashion sense to know that isn't going to obsess over one item enough to be offended by the above mockery. Which means you can safely say anyone actively defending wearing a fedora on the internet is exactly the kind of person who made it happen in the first place.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 04:54 |
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HardDisk posted:if you are nice naturally then its isn't work I'm pretty sure that's exactly what "nice guys" think of themselves. Because they're not paying a bit of attention to the effects they have on others. I put as much effort as I can to being as nice to everyone in my life as I can reasonably manage, and honestly, most people are pretty nice back. I'm pretty sure that's just being a normal, emotionally healthy adult.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 18:23 |
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Unironically agreeing that those guys don't deserve a nice doggie like that bitch.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 15:25 |
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The broccoli as conspiracy thing was parody, right? Right?? That poo poo is delicious and gives you gas only compared to a diet completely free of dietary fiber.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2016 17:57 |
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RicochetD20 posted:I remember reading about this whore who was a playboy model and stripper when she was 18, and then she decided that's not what she wanted to do with her life so she went to college, got a degree, studied law at Harvard Law School, and became a very high ranking and powerful judge. Where do guys get these Madonna-whore complexes? Is there something in society that pushes this line of thinking?
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 14:06 |
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NomChompsky posted:I see a lot of talkin about nice guys but where are the actual nice guys surely we've got a few who could be rollin around in here. I've absolutely been a nice guy, recently even, and am projecting my deep sense of shame by mocking others, rather than directly addressing the unhealthy friendship I had with a woman recently in a manner that would almost certainly lead to mockery by my fellow goons if shared.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 16:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 08:52 |
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Zzulu posted:Are there nice guys for gays? Or do they just gently caress them anyway since theyre all literally massive sluts I've heard that there are gay pick up artists. That's similar.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2016 16:53 |