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This aint me, this my gf, just wanna drop in and say that curdy is a big fat loving loser with zero ambitions in life and will soon wake up to a harsh adult world with no foundation to grow anything, trying to build a life upon nothing. I hope he dies.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2016 14:17 |
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 00:32 |
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If you a hustlin nerd by now, you easily get pussy access. if you was a dweeb and now a geek working retail at gamestop, you aint never landing dat pussy yo
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 13:05 |
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Arian_Samurai posted:Most grow up after graduating high school and eventually develop a personality. Others just complain on the internet.
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 16:01 |
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A man who focuses on he own self and lets no woman get him down cause this man has bigger loving fish to fry than no one single attractive lady, he a attractive man. Sometimes you just gotta let them go for them to come back *spends every waking hour getting pussy whipped and yelled at by wife*
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# ¿ Aug 2, 2016 21:23 |
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dog buttz posted:Girls will gently caress short guys if they're ripped. Or funny, or charming, or weird, or any other reason as long as the short guy has bigger fish to fry than being self concious about his height. Some women will still really really care about height but seriously, as a towering giant, I wouldn't want such shallowness to suckle on my penis anyway so why should short people care. I'm surrounded by friends who are short but also very charming and funny and they get laid all the drat time. Makes a brother feel inadequate about his stable relationship.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 22:45 |
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Lkke seriously just get bigger fish to fry than waiting forever on no drat woman. Ever since I got my life goals prioritized my lonely lonely incel life not only disappeared but also I dont even remember it anymore.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 22:47 |
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Many incel guys dont view life as a learning experience. Who is good at flirting at first? Nobody. First time you try to hunt for pussy youre probably gonna send a dick pic or say 'hey wanna gently caress' while looking all cramped up from anxiety to some random girl. Then the incels never make the connection to think "Hmmm, this didnt work, how can I narrow my technique down from 'nothing' and 'send dick pic' and develop something a little more personal and charming in between those two things?" Instead its all about sexual marketplace or whatever.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 22:52 |
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Spatial posted:They basically apply videogame logic to reality and relationships. Unsuprisingly this doesn't end well Its sad, and weird. Because as soon as one of those guys actually get to have sex, all these stupid rules about chad thundercock just ceases to mean anything. But that is also stupid, because our society should NOT place such value on losing virginity. Masculinity is waaaay to strictly defined about these things and then you get weirdo incels as a by product of that and nobody is happy.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 22:56 |
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To be fair, while learning all about flirting you usually do run into lots of 'right person, wrong time'-scenarios until you are adept enough at reading more advanced social cues.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2016 23:05 |
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Shinjobi posted:I remember about 7 years ago or so I was trying to date a girl that frankly I had no business dating. I couldn't tell you a single interest we ever had in common, but she was attractive and I was very much into that. So we went on a few dinner dates, not much more than that. I tried small steps after a couple dates, holding hands and crap like that, and it really didn't take with her. I take this to mean she isn't interested. Even so, I ask her out on another dinner date and she happily agrees. Again, she tended to avoid physical contact without any explanation. It wasn't a freak out, just a polite "no" and that was that. So I was kind of confused, overall. I was young, inexperienced with relationships, stupid, and smitten with this woman but seemingly getting nowhere. I recognized that If things continued dragging out I was probably going to do something pathetic and horrible and something that I would be embarrassed about for the rest of my life. So I decided to just cut myself off at the pass. I asked her out on a lunch date, she happily agreed--as usual--and we went out to grab some lunch. By this point I realized that the small steps had gotten me nowhere, but that I didn't really know if this dating thing was going anywhere either. So after we both paid our checks I asked straight up if she wanted to head back to my place and fool around. She smiled awkwardly, said no, I chuckled and that was pretty much the end of that date. I went home, assured that I had offended her and that at least by going about my business the way I did at least I didn't have to worry about her anymore. For all I knew, the dates were done and I could safely move on. You were forward, open and honest. You did good kid. Mr 'shut the gently caress up so i like you' guy is scary for real tough, Im sorry on behalf of all men
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 07:34 |
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Lol @ the last one. 1955 indeed. My god who came up with all of these?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 12:02 |
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Meh my gf and some of my friends antagonize the gently caress out of eachother so I separate them? I dont have time to deal with that poo poo so I dont.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 19:38 |
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Its absolutely okay to control your social circles. The guy described was totally weird about it though.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 19:45 |
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Professor Shark posted:Describe a normal way of doing this Oh i dont mean control them as in being manipulative. Okay: I have reaaaaaaally old friends who are very christian and I sometimes meet them.and enjoy their company I have newer friends who are more like me (ie stoners drinking out and about having fun kind of people) These two social circles should be kept apart for very obvious reasons.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 20:05 |
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Hm, some of my nerdy comp sci class mates (and friends) maybe wouldnt work very well together with my gender science friends from before. Why mix when you dont have to? I make time for many friends sooo, no real problem?
