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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


You can look at girls and nobody can stop you. It's pretty pleasant in its own right and you can be as perverted and blatant about it as you wish.

But touch them and all bets are off. Imprisonment, rabies, struck by lightning, alimony and being banned from the premises are just a few of the dangers associated with touching women.

Just take a gander and if one looks back smile a toothy goon grin. Maybe she smiles too. Pleasure without pain.

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with you?

Everything.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


*makes a silly joke*

Some Guy: What the #@$! is wrong with you!?!?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Most people in general don't have the courage to break the ice because it's a cold world and most people are strangers to one another.

Gender dynamics generally places the onus on men for this and these cowardly men are isolated and disarmed by their own impotence. Rage is vented at women, at the self, etc, etc you know the drill.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Whatev posted:

I think it's much more than they are dickless little babies who are terrified or rejection

Is it?! Why do you have to make everything so complicated?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


a hole-y ghost posted:

I'm not too clear on this concept of "total rejection" but I think it might be death??

Total rejection of contiguous motion.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Guys just need to stop being ugly or to grow some balls. Then they need to go through the enormous learning curve of learning how to deal with women. Ugly guys could just get rich or famous. There is no reason to pity men.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

As a hideously ugly fat man, I agree. I could totally get rich if I wanted to, which I of course do not, which is why I am poor.

I am poor and I know that this is true. Money is out there and there are people who cheat, lie, trade honestly and amaze fools to get it. The only reason you don't have money is because you haven't done the right thing yet.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

I'm just nice and respect money. Not like all those jerks out there that treat money like their whore, and lie and cheat to get with it. If money would just give me a chance I'd put her it in the best mutual funds and spend it on only the finest things

Mutual funds... lol. Sorry dude but you have to break down walls to reach the most beautiful princess - the almighty dollar.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


You can tell if she wants the D if she's smiling too much or if there's a lilt in the melody of the voice.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Moridin920 posted:

e: though i think there might be something to the hair thing the jury is out on that one

Everything I said was legit.

Touching hair is ambiguous because she might be self-conscious or nervous. It's not a certain signal, simply a hopeful one.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Captain Yossarian posted:

I am actually glad Dare is back he is a nice counter balance to all the garbage d&d posts I've seen in my beloved gbs lately

His mental illness is perfectly fitted for the forums.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


King Vidiot posted:

Who the gently caress is Dare is he the guy who just posts crazy word salad and has been popping up in GBS threads talking to nobody and saying nothing?

Lurk more.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Gorilla Salad posted:

Think I found it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltYdg6_0fTk


When a PUA is calling you out for being a creepy weirdo, you know something's wrong. Anime stuff starts about 5:40 in.

lmaooo

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


lohli posted:

To be married is to shackle yourself emotionally and financially to a creature they've generally denigrated as some kind of mythical beast with a venus-fly-trap like vagina designed to snare alpha providers.

To get emotionally satisfied with a prolonged relationship is to fall for their cunning ploy, but the redpillers are too enlightened to fall for their wiles!

What?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


lohli posted:

Exactly.

Um............. Ok.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Decrepus posted:

Do you not understand how to differentiate between a seriouspost and a jokepost.

Not even remotely. Please make these murky waters clear again.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot



What do you think?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Redmanred posted:

That and decent hygiene.

gently caress off, no one notices unless you smell like a dumpster.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Gorilla Salad posted:

No, they really do. Go take a shower and brush your teeth you pig.

*farts*

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


I want girl

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


gigawhite posted:

Shockingly the majority of humankind still manages to gently caress and procreate despite not being in the upper 10% of attractiveness. It usually involves finding the right people for you and not keeping a journal where you categorize everyday occurrences based on which rendition of Doctor Who it would have happened to

I don't know how they do it. I just look at stills of pussies and jerk my dead gay dick all day.

Moon Atari posted:

I have been cvcked by men far less attractive or even 'alpha' than me, if I must phrase it in language that even angry incels can understand while also keeping with thread tradition by oversharing in a way that reflects poorly on my image as someone too cool for all this.

Don't worry man... we're all alphas here.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


I still want girl that is over a 5 and not retarded.

An old flame just liked a 3 month old facebook post. We'll see.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Salty Josh posted:

That can be said for both genders man.

Yeah. Guys like to talk poo poo about it but over 79% of us are too dumb to deserve to live.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Moon Atari posted:

But don't you want your partner to see you as an equal?

I am at least a 6. I'm in my prime motherfucker.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Moon Atari posted:

Referring to the appearance or IQ part?

IQ is sub-normal but I'm definitely a 6

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Moon Atari posted:

I'm sorry I can't help it, don't be hurt.

It's OK you consistently post good.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Moon Atari posted:

also apologies to anyone whose feelings I may have hurt at any point in the thread with an offhand comment that was accidentally offensive to their uncommon but perfectly ok lifestyle choices.

Suck my dick.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Moridin920 posted:

i love when people match on Tinder then proceed to go 'You're on Tinder YOU MUST BE A SLUT'

wot

I love when I do all the footwork and the 6 decides to ghost.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Moon Atari posted:

Tell me what I'm saying? I'm feeling pretty good about it.

You pissed off the hivemind. You die today.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Hmm... misspost.

a dog from hell fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Aug 28, 2016

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Cordon bleu posted:

Low dose DMT in a joint is basically 100x better than good MDMA for empathy and free love, and shorter, and gets the job done quick. Those machine elves be working on your frontal cortex even when you not ego deathing.

When I smoked DMT the first hit just felt like shrooms.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Currently taking love letters from women with more issues than standards.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Yeah, men are like dogs. If they don't get properly socialised from a young age they can turn incredibly nasty because they just don't know how to behave.

100% true in the eyes of higher society. Doesn't make us [uncivilized males] bad people, it's just how we're looked at and justifiably so because men are uncivilized.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Men are risk-takers and if men ruled ipso factotum then the world would be anarchy. Men are the antithesis of society until proven otherwise.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Cumslut1895 posted:

I feel like you are posting from an alternative universe

I am describing a world without women as an influence. What is the point of society in that case?

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Cumslut1895 posted:

it sounded like you were describing a world run by women

You are thinking too small when it comes to anarchy but I do see your point. I think either sex would run awry without the other as a check.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Zzulu posted:

Women have never run anything for long

you need a big hard cock and blood full of testosterone to get all conquer-y and poo poo

Zzulu posted:

gender is a social construct

gently caress off back to Sweden or wherever.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot



Huh? That's not a nice guy, that's a young boy who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to say it out loud.

e: I thought it was written by Noah. Never mind me.

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


RFC2324 posted:



The phrasing just seems sophisticated for a 5th grader.

Some times kids are smart. That memo is definitely beyond the pale though.

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot


Leroy Dennui posted:

It doesn't need to There were just things about that excerpt that struck me as being "nice guy"-esque, like how he refuses to be separated from his waifu and the way he uses the word "whore."

Is whore not an acceptable word to use in its proper definition now?

And Yoko/Lennon weirdness aside, he's right. Sex is trivial compared to the comfort a relationship can bring.

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