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 20:07 |
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CarForumPoster posted:If I had a social circle that was not compatible with someone I had been dating for multiple years (who undoubtedly would be my best friend at that point) I'd probably question who is being an rear end in a top hat and tell them to stop it or get out. Yeah ok but what about isolated cases (like one or two people) where it just doesnt work. Do you have to cut then completely and MAKE A TOUGH CHOICE BECAUSE GODDAMNIT CHOICES HAVE TO BE MADE or just dont deal with it by hanging out separately. Excluding your SO from all your circle of friends (or your deepest most personal one), is stupid though.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2016 20:48 |
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Ocrassus posted:Unrequited love is a huge inspiration for so much music it's kind of unreal how many 'nice guys' there have been throughout history. Because that's a nice guy thing to do, when a girl won't bang you you write a song about it. Yeah one of swedens most prominent poets was so ugly that he apparently scared a horse into flight when he walked down the streets. All his poems are beautiful niceguy.txts about one particular woman. He was also addicted to opiates, so basically a proto-goon. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Johan_Stagnelius
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2016 12:54 |
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CubanMissile posted:Dudes really are scary though. Today I got a table tent thrown at my head by a probable rapist. You did good. You should be proud. Holy crap that sounds like a frightening situation.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 13:58 |
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Once I took too much mdma and pretty much dont remember anything and my beautiful guy friend didnt take advantage of me, so guys can get wasted and then be notraped to!
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2016 08:24 |
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Jesus is this thread still going? What more is there to be said than "I cant believe these people are so wrong in their mindset" and "wow that guy was scary". Can we turn this into the new general purpose r/relationships thread instead?
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 12:09 |
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Oh come on, its no coincidence that dadbod is a 'thing'. If you spend every moment of your life inside a gym and never allow yourself a good pizza or weed, chances are you might not be very fun to hang out with! (I use this logic to justify my out of shapeness, but still. Some of the more intelligent (mathematically) and retarded (socially) friends I have are total gymnuts.)
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 22:29 |
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Stinky_Pete posted:I'm presently in the BF% range for "dad bod" due to eating healthy and exercising but also drinking a lot of alcohol. My fitness philosophy is non existent and I see myself getting fatter and fatter but I still get laid so maybe you should check your facts, bro.
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2016 23:11 |
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They must come from some pretty broken homes.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2016 08:51 |
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Pick posted:No guy I've dated or had as a prospect has ever cooked anything for me, but I like to cook and an good at it so it's fine What the gently caress you sure know how to pick them. Im starting to think your specific sample of the human population is not statistically relevant.
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2016 18:01 |
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Once a girl totally played me the gently caress out, stringing me along and letting me have sex with her then going hey fwb? Then next time she is all nope I dont want this and THEN coming back around and going but maybe fwb again? She was hot and I was like a complete pancake just going 'uhuh', 'yes', 'oh dont worry i understand'. Then I started to feel used and emasculated, so the next time I met her at a club with her friends and the usual dancing and gaming and being generally retarded, she started giving me looks that said 'ok you can come up to me and make out now', so I went up to her, past her, and then started making out with her (admittedly less hot) friend, and then we went home together. I didnt really want to have sex or anything, and I joined the circus of People Having Sex With Randoms For Really Terrible Reasons, but goddamnit I got my manhood back. The hot girl was into the whole poly thing and in hindsight I think she was kinda insecure and just used me as a comfort blanket and revenge sex person when her real boyfriend was screwing someone else, I was the big idiot who was all up and down emotionally at her whim and I didnt play it cool or whatever. No hard feelings and 10/10 would be the object of a revenge sex night again. I guess the sentiment is that if some woman is keep you in the nice guy owned zone, get back at her in petty ways!
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 13:15 |
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Pick posted:if you're hot enough, being broken becomes being quirky. Thank god Its also all about relativity. When I studied social work I was one of 10 guys around 120 women, automatically making us guys the center of attention and interest (even though none of us were particularly good looking). Now im in the data engineering field and its the complete opposite, every girl is always followed by at least 10 buff engineering dudes. Im happy I got a ltr relationship in time because I'm just not interested in competing with 10 guys over one woman. Also nobody falls within my general political spectrum apart from some truly chill dudes but that is another matter.
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 20:19 |
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Moon Atari posted:You can tell a woman is into you if, when in the company of other women, she acts like the one angry puffed up seagull that makes all the others keep their distance from your chips. The chips are the D in this analogy. This always happens when youre already in a relationship and just trying to be friendly and get to know a new group of people. When youre single every girl just sprays you face with mace at all times.
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 00:39 |
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Lmao I was out drinking with friends yesterday and a guy came up to us and started talking the whole nice guy talk (a tinder date apparently never showed up, which is apparently not at all just normal flaky behaviour, no its a societal conspiracy that only happens to him). We told him to relax and that he looks fine (he was attractive in a cute way) but he just kept on talking about how women are stupid and society places his looks on one part of the 'never getting laid'-ladder and so on and he started getting kinda creepy, wanted to stroke my friends beard and told him 'you get laid all day because you have a beard and muscles and can beat me any day of the week' and started getting into some really weird, vioent kind of talk so we just left him and changed bars. His final words was to say something like 'you see, everybody hates me!'. Its like he didnt get laid and instead of reviewing his own extremely creepy behaviour he only blamed society. I tried my best to reason with him but it was impossible. loving weirdo creepy gently caress ruining our night.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2016 15:14 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:Agreed. I really noticed it when I watched a few British TV shows. There were no freaks or hambeasts, but most of the characters were "hollywood ugly'. Some of them obviously didn't get braces as a kid. Some of them didn't have perfectly symmetrical faces. Some of the women were over 30. It took a few minutes to register that they weren't actually ugly, they were just normal, average looking people of all ages. Still better looking than a lot of people you'll see at walmart. Lmao welcome to the real world you shut in american idiot.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2016 20:13 |
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Internet - there is always more and it is always worse. I dont know where to start. It's been said a million times already but as soon as the piedestal these guys put some random woman on gets tarnished by whatever they feel absolutely gutted. Im sure sexy nerd girl loves fedora guy #450608 of 300 000 000 viewers or whatever. Get out of the drat house goddamnit.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2016 01:43 |
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mind the walrus posted:I only have a mobile phone will that be OK? Its easy. Suggest that you will be very disappointed, AND angry if she says no. Suggest that its in her best interest to date you or else...
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2016 10:34 |
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# ¿ Apr 18, 2024 00:32 |
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Travis343 posted:Outside cats live on average 2-5 years before dying horribly compared to 12-20 years for inside cats, it's basically animal cruelty and should be illegal hope that helps Wow no. Living the high lifw strutting around outside is waaaay more glorious than locking a cat in your apartment for your own selfish entertainment. Jesus christ you clown.
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